Michael Crider
@michaelcrider.bsky.social
News, reviews, and short-form videos for PCWorld.
Formerly Android Police, Review Geek, How-To Geek, Digital Trends.
Opinions are my own.
I have a personal website, almost never updated: thegumshoe.com
I write fiction: http://amazon.com/author/crider
Formerly Android Police, Review Geek, How-To Geek, Digital Trends.
Opinions are my own.
I have a personal website, almost never updated: thegumshoe.com
I write fiction: http://amazon.com/author/crider
Even the president's tie is striped red and blue. Absolutely terrified to be identified as anything, even generically, flatly conservative or liberal.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Even the president's tie is striped red and blue. Absolutely terrified to be identified as anything, even generically, flatly conservative or liberal.
Love the work you're doing here. But I have to hype up my browser bestie Vivaldi, which will shorten links in the URL bar if you hold Ctrl and click the relevant portion. I haven't seen this in standard Chrome.
October 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Love the work you're doing here. But I have to hype up my browser bestie Vivaldi, which will shorten links in the URL bar if you hold Ctrl and click the relevant portion. I haven't seen this in standard Chrome.
Dbapdool & Wolvbrlne (2204)
October 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Dbapdool & Wolvbrlne (2204)
Dionysus has a little rubber ducky in Hades II.
It is wearing a fig leaf.
It is wearing a fig leaf.
October 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Dionysus has a little rubber ducky in Hades II.
It is wearing a fig leaf.
It is wearing a fig leaf.
Attention, internet: I would like all of you to know that Cera the Triceratops from the 1988 animated feature film The Land Before Time has a father, and that his name is Daddy Topps.
Thank you, that is all.
Thank you, that is all.
September 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Attention, internet: I would like all of you to know that Cera the Triceratops from the 1988 animated feature film The Land Before Time has a father, and that his name is Daddy Topps.
Thank you, that is all.
Thank you, that is all.
Tiny Picard, you say?
September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tiny Picard, you say?
30 miles on the river yesterday, 10 going upstream. Perfect.
September 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
30 miles on the river yesterday, 10 going upstream. Perfect.
Ever since the web started filling up with AI slop, I've been thinking of John Henry. The steam drill is finally coming for me.
So this weekend I went looking for John Henry's hammer in the local antique shops. And I put it on the wall above my workstation.
Happy swinging.
So this weekend I went looking for John Henry's hammer in the local antique shops. And I put it on the wall above my workstation.
Happy swinging.
August 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ever since the web started filling up with AI slop, I've been thinking of John Henry. The steam drill is finally coming for me.
So this weekend I went looking for John Henry's hammer in the local antique shops. And I put it on the wall above my workstation.
Happy swinging.
So this weekend I went looking for John Henry's hammer in the local antique shops. And I put it on the wall above my workstation.
Happy swinging.
Hollywood: "What the world really needs, what we absolutely can't do without right now, is an Air Bud reboot.
The original movie about a dog playing basketball just doesn't have enough TikTok in it to be relevant today."
The original movie about a dog playing basketball just doesn't have enough TikTok in it to be relevant today."
July 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hollywood: "What the world really needs, what we absolutely can't do without right now, is an Air Bud reboot.
The original movie about a dog playing basketball just doesn't have enough TikTok in it to be relevant today."
The original movie about a dog playing basketball just doesn't have enough TikTok in it to be relevant today."
Caught up, no money spent. Steam says 371 hours. #brawlhalla
July 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Caught up, no money spent. Steam says 371 hours. #brawlhalla
Pretty thirsty, Dell.
July 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Pretty thirsty, Dell.
Lou Wilson's outfit for Cloudward Ho is a @dropout.tv crossover.
June 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Lou Wilson's outfit for Cloudward Ho is a @dropout.tv crossover.
My favorite article of the year is now my two favorite articles of the year. Coming soon.
June 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My favorite article of the year is now my two favorite articles of the year. Coming soon.
gonna be a fun lunch
June 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
gonna be a fun lunch
I am Ozymandias, king of kings!
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
If my math is right, I'm counting over 60 million damage in that final round. #9kings
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
If my math is right, I'm counting over 60 million damage in that final round. #9kings
June 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I am Ozymandias, king of kings!
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
If my math is right, I'm counting over 60 million damage in that final round. #9kings
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
If my math is right, I'm counting over 60 million damage in that final round. #9kings
Made it, just barely. It's the first time I've seen my weight start with "1" since high school.
May 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Made it, just barely. It's the first time I've seen my weight start with "1" since high school.
When your friend bails on Thursday night dinner, so you can sit in a hot bath and eat chips
May 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When your friend bails on Thursday night dinner, so you can sit in a hot bath and eat chips