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𓅜 doug henning 𒄇
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math👨‍🏫 linguist 🐝kpr, @deatherhixon's worse ½ ~ oqe/ghaH/𓇓𓅱/ⲛⲧⲁϥ/𒀀𒉈/𒋗𒌑/bí/ēme/tic/yè/yená/hã/à/re/are’/paluṟu/eh/𑀘𑁆𑀧𑀺/𐤡𐤦𐤳/𐬵𐬋/ᜐᜒᜌ/ia/ཁོ་ན/இவன்
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Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2h
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social should do a song about a fossil flower from formerly warm Cretaceous Antarctica
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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With a large enough skeleton army, we can finally defeat Mariah Carey
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Thanksgiving has lost the War on Christmas. The barricades have fallen and November is overrun. Our only hope is to regroup earlier in the year and plan a new counterattack, and that's why I propose transferring our entire defense budget to Spirit Halloween
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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of all the victims of semantic shift, spare a thought for the poor members of goon squads. no longer will anyone be able to keep a straight face when a brutish ruler threatens to send in the goon squads, gooning through the doors in their goon boots with their goon clubs
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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dystopian ass weather report
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Canonically Bill is “extremely online”
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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remains of a massive wall system in northern Nigeria [unidentified city]

ca. 1930-1979
Hamo Sassoon's collection
-Pitt Rivers Museum
#archivesxt
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Not just for the Norse!

𐤋𐤀𐤟𐤕𐤒𐤐𐤅𐤟𐤐𐤀𐤕𐤟𐤓𐤀𐤔𐤊𐤌𐤟𐤅𐤋𐤀𐤟𐤕𐤔𐤇𐤉𐤕𐤟𐤐𐤀𐤕𐤟𐤆𐤒𐤍𐤊

lō tak’k’īpū peʔat rōškem walō tašħīt ʔet peʔat zak’anka

not 2mp-trim:IPF-2mp side head-2mp and-not 2ms-destroy:IPF ACC side beard-2ms

- Leviticus 19:27 in Iron Age Hebrew

(following @bnuyaminim.bsky.social's sound changes 1 to 4a)
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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rebleet with a tweet you still think about
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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10 years ago : blockchain is the future of banking. if you don't understand you're an idiot

5 years ago : you're a dumbass if you dont get in on the ground level of the nft-do-not-copy.jpg

Now : you don't understand the stock market. NVIDIA can only grow until it's the only company in the world
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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For #Readers: The Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge is pretty darn great. It has the 339 books (novels, nonfiction, plays, poetry) that Rory of the The Gilmore Girls* is shown reading. I'm only at 23% so I need to get to steppin'.

* I've haven't seen an episode...yet.

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The Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge
Over the course of seven seasons of Gilmore Girls, Rory Gilmore was seen reading 339 books on screen. How many have you read? From...
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November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Coptic word of the day
ϩⲁⲗⲟⲩⲥ
"spider"

as in Acta Paula (ed. Schmidt), 11.10-12
ⲧⲁⲕⲉϣⲉⲉⲣⲉ ⲁⲥⲣ̅ⲑⲉ ⲛ̅ⲟⲩϩⲁⲗⲟⲩⲥ [ⲉⲥϩⲙⲁⲥⲧ̅ ϩⲓ]ϫ̣[ⲙ̅ ⲡ]ϣⲟⲩϣⲧ̅

"my daughter has become spider-like, too, sitting at the window"
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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This is such nonsense, Athanasius Kircher wrote a whole book about them showing that they are living creatures
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Calculus teacher losing it:
Your age growth is flat. Your age is not flat.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Has there ever been a man who’s failed to meet the moment more than Chuck Schumer? Relentlessly, incessantly, unstoppably wrong at every turn, Schumer is going to go down in history as the worst Dem legislative leader in modern times, and it’s not even particularly close.
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Publisher: You finish those new covers for the Joyce books?
Designer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Publisher: what
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM