Lyndsay Ely
@lyndsayely.bsky.social
Author! THE LOST RELIQUARY, 2025 from Saga Press. Also GUNSLINGER GIRL & books for Overwatch, FNAF, and yes, Skibidi 🚽 . Aspiring Bond villain.♠️❤️ Bar witch. She/her/Mx. Rep by Laura Zats.
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Lyndsay Ely
@lyndsayely.bsky.social
· Feb 6
THE LOST RELIQUARY, coming October 21, 2025 from Saga Press.
Available for pre-order at bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
(Every pre-order is a super appreciated pre-order 💜, but especially those that support indie bookstores!)
Available for pre-order at bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
(Every pre-order is a super appreciated pre-order 💜, but especially those that support indie bookstores!)
Me AND @gillianlynndaniels.bsky.social on a panel?! 💯
Trash and readings!
Today, I'll be on the 1pm Boskone panel How to Keep Writing When Your First Draft Is Garbage with @lyndsayely.bsky.social, @ctaylorbutler.bsky.social, Jeanne Cavelos, and Charles Oberndorf!
After, I have a reading at 4pm. Come on by!
Today, I'll be on the 1pm Boskone panel How to Keep Writing When Your First Draft Is Garbage with @lyndsayely.bsky.social, @ctaylorbutler.bsky.social, Jeanne Cavelos, and Charles Oberndorf!
After, I have a reading at 4pm. Come on by!
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Me AND @gillianlynndaniels.bsky.social on a panel?! 💯
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Wanna make sure people saw this one. The latest ICE child trafficker who got arrested—yes there have been more than one, just in this specific Minnesota suburb!—his job was to do background checks on all other ICE agents hoping to get hired
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Wanna make sure people saw this one. The latest ICE child trafficker who got arrested—yes there have been more than one, just in this specific Minnesota suburb!—his job was to do background checks on all other ICE agents hoping to get hired
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It does not matter if you take the child you use as bait and then kidnap to McDonald’s!!!!!
Lyons says ICE agents actually "took care" of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos when they detained him, before shipping him off to a horrific Texas ICE facility.
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
February 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It does not matter if you take the child you use as bait and then kidnap to McDonald’s!!!!!
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I personally do not think some rich man should be able to buy an institution like this like a toy and then break it when he doesn’t want to play with it anymore. bsky.app/profile/benm...
New: Washington Post Executive Editor Matt Murray and HR Chief Wayne Connell tell employees to stay home for a zoom webinar ahead of “significant actions across the company.” Widely expected layoffs are scheduled to begin today.
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I personally do not think some rich man should be able to buy an institution like this like a toy and then break it when he doesn’t want to play with it anymore. bsky.app/profile/benm...
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's Elmo's birthday
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Every time this comes up I wonder if we're ever going to shift the conversation to why women are avoiding them.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Every time this comes up I wonder if we're ever going to shift the conversation to why women are avoiding them.
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Superbowl ads for the last 5 years have been capital displaying total cultural victory by publicly humiliating celebrities.
All of your childhood heroes work for Uber Eats now. There is no mass culture unless Liberty Mutual says there is.
All of your childhood heroes work for Uber Eats now. There is no mass culture unless Liberty Mutual says there is.
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Superbowl ads for the last 5 years have been capital displaying total cultural victory by publicly humiliating celebrities.
All of your childhood heroes work for Uber Eats now. There is no mass culture unless Liberty Mutual says there is.
All of your childhood heroes work for Uber Eats now. There is no mass culture unless Liberty Mutual says there is.
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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Working on our plans for tomorrow (collective decision making takes time!) but while we do that, did you know both of our locations have Pay It Forward Boards. What's a Pay It Forward Boards? Well...
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Working on our plans for tomorrow (collective decision making takes time!) but while we do that, did you know both of our locations have Pay It Forward Boards. What's a Pay It Forward Boards? Well...
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Which part of this sequence can be reformed
🚨"They're stealing the car!"
As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️
As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️
January 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Which part of this sequence can be reformed
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom:
"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
For all the fearmongering about capital flight from New York City, there’s an exodus few want to talk about: working people.
Sky-high rents and outrageous child care costs are already pushing families out of the city they keep running.
That’s what we have to change.
That’s what we have to change.
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom:
"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
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"Abolish ICE" was submitted 9,200 times for Chicago's snowplow naming contest, records show. blockclubchi.co/3ZAnDTZ
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
"Abolish ICE" was submitted 9,200 times for Chicago's snowplow naming contest, records show. blockclubchi.co/3ZAnDTZ
Promo feels ick right now but it’s also worth reminding folks to support their indie bookstores (especially the ones taking a stand against The Horrors). This deal is available at Bookshop.org for a limited time. #booksky
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Promo feels ick right now but it’s also worth reminding folks to support their indie bookstores (especially the ones taking a stand against The Horrors). This deal is available at Bookshop.org for a limited time. #booksky
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
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You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
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Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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They’re just…they’re gunna keep doing this. They’re gunna keep murdering people. They’re gunna keep kidnapping people.
If you’re not locked the fuck in you need to start. Today. We need your help.
If you’re not locked the fuck in you need to start. Today. We need your help.
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
They’re just…they’re gunna keep doing this. They’re gunna keep murdering people. They’re gunna keep kidnapping people.
If you’re not locked the fuck in you need to start. Today. We need your help.
If you’re not locked the fuck in you need to start. Today. We need your help.
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This is my moderate position
Abolishing ICE isn’t enough. Everyone responsible: Stephen Miller, Noem, Bovino, Lewandowski and more also need to be thrown in prison for murder, assault, kidnapping, trafficking children, etc.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This is my moderate position
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once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
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“Federal agents briefly detained our reporter at the scene, who says he was tackled to the ground and had a gun put in his face.”
BREAKING: Federal agent shoots man in south Minneapolis
A Bring Me The News reporter was near the scene, and recorded multiple gunshots.
bringmethenews.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“Federal agents briefly detained our reporter at the scene, who says he was tackled to the ground and had a gun put in his face.”
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the video of another person being murdered by the state on the streets of minneapolis shows exactly what people are saying it shows. make your own choices but don’t feel like you are obligated to bear witness to it. reading a description is enough.
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
the video of another person being murdered by the state on the streets of minneapolis shows exactly what people are saying it shows. make your own choices but don’t feel like you are obligated to bear witness to it. reading a description is enough.
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ICE just executed another person in the street in Minneapolis. They already had him subdued and beaten.
No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.
Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.
Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
ICE just executed another person in the street in Minneapolis. They already had him subdued and beaten.
No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.
Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.
Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
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ICE just shot another one of my neighbors. They had the person on the ground, being beaten by several agents, and then fired multiple shots. In front of the donut shop where we like to get donuts for our kids.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
ICE just shot another one of my neighbors. They had the person on the ground, being beaten by several agents, and then fired multiple shots. In front of the donut shop where we like to get donuts for our kids.