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post cringe throw ass, but said all together so it sounds like “post-cringe throwass”
Am I missing something or is “savings like it’s 1929” a strange choice on copy in this week’s Safeway ad?
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Am I missing something or is “savings like it’s 1929” a strange choice on copy in this week’s Safeway ad?
Finally some good news
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Finally some good news
The temptation to actually enter a Jane Fonda collection for the state fair next year grows stronger
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The temptation to actually enter a Jane Fonda collection for the state fair next year grows stronger
Begging streaming platforms to bring back human-powered plot summaries so Fred Astaire doesn’t get cancelled for incest 75 years later
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Begging streaming platforms to bring back human-powered plot summaries so Fred Astaire doesn’t get cancelled for incest 75 years later
I think Inherit the Wind might be where Dril got the inspiration for “face god and walk backwards into hell”
October 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I think Inherit the Wind might be where Dril got the inspiration for “face god and walk backwards into hell”
Sharper cultural engagement in 1 verse than that whole Showgirl album
October 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sharper cultural engagement in 1 verse than that whole Showgirl album
Ooh I’m afraid I fucking love this
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ooh I’m afraid I fucking love this
Pizza is now. Pizza is the moment.
September 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pizza is now. Pizza is the moment.
Flop eras happen but may I never fall as low as helping a man make DoorDash deliveries in my own car
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Flop eras happen but may I never fall as low as helping a man make DoorDash deliveries in my own car
September 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
For my money the most underrated Twilight Zone episode
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
For my money the most underrated Twilight Zone episode
Idc how long you’ve lived on the west coast, when the seals come out, you drop everything and watch
September 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Idc how long you’ve lived on the west coast, when the seals come out, you drop everything and watch
I just learned you can enter collections to be displayed at the state fair and now I’m seriously considering going balls deep on Jane Fonda stuff, entering it as a “Hollywood” collection, and giving a bunch of angry old men conniptions
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I just learned you can enter collections to be displayed at the state fair and now I’m seriously considering going balls deep on Jane Fonda stuff, entering it as a “Hollywood” collection, and giving a bunch of angry old men conniptions
One more swim! One more swim!
September 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One more swim! One more swim!
This article says film is in a golden age so it’s already a joke but this is what someone who had to ask chatgpt who Katharine Hepburn was would write. Real heads know Hepburn’s modern counterpart is obviously Tilda Swinton.
August 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This article says film is in a golden age so it’s already a joke but this is what someone who had to ask chatgpt who Katharine Hepburn was would write. Real heads know Hepburn’s modern counterpart is obviously Tilda Swinton.
Babe wake up the TikTok dispatches from Burning Man are starting
August 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Babe wake up the TikTok dispatches from Burning Man are starting
Gypsy Rose Lee in burlesque heaven watching Taylor Swift riff on her
August 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Gypsy Rose Lee in burlesque heaven watching Taylor Swift riff on her
Golden Gardens was goldening today
August 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Golden Gardens was goldening today
Got a rare treat last night: treenut-free pesto pizza😍
August 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Got a rare treat last night: treenut-free pesto pizza😍
I cannot stop laughing at the name of this weight loss pill—it’s like it was named by a drowning scientist
August 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I cannot stop laughing at the name of this weight loss pill—it’s like it was named by a drowning scientist
Gen Z is not beating the young boomer allegations
July 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gen Z is not beating the young boomer allegations
If you’re near the Puyallup valley go get some nectar berries from Sterino Farms. Just flash froze the rest of mine and seriously tempted to brave I5 for some more.
July 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you’re near the Puyallup valley go get some nectar berries from Sterino Farms. Just flash froze the rest of mine and seriously tempted to brave I5 for some more.