Seth Rudy
@sethrudy.bsky.social
18th-Centuryist, Associate Professor, Uncompensated Despairer
Several powerful men named in the Epstein files have announced their intention to resign or retire in order to spend more time with your family.
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Several powerful men named in the Epstein files have announced their intention to resign or retire in order to spend more time with your family.
Thrilled to announce that I have been named next year’s artist-in-residence in my residence
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Thrilled to announce that I have been named next year’s artist-in-residence in my residence
I hate everything today but I took this closeup of an axolotl
February 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I hate everything today but I took this closeup of an axolotl
Hotel designer: we got the shower installers with those glass partitions that go halfway?
Assistant: yes chief
Designer: and we got plumbers to do the fixtures?
Assistant: yes chief
Designer: ok, now remember not to let them talk to each other so the water will go all over the floor like we planned
Assistant: yes chief
Designer: and we got plumbers to do the fixtures?
Assistant: yes chief
Designer: ok, now remember not to let them talk to each other so the water will go all over the floor like we planned
February 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Hotel designer: we got the shower installers with those glass partitions that go halfway?
Assistant: yes chief
Designer: and we got plumbers to do the fixtures?
Assistant: yes chief
Designer: ok, now remember not to let them talk to each other so the water will go all over the floor like we planned
Assistant: yes chief
Designer: and we got plumbers to do the fixtures?
Assistant: yes chief
Designer: ok, now remember not to let them talk to each other so the water will go all over the floor like we planned
Dreamt last night that I was one of those people who could put on a fancy hat as they leave the room as a kind of punctuation and have it really work every time, so that was nice
February 15, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Dreamt last night that I was one of those people who could put on a fancy hat as they leave the room as a kind of punctuation and have it really work every time, so that was nice
We are at a children’s museum or as I like to call it, the novel pathogen transfer facility
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
We are at a children’s museum or as I like to call it, the novel pathogen transfer facility
Finally saw some Bondi testimony clips and thought any second now she’s gonna demand they pull up the floorboards while screaming “it is the beating of his hideous heart!”
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Finally saw some Bondi testimony clips and thought any second now she’s gonna demand they pull up the floorboards while screaming “it is the beating of his hideous heart!”
Fuck it, I’m declaring spring
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Fuck it, I’m declaring spring
Wow the number and severity of things that “someone” should do something about just keeps going up, huh
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Wow the number and severity of things that “someone” should do something about just keeps going up, huh
I think GenAI could be great in the classroom if you want students’ responses to literally everything to be “oh, ok.”
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I think GenAI could be great in the classroom if you want students’ responses to literally everything to be “oh, ok.”
Me: *stops watching reality TV for 20 yrs*
Me: *watches first five minutes of Traitors (US version)*
Me: omg this is like when the Cylons finally come back to meet the human ambassador and they’re super evolved and are going to destroy humanity
Me: *heads back underground for another 20 yrs*
Me: *watches first five minutes of Traitors (US version)*
Me: omg this is like when the Cylons finally come back to meet the human ambassador and they’re super evolved and are going to destroy humanity
Me: *heads back underground for another 20 yrs*
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Me: *stops watching reality TV for 20 yrs*
Me: *watches first five minutes of Traitors (US version)*
Me: omg this is like when the Cylons finally come back to meet the human ambassador and they’re super evolved and are going to destroy humanity
Me: *heads back underground for another 20 yrs*
Me: *watches first five minutes of Traitors (US version)*
Me: omg this is like when the Cylons finally come back to meet the human ambassador and they’re super evolved and are going to destroy humanity
Me: *heads back underground for another 20 yrs*
Me: release the names of everyone accused in the files
Them: what do you mean, everyone
Me:
Them: what do you mean, everyone
Me:
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Me: release the names of everyone accused in the files
Them: what do you mean, everyone
Me:
Them: what do you mean, everyone
Me:
It’s like these fucking billionaires read Clarissa and said “I bet we can do that at scale.”
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It’s like these fucking billionaires read Clarissa and said “I bet we can do that at scale.”
My daughter really takes after me and Jesus Christ people I am a *lot*
February 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My daughter really takes after me and Jesus Christ people I am a *lot*
On the one hand, I am not very accomplished. I have not achieved much success. I am neither rich nor powerful. OTOH, no treasonous billionaire sex perverts or foreign intelligence services have tried or succeeded to suborn me.
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
On the one hand, I am not very accomplished. I have not achieved much success. I am neither rich nor powerful. OTOH, no treasonous billionaire sex perverts or foreign intelligence services have tried or succeeded to suborn me.
Me, to so so many people on this app
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Me, to so so many people on this app
Starting to wonder what one would have to do to really seriously be charged and tried for treason these days. We’re way past selling state secrets. What would it take?
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Starting to wonder what one would have to do to really seriously be charged and tried for treason these days. We’re way past selling state secrets. What would it take?
For the last time THE MAJOR NETWORKS HAVE NO PLAN TO OUTLAST THIS GENERATION OF VIEWERS. They’re knuckling under and veering right because that’s where the last viewers are. After that, it’s light a match and collect the insurance.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
For the last time THE MAJOR NETWORKS HAVE NO PLAN TO OUTLAST THIS GENERATION OF VIEWERS. They’re knuckling under and veering right because that’s where the last viewers are. After that, it’s light a match and collect the insurance.
To say that he’s deranged wrongly implies that he was, at some point, ranged.
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
To say that he’s deranged wrongly implies that he was, at some point, ranged.
Students! My institution cannot offer you everything the ivies can. But it can offer you one thing they can’t: a faculty entirely free of connections to Epstein. Apply today!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Students! My institution cannot offer you everything the ivies can. But it can offer you one thing they can’t: a faculty entirely free of connections to Epstein. Apply today!!!!
Didn’t think 2026 would so soon reveal that I haven’t been misanthropic *enough*
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Didn’t think 2026 would so soon reveal that I haven’t been misanthropic *enough*
