malaphor
@malaphor.bsky.social
post cringe throw ass, but said all together so it sounds like “post-cringe throwass”
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
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Me looking at the air fryer basket as I give it a shake.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me looking at the air fryer basket as I give it a shake.
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Wife: <Jeff Foxworthy voice> If you know what the age of consent is in a particular state and you post about it, YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wife: <Jeff Foxworthy voice> If you know what the age of consent is in a particular state and you post about it, YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE
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Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
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the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism
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WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
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I don’t think FIFA would move the World Cup from Seattle. Trump is full of bluster. But this isn’t on Katie Wilson to address. It’s on Seattle’s business community, which needs to stop falsely claiming Seattle isn’t safe if they want to protect their potential profits. More here:
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t think FIFA would move the World Cup from Seattle. Trump is full of bluster. But this isn’t on Katie Wilson to address. It’s on Seattle’s business community, which needs to stop falsely claiming Seattle isn’t safe if they want to protect their potential profits. More here:
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The Trump administration, working hard to kill state laws that protect working people in our region. Fed up yet? #Cascadia
Just months after Gov. Bob Ferguson signed a Washington law to keep medical debt off consumers’ credit reports, the Trump administration is looking to block such policies. washingtonstatestandard.com/2025/11/17/w...
WA’s new ban on medical debt in credit reports at risk of federal override • Washington State Standard
Just months after Washington passed a law to keep medical debt off credit reports, the Trump administration is aiming to block such policies.
washingtonstatestandard.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Trump administration, working hard to kill state laws that protect working people in our region. Fed up yet? #Cascadia
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LLMs give people with delusional belief systems a way to organise those beliefs. The model fills in gaps, supplies connective tissue, and wraps the madness in formal language.
It doesn't make the claims more credible to us, it just tidies them up.
It doesn't make the claims more credible to us, it just tidies them up.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
LLMs give people with delusional belief systems a way to organise those beliefs. The model fills in gaps, supplies connective tissue, and wraps the madness in formal language.
It doesn't make the claims more credible to us, it just tidies them up.
It doesn't make the claims more credible to us, it just tidies them up.
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Sobering thread. LLMs are helping deluded people organize, expand, and spread their delusions.
These are monstrously destructive products that no healthy society should condone, much less enable, subsidize, and partner with.
These are monstrously destructive products that no healthy society should condone, much less enable, subsidize, and partner with.
Bellingcat’s contact email has always been a magnet for people with fairly unusual views; paranoid delusions, sprawling conspiracies, the works. But recently, the pattern has shifted, we’re seeing more and more emails clearly written with ChatGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sobering thread. LLMs are helping deluded people organize, expand, and spread their delusions.
These are monstrously destructive products that no healthy society should condone, much less enable, subsidize, and partner with.
These are monstrously destructive products that no healthy society should condone, much less enable, subsidize, and partner with.
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Katie Wilson has a personal understanding of the rising costs that are burdening working people in Seattle. What's more, her extensive experience fighting for change at City Hall means she has clear plans to fix this.
That's why editorial boards owned by wealthy conservatives are so afraid of her.
That's why editorial boards owned by wealthy conservatives are so afraid of her.
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Katie Wilson has a personal understanding of the rising costs that are burdening working people in Seattle. What's more, her extensive experience fighting for change at City Hall means she has clear plans to fix this.
That's why editorial boards owned by wealthy conservatives are so afraid of her.
That's why editorial boards owned by wealthy conservatives are so afraid of her.
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I warned that private equity taking over Walgreens would be bad for workers.
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
Report: Walgreens cuts hourly workers’ pay for 6 major holidays
The hourly employees will only be paid if they work on those holidays.
www.whio.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I warned that private equity taking over Walgreens would be bad for workers.
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
We have officially reached the “I had sex with whom??!” dream phase of cold recovery. Yowza yowza.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We have officially reached the “I had sex with whom??!” dream phase of cold recovery. Yowza yowza.
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very disturbing to see him smiling like this
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
very disturbing to see him smiling like this
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AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
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The fact that there's classified information about a pedophile ring should concern people.
The bill only forces the release of unclassified information.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The fact that there's classified information about a pedophile ring should concern people.
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the only real way to think about these raids is terrorist attacks
Over 20,000 students stayed home from school Monday in Charlotte amid ICE raids, representing 15% of enrollment
The district is nearly one-third Hispanic, per WBTV
www.wbtv.com/2025/11/18/n...
The district is nearly one-third Hispanic, per WBTV
www.wbtv.com/2025/11/18/n...
Nearly 21,000 Charlotte-Mecklenburg students absent from school on Monday, officials say
Officials did not make it clear if the absences were connected to the on-going immigration operation in the city.
www.wbtv.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the only real way to think about these raids is terrorist attacks
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Broadcast News is Pretty in Pink for grownups.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Broadcast News is Pretty in Pink for grownups.
Hearing Blindness in a Mitsubishi ad in 8th grade got me into The Fall
What's an actually good song that you discovered via television commercial?
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hearing Blindness in a Mitsubishi ad in 8th grade got me into The Fall
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He has done so many abhorrent things, but for some reason this one is really sticking with me. What an odious man.
can’t stop thinking about “quiet piggy” and what an uproar that would’ve caused in any other news environment
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
He has done so many abhorrent things, but for some reason this one is really sticking with me. What an odious man.
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whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O’Hanlon over trans views
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O'Hanlon over trans views
Anti-trans activist Graham Linehan has claimed Father Ted actor Ardal O'Hanlon 'disagrees' with his views on trans rights.
www.thepinknews.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
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Oh and on a side note, he’s threatening to move the World Cup from Seattle to some other city because of our “communist” mayor. Good riddance. Nobody should be negotiating with fascist pedophiles. They can take that World Cup (FIFA is just as corrupt as the regime) and shove it up their ass.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Oh and on a side note, he’s threatening to move the World Cup from Seattle to some other city because of our “communist” mayor. Good riddance. Nobody should be negotiating with fascist pedophiles. They can take that World Cup (FIFA is just as corrupt as the regime) and shove it up their ass.
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Well known pedophile, Donald Trump, about Seattle’s new mayor, @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social:
“I watched her this weekend” (every woman’s greatest fear)
“Wow, that’s another beauty we got there.” (She’s older than 12 and that bothers him)
“She’s much more than a socialist. She’s a communist”.
“I watched her this weekend” (every woman’s greatest fear)
“Wow, that’s another beauty we got there.” (She’s older than 12 and that bothers him)
“She’s much more than a socialist. She’s a communist”.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Well known pedophile, Donald Trump, about Seattle’s new mayor, @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social:
“I watched her this weekend” (every woman’s greatest fear)
“Wow, that’s another beauty we got there.” (She’s older than 12 and that bothers him)
“She’s much more than a socialist. She’s a communist”.
“I watched her this weekend” (every woman’s greatest fear)
“Wow, that’s another beauty we got there.” (She’s older than 12 and that bothers him)
“She’s much more than a socialist. She’s a communist”.