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Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.
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I miss when all I thought about was technology and movies. Now its all existential dread and planning my apocalypse outfit.
I hate the fact that i understand this on every level. Truly a cursed moment online.
cross posting my gf to say this is the hellraiser cube of tweets: extremely cursed but dependent on very particular knowledge that most people don't have
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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May I ask for 50 reposts? New York Magazine is a big deal! Thank you Bluesky!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You can have your private healthcare, housing, education, but those companies should have been competing against an entity that doesnt need to make a profit.

Aka the goverment should be buying up apartments to rent out at belowmsrket value, and public colleges should be like $500 a semeseter.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My current D&D character is a halfling druid who somehow made a pact with an eldritch diety to gain a level in warlock last session, so I guess now hes just a little dude who loves trees and mind bending creatures beyond mortal comprehension.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Ive been bitching about how people keep caving to a man who is now more mush than skeletal structure, but I really hate that massie is the first one to realize "oh yeah, im gonna out live him by a mile."
REP. MASSIE (a Republican): “Trump will protect you if you vote the wrong way… if you vote to cover up for pedophiles — but I would remind my Republican colleagues this vote is going to be on your record longer than Trump is going to be president.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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wow if you went back to 2016 and told
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
They don't call him slick willy for nothing.
incredibly funny side note that in the midst of all this one guy was actually exonerated via the horse’s mouth and it was this guy
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Holy shit, Blue Origin stuck the landing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecfx...
Replay: New Glenn Mission NG-2 Webcast
YouTube video by Blue Origin
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
3 out of 5.

I should probably reup my life insurance in case Vance gets to the presidency.
this nerd usually has one or more of the following attributes and obsessions:

- a beard
- catholicism
- a favorite history podcast
- housing policy
- advanced degree
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Probably not great we have so many men in power who we have to keep asking "when did the heart attack/stroke/seizure occur" about.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sulzberger in the second line probably gives us some hints about the Times sat on all this in 2016.
So this is, apparently, an email Epstein sent as a "note to self" titled "list for bannon steve", containing a literal list of names. In June 2019.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Brighter version

Alt text in my other post
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
*Checks when inauguration day was for the 2016 election.

Well that sure is an interesting choice for a sitting president to make.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Libertarians winning the conservative war on the "actually its Ephebophilia" arguement.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Johnny Deep and Marilyn Manson talk music science, and woody Allen talks to Noam Chompsky are wild. Like guys half those people were persona nongrata when the emails were being written.
In the Epstein documents release today, there is a file for a proposed Lawrence Krauss-led event series w/ proposed guests, 23 of which had "already agreed in principle" according to the doc. Some of those listed include Noam Chomsky, Woody Allen, Barack Obama, Larry Page and Elon Musk.
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Folks this seems bad for old Donny T.
the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
No need for jobs data when the CEO of door dash is insisting everything is all good.
Oof

*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Marvel v. Capcom image of swole Jesus and archangels facing off against the Aesir.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Comer relasing 20,000 unsorted emails in response to dems releasing 3 is the sweatiest I've ever seen a goverment official.
*HOUSE PANEL RELEASES ADDITIONAL 20,000 EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ive been saying mostly for the glonzoness of it for awhile now, but pretty sure the president raped children and we should probably consider how we get rid of him.
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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this is the worst night of my life
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM