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Learning to use the big boy potty :)

Please don’t be mad at me
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Headline led me to assume this would be about the US. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/o...
Opinion | How to Be a Good Citizen When Your Country Does Bad Things
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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since Helen Andrews is in the news again, how about everybody enjoy the best TV cspan ever did, where she gets relentlessly demolished as a truly awful person by her *libertarian* ex-boyfriend

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAIT...
Todd Seavey and Helen Rittelmeyer on C-SPAN2 BookTV
YouTube video by C-SPAN
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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just wanted to re-post this messaging that helped win an election
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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JERMA IS SO FUNNY
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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dust bowl husband: i'm home

dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Hard times spreading just like the flu / Watch out homeboy don’t let it catch you
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
@shanemadej.bsky.social Your video on the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum inspired my dad and I to travel from half the country and spend the last two nights there. If I wasn’t convinced that ghosts aren’t real before (which I was pretty convinced), I definitely am now. Didn’t see jack shit lmfao.
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Every October the neighborhood kids (especially my own) ask “where’s the eyeball??” until I put it up. I always think maybe I’ll do something different in that window, but folks love the eyeball, so it’s become a #Halloween tradition.
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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“When you start asking if it’s worth standing up for trans people, you’ve already lost the moral argument,” Democrat Dylan Blaha told me in an interview about why he’s challenging an Illinois congresswoman from the left.

www.advocate.com/politics/dyl...
Illinois Army captain says Dems are ‘rolling over’ on LGBTQ+ rights. He’s running for Congress to change that
“What’s happening right now to trans people — to the LGBTQ+ community — is not okay. Somebody needs to stand up," Dylan Blaha told The Advocate.
www.advocate.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@osullyville.bsky.social Hey have you watched this new show on Netflix about the Philly mafia? I was curious how accurate it is.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Stay woke friends
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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FIGURED OUT A SOLUTION
October 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM