Jordan
@mariachimacabre.bsky.social
Learning to use the big boy potty :)
Please don’t be mad at me
Please don’t be mad at me
Praying for a Masque of the Red Death situation tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Praying for a Masque of the Red Death situation tonight.
I think this guy gave you a fake name.
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think this guy gave you a fake name.
This continues to prove true.
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This continues to prove true.
My first, and so far only, tattoo.
October 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My first, and so far only, tattoo.
Hey, Ezra. Wanted to make sure you saw these before publishing that eulogy for Charlie Kirk OH NO YOU HIT PUBLISH ALREADY?? Fuuuuck, dude!
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hey, Ezra. Wanted to make sure you saw these before publishing that eulogy for Charlie Kirk OH NO YOU HIT PUBLISH ALREADY?? Fuuuuck, dude!
Excited for Ryan Murphy to sexualize and fawn over this absolute hunk.
August 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Excited for Ryan Murphy to sexualize and fawn over this absolute hunk.
Maybe something like this? It has a story but it isn’t stuffed full of it. A good time with undead pirates.
July 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Maybe something like this? It has a story but it isn’t stuffed full of it. A good time with undead pirates.
They stand on the shoulders of giants. Respect 🫡
July 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They stand on the shoulders of giants. Respect 🫡
We need you to partner with Bob’s Burgers and make this an official scarf.
May 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We need you to partner with Bob’s Burgers and make this an official scarf.
Just wait until this guy, who actually is dead, starts posting again on here.
November 14, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Just wait until this guy, who actually is dead, starts posting again on here.
