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Michael Crider
@michaelcrider.bsky.social
News, reviews, and short-form videos for PCWorld.

Formerly Android Police, Review Geek, How-To Geek, Digital Trends.

Opinions are my own.

I have a personal website, almost never updated: thegumshoe.com
I write fiction: http://amazon.com/author/crider
Good job, peasants, great revolting.

(I'm being entirely serious here. I want my ReVanced and a handful of other power user apps that will never be on the Play Store.)
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
All my love, and money, to the first person who sells me a skin/shell for the Steam Machine 2.0 that looks like a purple GameCube.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wow. So Valve isn't just coming for PC gaming. It's coming for gaming, period.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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all reviews should have scores, and by that i mean bespoke music
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I for one love to not be able to watch football because the $3.5 trillion company can’t get along with the $201 billion company
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
More than 64oz (a bit under two liters) in 5 hours. But not much more.

Ask me how I know.
how much coffee lethal for human
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I work in an industry where I could be laid off at any time. In a state where my employer can drop me like trash with no severance. Soon I'll have zero options for affordable treatment if I get sick or injured.

At that point I might as well just fuckin' die. All so the oligarchs can get a tax cut.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I am devastated that marketers seem to have adopted the "creamy" description from mechanical keyboard influencers.

Please don't make me read or write about creamy keyboards.

Please.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If you walk into a rake in the Fortnite Simpsons season, it smacks you in the face.

That's the first time I've genuinely guffawed at any of this stuff. And it's older than Looney Tunes.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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When Bashir told Garak about the boy who cried wolf.
August 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Been rewatching DS9 and my main takeaway is that I would listen to Avery Brooks read car maintenance instructions for hours.

Also, if the Dominion invaded that planet where everyone is holographic, they coulda titled that episode "Jem'Hadar and the Holograms"
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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if you woke up tomorrow and everyone had rent, food, and healthcare paid for them, you would wake up the day after to an absolute explosion in new organizations, endeavors, and passion projects that we would've previously called businesses

they just wouldn't generate wealth for a few rich assholes
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Like they say in Silicon Valley, "Move fast and build a car that sexually propositions children."
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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in case you need any more evidence that the torture-people-for-mass-entertainment man sucks
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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While Mamdani was out talking to real New Yorkers, Cuomo's campaign kept posting AI slop that deepfaked him into an NYC he didn't seem to have much interest in -- and it made him a toxic laughingstock

futurism.com/artificial-i...
Andrew Cuomo's Extensive Use of AI Made His Campaign a Toxic Joke
Andrew Cuomo's campaign embraced AI — and it made him a toxic laughingstock, while Zohran Mamdani cruised to victory.
futurism.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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In a world where fossil fuels didn't exist, they'd be invented in fantasy as a fictional trope

oh yeah, of course the dominion of the evil sorceress powers their machines with black sludge that is literally made from death and decay, what else would they use?
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Now we get to see who ignores the "be a genuine, authentic person with tangible beliefs" and "don't throw trans people under the bus" lessons, here, and jumps instead to "make fun videos" because that's easier than legacy Dems changing tired old habits.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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i owe so many video game designers an apology
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I'm not a Christian, and haven't been one for a long time, but i've always found these words and what they're supposed to mean to be the fundamental core of Christianity, even over and above the Sermon on the Mount, and I truly don't understand people who miss this.
November 8, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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fuck rockstar
BREAKING: Yesterday Grand Theft Auto VI maker Rockstar Games fired dozens of people, all of whom were involved in union efforts. A British union calls it "blatant and ruthless" union-busting. Take-Two Interactive says it was due to misconduct.

Here's the scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto’ Studio Accused of Union Busting After Firings
Union says 30 and 40 people were terminated. Rockstar Games’ parent company cites ‘gross misconduct’
www.bloomberg.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM