Dr. Professor Joe, Ph.D.
@makeitunclear.bsky.social
I'm old school; I'm new wave
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Pinned
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
motherfucker ate petri dishes and urinal cakes for every meal for 2 decades, but he thinks it's the vaccines that made him sound like that
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
motherfucker ate petri dishes and urinal cakes for every meal for 2 decades, but he thinks it's the vaccines that made him sound like that
this is what half the songs on my college radio station were called
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
this is what half the songs on my college radio station were called
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Wow. This is how I found out
Charles "Chuck" Schumer, 75, died today after standing perfectly still in a roadway, waving and smiling politely over his little glasses at an oncoming tractor trailer truck with a big sign reading "THIS TRUCK IS GOING TO KILL YOU, CHUCK SCHUMER" on the front of it. He was immediately vaporized
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Wow. This is how I found out
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i made this one a few years ago
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i made this one a few years ago
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it is done also at 2am (eastern)
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
it is done also at 2am (eastern)
I like the draft folder feature conceptually, but I wish the "save draft" button wasn't the single brightest asset ever put on the internet. I've accidentally saved so many posts that rightfully should have been discarded and hidden so, so far from god's light.
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I like the draft folder feature conceptually, but I wish the "save draft" button wasn't the single brightest asset ever put on the internet. I've accidentally saved so many posts that rightfully should have been discarded and hidden so, so far from god's light.
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
thursdays are cool because we all eat a burrito for lunch, take a quick nap after work, then play basketball til they shut the lights off. we all love this routine, in which we all participate, week after week. every thursday.
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
thursdays are cool because we all eat a burrito for lunch, take a quick nap after work, then play basketball til they shut the lights off. we all love this routine, in which we all participate, week after week. every thursday.
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I still do, but I used to too
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I still do, but I used to too
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The myth that "video games make you violent" is very funny to me, because in my experience video games make you a freelance writer
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The myth that "video games make you violent" is very funny to me, because in my experience video games make you a freelance writer
if you don't pass under a Thing and instinctively reach up to see if you can touch the Thing, you have lost touch with some part of your humanity
OH MY GOD THEY HAVE TO HIT THIS FOR NEXT PERSON TO GO IN THE LUGE RELAY!!
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
if you don't pass under a Thing and instinctively reach up to see if you can touch the Thing, you have lost touch with some part of your humanity
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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he should just be put down like a sick dog. (*remembers abolitionism* )... but by the community !
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
he should just be put down like a sick dog. (*remembers abolitionism* )... but by the community !
been thinking a lot about previous olympic games, when some athlete with a sudden platform would speak out against the authoritarian regime committing atrocities in their country, and how we considered them brave knowing they might be shunned, jailed, or disappeared for their actions
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
been thinking a lot about previous olympic games, when some athlete with a sudden platform would speak out against the authoritarian regime committing atrocities in their country, and how we considered them brave knowing they might be shunned, jailed, or disappeared for their actions
I didn't write anything that would qualify, but it would still be an honor to be nominated if any of you are bored
Nominations are now open for the 2026 Hugo Awards!
Emails are going out to eligible nominators (those who became a member of LAcon V by January 31, 2026, or were a member of the Seattle Worldcon 2025) about how to set up their LAcon V virtual convention account.
Emails are going out to eligible nominators (those who became a member of LAcon V by January 31, 2026, or were a member of the Seattle Worldcon 2025) about how to set up their LAcon V virtual convention account.
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I didn't write anything that would qualify, but it would still be an honor to be nominated if any of you are bored
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Everything the House passes is called some shit like the PROTECT Act and it makes it illegal to vote or have a bank account if you can't prove that you're genetically Christian.
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Everything the House passes is called some shit like the PROTECT Act and it makes it illegal to vote or have a bank account if you can't prove that you're genetically Christian.
no, I don't think that's true
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
no, I don't think that's true
something very funny and capital-R Real about deleting the bumble app and its alphabetical slot immediately being filled by the burger king app
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
something very funny and capital-R Real about deleting the bumble app and its alphabetical slot immediately being filled by the burger king app
very important thread. accidentally wrote "threat" first instead of "thread" haha oops
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
very important thread. accidentally wrote "threat" first instead of "thread" haha oops
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Infosec used to be serious
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Infosec used to be serious
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![someone you know is gay.
[horizontal stripe gay pride flag colors]
someone you know is bi.
[horizontal stripe bi pride flag colors]
someone you know is transgender.
[horizontal stripe trans pride flag colors]
someone you know is an Astros fan.
[horizontal stripe Astros team colors]
maybe even someone you love.
think before you speak hate.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4p6vwihs2lznjpawpsn76isj/bafkreickojxglwkbqlawcgaqorqb7ifn6mxas2ofiwhpkuavxsmisnkutm@jpeg)
me: paste plain text without formatting.
microsoft word: ahh, you must mean paste in a font you haven't used in decades using formatting from an entirely different document, and throw in a weird indentation and a line break or two that you can't get rid of.
me: absolutely correct, tysm.
microsoft word: ahh, you must mean paste in a font you haven't used in decades using formatting from an entirely different document, and throw in a weird indentation and a line break or two that you can't get rid of.
me: absolutely correct, tysm.
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
me: paste plain text without formatting.
microsoft word: ahh, you must mean paste in a font you haven't used in decades using formatting from an entirely different document, and throw in a weird indentation and a line break or two that you can't get rid of.
me: absolutely correct, tysm.
microsoft word: ahh, you must mean paste in a font you haven't used in decades using formatting from an entirely different document, and throw in a weird indentation and a line break or two that you can't get rid of.
me: absolutely correct, tysm.
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i want to try the least authentic. what is scot-mex, what does that meal look like
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
i want to try the least authentic. what is scot-mex, what does that meal look like
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I "House" to see you go but I "of" to watch you "Leaves"
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I "House" to see you go but I "of" to watch you "Leaves"