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Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow.

Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses
Almost forgot my trash turesday take:

A Christmas movie must have Christmas at its core plot point. It can’t happen at another time of year and still make sense.

This is why Die Hard fails the test.  It could could be a birthday/work anniversary that happens in the summer.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No, my trip is going great. Why do you ask?
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social Barcelona Candy is made for you.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you need a holidays gift I can’t suggest the big blanket more!
So @rp2d2.bsky.social and I went to Santa Fe last year for NYE and the Airbnb we were at had the big boban blanket and when we got home she immediately bought me one and we all need a 10'x10' blanket. Even if you don't think you do, you do.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Secret booze garden in Barcelona
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The way these elevator buttons are laid out has broken my brain.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They may not celebrate Thanksgiving in Spain but the definitely observe Black Friday!
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
At least I got mashed potatoes and gravy on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Shouts out to Hulu for the holiday episode collection of Bob’s Burgers
bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows a family standing in front of a fence .
Alt: bob 's burgers - Linda Belcher singing “pass the cranberry sauce, we’re having mashed potatoes”
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Honestly uno may be the closest thing to actual life.

Oh you almost got close to winning? HAHAHA Fuck you. Draw eleventy billion more cards.
My oldest sister just got real big fucken mad during a game of UNO Flip where she had two “draw until you get the called color” cards pretty much back to back. It was funny af.

She never liked UNO, guys!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Turkey is all yo check out that guy’s weird neck
Our 250 years of preserving liberty isn’t some nice holiday story that we recall dimly through the mists of time. It’s real. It can reassure and educate and inspire us. It’s something from which to derive hope and for which to give thanks. lnk.thebulwark.com/3Krlaaz
Turkey Day With a Turkey President
Trump’s fixation on personal flattery feeds his authoritarianism. It makes for bad diplomacy, too.
lnk.thebulwark.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Peace out USA! This chick is doing jamon for Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
4 hour layover with a free pour bar… what could possibly go wrong?
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The real reason for the season.
“So uhhh… you gonna finish that?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Accidentally poured half a gallon of boiling water on my leg and Im feeling a smidge of empathy for the McDonalds coffee lady
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This lives rent free in my head everytime I get asked to take a survey if you want to know what’s wrong with me.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAkO...
survey
YouTube video by Sara Hedgepeth
m.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Can I also ask that anyone that was a retail or manager - step up for your peeps!! When you see someone being a jerk you don’t need to be mean. Just say, “Hey we’ve all been there, right?” And if they are real jerks say “Can I call your mom and say you are acting like this” my go-to disarming sitch
I will personally bring bad tidings to anyone I find being a dick to a retail worker. I did it when I was a manager, I will do it now as a civilian.

Your therapy sessions are not their problem.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Y’all. This is so much better than it has any right to be.

Found at Fresh Market in FL
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh dear lord. Just started observing Pitt.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Okay CFB fans. What team does a coach MOST identify with?
1. Place they coached the longest?
2. Place they were most successful?
3. Place they also played?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If this isn’t in the next @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I’m going to riot.
Oh, man. Now I'm imagining Alan Rickman delivering Hatin' Ass Spurrier lines
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Oh, man. Now I'm imagining Alan Rickman delivering Hatin' Ass Spurrier lines
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Fun fact, I learned that there is a distinguished wine scholar also named Steve Spurrier and I could not stop laughing about what the Ball Coach would have picked for wines. I’m sure at least one would be “Tears of my enemies - a high acid low tannin fruit bomb.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_...
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM