Joe reluctantly
@makeitunclear.bsky.social
I'm old school; I'm new wave
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Pinned
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
go magic play the fuckin song hell yeah
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
go magic play the fuckin song hell yeah
I invented the 1 million year mortgage. your home mortgage payment is $1 a year. ah but be careful before you sign: most of that dollar goes to interest
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I invented the 1 million year mortgage. your home mortgage payment is $1 a year. ah but be careful before you sign: most of that dollar goes to interest
if a 13-year-old painted this it would be about six sevents instead
Studies of his six servants in the 1750s: masterful oil sketch by William Hogarth, who was born on this day in 1697.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
if a 13-year-old painted this it would be about six sevents instead
Reposted by Joe reluctantly
you all: "remember that insane clown posse song"
me: "remember that bit from one episode of happy endings where the car dealership owner is called the 'car czar' because he knows what cars are"
me: "remember that bit from one episode of happy endings where the car dealership owner is called the 'car czar' because he knows what cars are"
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you all: "remember that insane clown posse song"
me: "remember that bit from one episode of happy endings where the car dealership owner is called the 'car czar' because he knows what cars are"
me: "remember that bit from one episode of happy endings where the car dealership owner is called the 'car czar' because he knows what cars are"
Reposted by Joe reluctantly
schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer
why would anyone work when they could take the day off and go see a movie in a big empty theater instead
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
why would anyone work when they could take the day off and go see a movie in a big empty theater instead
catching up on the last couple episodes of the chair company, and troubled by how accurate this portrayal is of the type of mental illness that tore my family apart. the scene with the daughter at the end of episode 4 killed me. I'm just tryna laugh and relax here man
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
catching up on the last couple episodes of the chair company, and troubled by how accurate this portrayal is of the type of mental illness that tore my family apart. the scene with the daughter at the end of episode 4 killed me. I'm just tryna laugh and relax here man
and I know it goes without saying, and listen, it's crass, just the lowest-hanging of fruits, but let me join the chorus in saying
anus king
anus king
Toilet backed up and he needs a plumber?
No plumber exists for Angus King.
Take out order?
No take out for Angus King.
Dine in?
Serve everyone but Angus King.
No plumber exists for Angus King.
Take out order?
No take out for Angus King.
Dine in?
Serve everyone but Angus King.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
and I know it goes without saying, and listen, it's crass, just the lowest-hanging of fruits, but let me join the chorus in saying
anus king
anus king
I don't have access to all the fancy account labels but this seems like a heavily labeled account
You don't have to blame any of this on Democrats. Literally none of this is the Democrats fault.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I don't have access to all the fancy account labels but this seems like a heavily labeled account
Reposted by Joe reluctantly
one more easy dub for the republicans and their strategy of "do evil things, blame the democrats, and wait for the democrats to agree"
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
one more easy dub for the republicans and their strategy of "do evil things, blame the democrats, and wait for the democrats to agree"
I'm told the celtics have missed a 3 before but you'd never know it watching them tonight jfc
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm told the celtics have missed a 3 before but you'd never know it watching them tonight jfc
this show kinda whips btw (death by lightning on netflix)
so wild to me that james a. garfield's assassin a) still walks among us, and b) was available to play himself
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
this show kinda whips btw (death by lightning on netflix)
Reposted by Joe reluctantly
Mommy is lost media and the left’s silence on this is deafening
why isn’t the left talking about where mother’s face goes when we play peekaboo
August 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Mommy is lost media and the left’s silence on this is deafening
tearing up about an octopus playing the blues
have you seen the video about teaching an octopus to play piano yet
it contains the breadth of human/cephalopod experience
youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
it contains the breadth of human/cephalopod experience
youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
tearing up about an octopus playing the blues
gators qb dj lagway is doing an extended andy kaufman-esque bit as "the colorblind quarterback" and boy is it funny
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
gators qb dj lagway is doing an extended andy kaufman-esque bit as "the colorblind quarterback" and boy is it funny
have to go to a party that I do not want to go to due to the binds of ancient friendship, please pray for me
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
have to go to a party that I do not want to go to due to the binds of ancient friendship, please pray for me
been a rough couple weeks, so I'm gonna take a new route with my therapist this morning, ask her to whack me on the head with a hammer, just see what direction things go after that
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
been a rough couple weeks, so I'm gonna take a new route with my therapist this morning, ask her to whack me on the head with a hammer, just see what direction things go after that
Reposted by Joe reluctantly
This is so much funnier now LOL
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is so much funnier now LOL
the orlando magic are goated when giving up a double-digit lead and going on to lose by 25 is the vibe
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the orlando magic are goated when giving up a double-digit lead and going on to lose by 25 is the vibe
watched materialists and nuremberg today... one seemed to have something to say about society but the other had some hanging nazis
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
watched materialists and nuremberg today... one seemed to have something to say about society but the other had some hanging nazis
Reposted by Joe reluctantly
thing - thang - thung trilogy or we riot
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'
"We'll see"
"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thing - thang - thung trilogy or we riot
Reposted by Joe reluctantly
I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!