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@apdirtybird.bsky.social
I put legal things on paper, watch too many movies, and complain about sports (Miami Hurricanes, Heat, COYS). TLH
Okay, over today. Going to bed to read like 4 pages and immediately fall asleep only to wake up at like 2am with the light still on and the book in my hand, completely confused as to what is happening
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Okay, over today. Going to bed to read like 4 pages and immediately fall asleep only to wake up at like 2am with the light still on and the book in my hand, completely confused as to what is happening
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With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
Every minute of today since I woke up has been worse than the next, this is going to be great.
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Every minute of today since I woke up has been worse than the next, this is going to be great.
January 22, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Hey, thanks everyone for the 24 hour respite before the incessant "fuck Miami fans" parade started. I enjoyed the 12 hours when Miami beat OSU and everyone was nice.
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Hey, thanks everyone for the 24 hour respite before the incessant "fuck Miami fans" parade started. I enjoyed the 12 hours when Miami beat OSU and everyone was nice.
It's 45 outside and the building's AC is on, and this is less than ideal.
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It's 45 outside and the building's AC is on, and this is less than ideal.
Re-crisped duck fat fried potatoes and sous vide eggs with some of this on it, got a Sunday breakfast running.
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Re-crisped duck fat fried potatoes and sous vide eggs with some of this on it, got a Sunday breakfast running.
Grabbed a good shot of "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed," Spo
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Grabbed a good shot of "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed," Spo
I'm on the NBA trade machine for very serious reasons and I didn't know the Heat at the rights to Jakucionis for that long.
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I'm on the NBA trade machine for very serious reasons and I didn't know the Heat at the rights to Jakucionis for that long.
Every Miami fan that went to the 2001 Rose Bowl, including myself, and were the cockiest football fans known to man, arising from a 23 yr slumber of garbage football:
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Every Miami fan that went to the 2001 Rose Bowl, including myself, and were the cockiest football fans known to man, arising from a 23 yr slumber of garbage football:
When I was in France a few weeks back, I saw a ton of ads for the SpongeBob movie, and his name over there is Bob L'éponge.
I've seen the ad for the new movie multiple times since I've gotten back, and he's always Bob L'éponge to me now.
I've seen the ad for the new movie multiple times since I've gotten back, and he's always Bob L'éponge to me now.
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
When I was in France a few weeks back, I saw a ton of ads for the SpongeBob movie, and his name over there is Bob L'éponge.
I've seen the ad for the new movie multiple times since I've gotten back, and he's always Bob L'éponge to me now.
I've seen the ad for the new movie multiple times since I've gotten back, and he's always Bob L'éponge to me now.
200 years from now this is going to start a religion with the mutants.
“What if you held a tree long enough for it to grow around your hand?” For a piece called It Will Continue to Grow Except at That Point, Giuseppe Penone fitted a cast of his hand to a growing tree and the tree grew around it for more than a decade. [kottke.org]
It Will Continue to Grow Except at That Point
“What if you held a tree long enough for it to grow around your hand?” For a piece called It Will Continue to Grow Except at That Point, Giuseppe Penone fitted a cast of his hand to a growing tree and the tree grew aro
kottke.org
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
200 years from now this is going to start a religion with the mutants.
Negative energy out for 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Negative energy out for 2025.
If you start Springbreakers at 10:32pm tomorrow night, Alien will be playing "Everytime" on the piano when the clock strikes midnight.
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you start Springbreakers at 10:32pm tomorrow night, Alien will be playing "Everytime" on the piano when the clock strikes midnight.
Imagine you're a 15 yr old boy who was part of Team USA in the World Paintball Championships and won it all, and you're from Tallahassee and you give an interview to the paper. You're excited, you tell your friends and family.
Then they run this as the headline:
Then they run this as the headline:
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Imagine you're a 15 yr old boy who was part of Team USA in the World Paintball Championships and won it all, and you're from Tallahassee and you give an interview to the paper. You're excited, you tell your friends and family.
Then they run this as the headline:
Then they run this as the headline:
10/10. Give Timmy the Oscar.
Seated for a 9:25am start time for Marty Supreme. All 4 of us in the theater are hooting and hollering, chanting MARTY.
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
10/10. Give Timmy the Oscar.
Seated for a 9:25am start time for Marty Supreme. All 4 of us in the theater are hooting and hollering, chanting MARTY.
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Seated for a 9:25am start time for Marty Supreme. All 4 of us in the theater are hooting and hollering, chanting MARTY.
*to the tune of Country Roads*
🎶🎶
Pop-Tarts Bowl, Take Me Home,
To Orlandoooo, Where I Beloooong,
Frosted, Toasted,
Unfrosted Berry,
Mascot Cannibal, Orlando
🎶🎶
🎶🎶
Pop-Tarts Bowl, Take Me Home,
To Orlandoooo, Where I Beloooong,
Frosted, Toasted,
Unfrosted Berry,
Mascot Cannibal, Orlando
🎶🎶
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*to the tune of Country Roads*
🎶🎶
Pop-Tarts Bowl, Take Me Home,
To Orlandoooo, Where I Beloooong,
Frosted, Toasted,
Unfrosted Berry,
Mascot Cannibal, Orlando
🎶🎶
🎶🎶
Pop-Tarts Bowl, Take Me Home,
To Orlandoooo, Where I Beloooong,
Frosted, Toasted,
Unfrosted Berry,
Mascot Cannibal, Orlando
🎶🎶
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@apdirtybird.bsky.social and I ate so much cheese yesterday, we postponed Christmas dinner until today.
The potatoes are 1/3rd butter.
The potatoes are 1/3rd butter.
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
@apdirtybird.bsky.social and I ate so much cheese yesterday, we postponed Christmas dinner until today.
The potatoes are 1/3rd butter.
The potatoes are 1/3rd butter.
Electrochemistry
-Disco Elysium
-Disco Elysium
Everyone should just be high all the time. It'd be cool. Like now it's cool. And everyone should just be cool.
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Electrochemistry
-Disco Elysium
-Disco Elysium
Finally got around to beating this today and I can definitively say this may be the most Kojima game of all Kojima games. None of the endgame makes any sense at all, ridiculous names and dialogue. 10/10, will always Kojima.
I am Sam Porter Bridges, yet again. Time to walk.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Finally got around to beating this today and I can definitively say this may be the most Kojima game of all Kojima games. None of the endgame makes any sense at all, ridiculous names and dialogue. 10/10, will always Kojima.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The end of Noche Buena. From 9 people to the last three of me, @rp2d2.bsky.social and @thebigtenfour.bsky.social of the evening.
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The end of Noche Buena. From 9 people to the last three of me, @rp2d2.bsky.social and @thebigtenfour.bsky.social of the evening.