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Seth Rudy
@sethrudy.bsky.social
18th-Centuryist, Associate Professor, Uncompensated Despairer
Me, a professor: *orders a course pack*
Campus bookstore: give us two months to make sure these 18 copies you requested you don’t violate any publisher’s copyright

Me, an AI company: *violates every publisher’s copyright*
Campus bookstore: we will pay you to offer your services to all students
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
2026! Just a couple of weeks to reprioritize my enemies list before classes start. Look forward to seeing, but not being seen by, some of you in the New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Drawing your attention to this exchange that occurred totally organically without my instigation. Important thing is @tedunderwood.com said you should read the book.
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Was waiting for a train at King’s Cross in London when I looked behind me and definitely saw Alan Rickman, who definitely saw me definitely seeing him, and looked at me as if to say, “yes, but don’t.”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Starting a tech company, BOMBADIL, which is immensely powerful but not nearly as helpful as it could be
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m doing an analog-only course next term. Realized the extent to which Canvas and email allow *me* to detach. It’ll be like going to college when I went to college!
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Let this be the year I post an AI take that finally makes @tedunderwood.com block me
December 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Make a Bond movie academic

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Committee
Make a Bond movie academic

No Time to Grade

Also:

The Syllabus Is Not Enough
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Make a Bond movie academic

Tomorrow Never Hires
Make a Bond Movie academic

Best, Russia
Make a Bond movie casual

From Russia with Best Wishes
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’m feeling quite depressed and would like one or more of you to take responsibility for it.
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Students! I am not preparing you for the job market. I am preparing you to survive on a diet of literature and contemplation as a reclusive refugee from post-maxicapitalist civilizational unraveling.
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me: I declare no more cookies until the afternoon
Daughter: how could you! I’m your wife’s child!
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You know, I’m starting to think a lot of you aren’t anyone’s brother in Christ at all!
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Kruse is stealing my bit
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Do not thank me for my patience, airline. If I would be dragged off the plane, arrested, and charged for expressing anger, what you are experiencing is not patience.
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Well it happened. They asked if there is a doctor on board. But it seems serious so I decided to play it straight.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can’t imagine anyone in literary studies using AI to generate fake citations or summarize stuff, I would think it’s completely anathema, I am obviously wrong, I would be mortified to know for sure
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We bought me a heated bed for the cat and it makes us both very happy #caturday
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Some of those pages are so redacted you’d think Parson Yorick just died
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Student eval says “Prof Rudy, and I mean this in the best way, is so strange.”
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Despite those titles, power, and pelf,
The wretch, concentred all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust from whence he sprung,
Unwept, unhonored , and unsung.

~ Sir Walter Scott
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ll vote for any Dem running on a platform of damnatio memoriae
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I don’t know what exactly, but the Christmas card with machine printed message and signature automatically sent by my insurance company’s mail system every year is definitely emblematic of something wrong with this country
December 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Has anyone done “The Madness of King Orange?” Can I copyright that?
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Crap I missed the speech, I was busy chien andalouing my own eyeballs because I thought it’d be less aggravating
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM