Joe for the Holidays
@makeitunclear.bsky.social
I'm old school; I'm new wave
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Pinned
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
my favorite basketball team is the greatest team ever to play the sport
my favorite basketball team is not good at playing basketball
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
my favorite basketball team is the greatest team ever to play the sport
far be it for me to "hand it" to penn state for anything, but that terry smith post-game interview was so charming. how many people on this planet or any other would say winning the pinstripe bowl was the best moment of their life?
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
far be it for me to "hand it" to penn state for anything, but that terry smith post-game interview was so charming. how many people on this planet or any other would say winning the pinstripe bowl was the best moment of their life?
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
new bluesky users, here is a cool hack you can use to make the website better
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
new bluesky users, here is a cool hack you can use to make the website better
whatever. time to go stand in the driveway and drink a beer.
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
whatever. time to go stand in the driveway and drink a beer.
between pluribus, the lost bus, and maybe others (haven't checked), apple tv subscribers have caught bus fever
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
between pluribus, the lost bus, and maybe others (haven't checked), apple tv subscribers have caught bus fever
me telling the middle school band director my thoughts on the two oboeists
I have no use for faith.
Hope? Hope I can work with.
Hope? Hope I can work with.
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
me telling the middle school band director my thoughts on the two oboeists
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
This account is now sponsored by the Woods™.
The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
July 2, 2023 at 5:51 PM
This account is now sponsored by the Woods™.
The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
reminder if you're planning on reading or celebrating moby dick, you can still call it "moldy dick" and get a nice laugh from people. maybe your significant other, your mom and dad, the cashier, anyone really
Welcome aboard MOBY-DICK WEEK at @flaminghydra.com, debuting with @benehrenreich.bsky.social reading aloud.
flaminghydra.com/issue-470/
flaminghydra.com/issue-470/
Whale hunt
Moby-Dick Week begins, with Ben Ehrenreich reading aloud
flaminghydra.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
reminder if you're planning on reading or celebrating moby dick, you can still call it "moldy dick" and get a nice laugh from people. maybe your significant other, your mom and dad, the cashier, anyone really
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
WATCHING SPORTS (GOOD): hey i’m having a nice time, with sports
WATCHING SPORTS (BAD): no one has ever felt pain this excruciating
WATCHING SPORTS (BAD): no one has ever felt pain this excruciating
December 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
WATCHING SPORTS (GOOD): hey i’m having a nice time, with sports
WATCHING SPORTS (BAD): no one has ever felt pain this excruciating
WATCHING SPORTS (BAD): no one has ever felt pain this excruciating
my favorite basketball team is not good at playing basketball
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my favorite basketball team is not good at playing basketball
spoilers for the end of marty supreme, but
I can't get over how much better it would have been if the rich guy actually was a vampire born in 1601 like he said, and the last 15 minutes of the film just turned into a vampire movie
I can't get over how much better it would have been if the rich guy actually was a vampire born in 1601 like he said, and the last 15 minutes of the film just turned into a vampire movie
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
spoilers for the end of marty supreme, but
I can't get over how much better it would have been if the rich guy actually was a vampire born in 1601 like he said, and the last 15 minutes of the film just turned into a vampire movie
I can't get over how much better it would have been if the rich guy actually was a vampire born in 1601 like he said, and the last 15 minutes of the film just turned into a vampire movie
martin supreme!
martin supreme?
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
martin supreme!
martin supreme?
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
martin supreme?
denver making me seem homophobic for wanting minnesota to win because they have a rainbow on their court
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
denver making me seem homophobic for wanting minnesota to win because they have a rainbow on their court
so many people disrespect the apostrophe in the word "heav'n" in "hark! the herald angels sing" - that second e doesn't exist, so why the FUCK are we all pretending it does
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
so many people disrespect the apostrophe in the word "heav'n" in "hark! the herald angels sing" - that second e doesn't exist, so why the FUCK are we all pretending it does
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
no joke. my dad is hunched over his phone reading the news; he’s been quiet all morning until he says without looking up “what’s a gooner.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
no joke. my dad is hunched over his phone reading the news; he’s been quiet all morning until he says without looking up “what’s a gooner.”
merry christmas... what's next, merry your dog?
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
merry christmas... what's next, merry your dog?
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
i didnt knew he was cool like that. wish there was an app where i could talk about this
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i didnt knew he was cool like that. wish there was an app where i could talk about this
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
the repeatedly beaten horse, who did not die
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the repeatedly beaten horse, who did not die
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
Gay Yuletide (born November 8, 1958) is an American former professional football player who was a center for the Detroit Lions of the National Football League (NFL).
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Gay Yuletide (born November 8, 1958) is an American former professional football player who was a center for the Detroit Lions of the National Football League (NFL).
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
Andrew Bird HARK! album, repost if you agree
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Andrew Bird HARK! album, repost if you agree
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
Spell Tome: Scandalous Discord
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Spell Tome: Scandalous Discord
Reposted by Joe for the Holidays
The innkeeper isn't the bad guy in the story, he's a *good guy* in the story. He *doesn't have room in his inn* and then *finds a spot for Mary anyway*. And this act of kindness is why Jesus is born in a manger -- warm, dry, safe, surrounded by people that love him -- instead of out in the desert
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The innkeeper isn't the bad guy in the story, he's a *good guy* in the story. He *doesn't have room in his inn* and then *finds a spot for Mary anyway*. And this act of kindness is why Jesus is born in a manger -- warm, dry, safe, surrounded by people that love him -- instead of out in the desert