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post cringe throw ass, but said all together so it sounds like “post-cringe throwass”
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ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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ICE shot out a young trans man's eyes for the crime of caring about his neighbors.
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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here at cbs news, we are undertaking a mission to tell the kind of stories that for too long have gone untold, like how cops are badass and white people have never done anything wrong
January 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Let's keep him under constant stress. Get that blood pressure up.
Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...
January 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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As a teen, Claudette Colvin helped launch a movement for #EqualRights when she was arrested in 1955 for refusing to give up her seat to a white person on a #Montgomery bus, months before Rosa Parks did the same.

#TheMarchContinues as we remember her life & legacy. Rest in power, Claudette Colvin 🕯️.
January 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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With no Queen Anne Sedan Snow Slam for so long, the ICE Big Bum Slip and Slam must suffice.
ICE slipping on ice is giving me life
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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Just under the wire
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Pete’s like I’m a genius no one has ever thought of doing something this badass! and it’s all war crimes that people decided would get everyone killed in global foreverwars
Breaking NYT:

The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.

The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.

That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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It really is upsetting to see the Department of Labor—once headed by Frances Perkins, the woman behind the New Deal, who unapologetically bent immigration rules to save thousands of Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany—posting fascist Reichslop like this
A recent Department of Labor post uses a slogan similar to the Nazi propaganda slogan "One People, One Empire, One Leader”
January 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
Send a comment
app.leg.wa.gov
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Ok Seattle, it’s officially Shen Yun ad barrage season—the final countdown to springtime
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Immense skill issue to not have found this immediately obvious in 2016
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Startup guys once again validating my theory of combinatory slop and cultural stagnation!!
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Washingtonians! Spread the word!

Getting multiple reports of ICE IN Redmond today!
#Redmond #Washington #ICEOUT
a referee in a striped shirt is holding a microphone and eating a snack .
ALT: a referee in a striped shirt is holding a microphone and eating a snack .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The fact that the real Abagnaile made everything up just makes me like Catch Me if You Can even more
January 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Sit ups eliminated because they can't do them then why have them in the first place lmao. "These are more wishes than guidelines if we're honest"
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Legitimate law enforcement officers must be clearly identifiable. I'm supporting a bill to prohibit non-law enforcement officers from making, providing, or possessing badges or other law enforcement insignias.

Thank you to sponsors Sen. Adrian Cortes and Rep. Edwin Obras.
I'm requesting legislation establishing that if you're not a law enforcement officer, you can't be wearing something that gives the impression you are.

I also completely support the concept to ban face coverings for law enforcement officers, which Sen. Valdez has proposed.
January 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Update from the lowest point in North America.
January 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
No way did this guy just say in the year 2026 that it’s safe to smoke light cigarettes. We had like 12 years of fewer ppl dying hideous deaths before big tobacco duped a whole new generation into paying to die without even getting nigh first.
January 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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The decision has been made to break an American city. It is an experiment. We must do all we can (legally) to help Minneapolis hold on.
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.

everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Kind of wild there has been almost no coverage of the fact that the federal government unleashed chemical weapons against literal kids *at school*.

workdaymagazine.org/minneapolis-...
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 PM