Dark Axolotl
@lildropkick.bsky.social
A working class person struggling through life in the southern US. Current interests: Halloween, Bronze age horror and romance comics, X-files, general creepy things, Deconstructing Evangelical Christianity, cozy video games, anti-capitalism, anti MLM/scam
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
How it started / How it’s going
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What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
November 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
I’m seeing a disturbing trend of ads pushing tracking your menstrual cycle as a form of birth control, and PEOPLE, SPERM CAN LIVE IN YOUR BODY UP TO 5 DAYS AFTER EJACULATION. Tracking your cycle won’t matter!! Please use real birth control if you don’t want to get pregnant!
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m seeing a disturbing trend of ads pushing tracking your menstrual cycle as a form of birth control, and PEOPLE, SPERM CAN LIVE IN YOUR BODY UP TO 5 DAYS AFTER EJACULATION. Tracking your cycle won’t matter!! Please use real birth control if you don’t want to get pregnant!
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They sang All Creatures of our God and King at Jane Goodall’s funeral 🥹🥹 got me tearing up. What a lovely being she was/is.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
They sang All Creatures of our God and King at Jane Goodall’s funeral 🥹🥹 got me tearing up. What a lovely being she was/is.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Fuck democrats, that’s all
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Fuck democrats, that’s all
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One thing that hasn't been tried yet: good politicians. It could theoretically work
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
One thing that hasn't been tried yet: good politicians. It could theoretically work
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It’s genuinely fascinating how this one fleeting exchange on Community just nailed white people to the wall, then and now.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It’s genuinely fascinating how this one fleeting exchange on Community just nailed white people to the wall, then and now.
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If this idea excites you, absolutely get in touch with @runforsomething.net. They'll help you get started.
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If this idea excites you, absolutely get in touch with @runforsomething.net. They'll help you get started.
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It's just always nice to see Republicans eat shit. Great feeling
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's just always nice to see Republicans eat shit. Great feeling
Trump tweets about himself like he’s a third party news source, and it’s very strange. Does he think he’s tricking his followers somehow?
JUST IN: Trump’s first post since the election results dropped might be his most pathetic ever
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Trump tweets about himself like he’s a third party news source, and it’s very strange. Does he think he’s tricking his followers somehow?
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The bad news is that *even in the current climate* liberals, capitalists, and mainstream media will form a united front with the fascists to oppose a center-left candidate.
The good news is that they can be defeated.
The good news is that they can be defeated.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The bad news is that *even in the current climate* liberals, capitalists, and mainstream media will form a united front with the fascists to oppose a center-left candidate.
The good news is that they can be defeated.
The good news is that they can be defeated.
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so all the cops and millionaires are leaving nyc right?
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
so all the cops and millionaires are leaving nyc right?
Today I felt the need to apologize to my husband for racking up a bill from going to the doctor and getting necessary tests because we live in the United States of Shit.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Today I felt the need to apologize to my husband for racking up a bill from going to the doctor and getting necessary tests because we live in the United States of Shit.
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It’s that time of year when I need to remind everyone that Twilight: New Moon has an amazing soundtrack for some reason
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s that time of year when I need to remind everyone that Twilight: New Moon has an amazing soundtrack for some reason
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October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Pretending to solve the problem that he is creating, classic move.
Trump launched the TrumpRX website today.
It has a photo of Trump and an AI-generated family with too many fingers and mangled toes.
It has a photo of Trump and an AI-generated family with too many fingers and mangled toes.
TrumpRx Is a Narcissistic, AI-Generated Nightmare
AI art really has become the aesthetic of grifters and fascists.
gizmodo.com
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Pretending to solve the problem that he is creating, classic move.
I love them 🐸🇵🇸🐸🇵🇸🐸🐸🐸
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I love them 🐸🇵🇸🐸🇵🇸🐸🐸🐸