Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.
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Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
· Oct 11
I miss when all I thought about was technology and movies. Now its all existential dread and planning my apocalypse outfit.
On the one hand we're gonna get some amazing stories of ICE agents getting emotionally destroyed.
On the other continuously targeting urban centers means the administration is dedicated to some form of a Kent state like situation.
On the 3rd hand Always Sunny is gonna get some great material.
On the other continuously targeting urban centers means the administration is dedicated to some form of a Kent state like situation.
On the 3rd hand Always Sunny is gonna get some great material.
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 AM
On the one hand we're gonna get some amazing stories of ICE agents getting emotionally destroyed.
On the other continuously targeting urban centers means the administration is dedicated to some form of a Kent state like situation.
On the 3rd hand Always Sunny is gonna get some great material.
On the other continuously targeting urban centers means the administration is dedicated to some form of a Kent state like situation.
On the 3rd hand Always Sunny is gonna get some great material.
Obviously this is a fucked up statement on its own, but doing so while slapping a journalist vest and parachtuing in to essentially make content of people's suffering is fucked up on a whole other level. He's not a reporter, hes a content creator cosplaying for likes.
During his trip to Minnesota, Hasan Piker claims that Kamala Harris would have done the exact same things Trump is doing right now to the American people. Why is he so fixated on this?
From the LivestreamFail community on Reddit: Hasan goes to MN just to say Kamala wouldve done the same thing 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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January 26, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Obviously this is a fucked up statement on its own, but doing so while slapping a journalist vest and parachtuing in to essentially make content of people's suffering is fucked up on a whole other level. He's not a reporter, hes a content creator cosplaying for likes.
Tiktok has apparently needed views for a bunch of major creators (might be a glitch) and I find that very funny.
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Tiktok has apparently needed views for a bunch of major creators (might be a glitch) and I find that very funny.
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does anyone know how to get rid of this sidebar banner I'm seeing
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 PM
does anyone know how to get rid of this sidebar banner I'm seeing
Just imitating the man they love.
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Just imitating the man they love.
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Fuck you.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Fuck you.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
One of my favorite fitness/food accounts posted a minute long rant that literally ended with "Fuck ICE and Fuck Donald Trump" and this is a dude who posts fitness content, food, DnD, and fallout content exclusivley.
Something has definetly shifted.
Something has definetly shifted.
man the stuff i am seeing on IG from
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
One of my favorite fitness/food accounts posted a minute long rant that literally ended with "Fuck ICE and Fuck Donald Trump" and this is a dude who posts fitness content, food, DnD, and fallout content exclusivley.
Something has definetly shifted.
Something has definetly shifted.
You'd think a group obsessed with looking macho would know that this is more likely while on greenland.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 AM
You'd think a group obsessed with looking macho would know that this is more likely while on greenland.
"Charlie Kirk endorsed me for sanitation director, because he knew what it was like to be full of shit."
I really hope we keep getting these “Charlie Kirk endorsed me with his dying breath” claims because they’re very funny.
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
"Charlie Kirk endorsed me for sanitation director, because he knew what it was like to be full of shit."
Tomb Raider The Hedgehog
Improve a game title by adding "The Hedgehog" at the end
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Tomb Raider The Hedgehog
Pissboy and Bessent both sound like they've been chugging cough syrup for fun in this conversation.
POSOBIEC: What's the message at Davos on Greenland?
BESSENT: The message here is sit down. Listen to President Trump.
BESSENT: The message here is sit down. Listen to President Trump.
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Pissboy and Bessent both sound like they've been chugging cough syrup for fun in this conversation.
28 Years Latter: The Bone Temple is incredible, but you can tell they wrote it before last year when they feature a scene where characters claim economic pain is the primary driver of descent into fascism.
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
28 Years Latter: The Bone Temple is incredible, but you can tell they wrote it before last year when they feature a scene where characters claim economic pain is the primary driver of descent into fascism.
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Coalie gives us light
Coalie gives us heat
Coalie gives the miners cancer as a treat
Coalie gives us heat
Coalie gives the miners cancer as a treat
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Coalie gives us light
Coalie gives us heat
Coalie gives the miners cancer as a treat
Coalie gives us heat
Coalie gives the miners cancer as a treat
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bluesky: the premier social network for getting yelled at because you explained how a complex process you have no control over works
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 AM
bluesky: the premier social network for getting yelled at because you explained how a complex process you have no control over works
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RIP coalie, you met your inevitable fate
January 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
RIP coalie, you met your inevitable fate
Jewish world view says you donate 10% of your yearly income to charity, which is dont think meshes at all with his prosperity gospel bullshit (or with traditional churches relationship to tithing).
Counterpoint: the apostolic churches have infinitely more authority to speak on this than the barely sentient, warped bastard child of the münster anabaptists and john knox
January 23, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Jewish world view says you donate 10% of your yearly income to charity, which is dont think meshes at all with his prosperity gospel bullshit (or with traditional churches relationship to tithing).
I will say that Superman, FF4 and How To Train Your Dragon getting shut out of the VFX category is a little weird.
All four 2026 superhero movies - Captain America: Brave New World, Thunderbolts*, Superman and Fantastic Four: First Steps - were shut out at the Oscars
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98th Academy Awards - Wikipedia
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January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I will say that Superman, FF4 and How To Train Your Dragon getting shut out of the VFX category is a little weird.
This is the other reason the "turning through titanic is hard" metaphor is stupid. Smith turning the ship to try and avoid the iceberg is probably a key part of why the ship sank.
Its actually probably the reason the titanic sank. Smith tried to turn the ship, scraped along the haul opening a bunch of water tight compartments. If he had just hit it dead on its probable only one compartment floods and the ship stays afloat to make it to new york.
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is the other reason the "turning through titanic is hard" metaphor is stupid. Smith turning the ship to try and avoid the iceberg is probably a key part of why the ship sank.
I sincerely look forward to the point in time where Kash Patel is thrown in prison for defrauding the federal goverment.
The director of the FBI: "I don't read."
His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
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His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I sincerely look forward to the point in time where Kash Patel is thrown in prison for defrauding the federal goverment.
So knowing the press watched this thing spring up over the course of 30 minutes does seem to point to "this man has poisoned his body by mainlining aspirin like they're peppermint for 30 years".
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
So knowing the press watched this thing spring up over the course of 30 minutes does seem to point to "this man has poisoned his body by mainlining aspirin like they're peppermint for 30 years".
A lot of it is that civil war abolitionists were obsessed with the biblical prophets in a way that meshes well with modrrn Jewish liturgy, but also part of it is that Battle Hymn of the Republic goes hard. This jew does argue John Browns Body works better for the cause because its less religious.
The way so much of bluesky, including and maybe especially Jewish social democrats, has adopted the religious aesthetics of Civil War abolitionist Christianity is absolutely fascinating
January 22, 2026 at 5:03 PM
A lot of it is that civil war abolitionists were obsessed with the biblical prophets in a way that meshes well with modrrn Jewish liturgy, but also part of it is that Battle Hymn of the Republic goes hard. This jew does argue John Browns Body works better for the cause because its less religious.
Nah, because we're gonna take all their goverment benefits. No cushy health insurance for them. They can live with the terror of falling asleep each night with Stancil haunting their dreams from whatever prison cell we they end up in.
Taxpayer funded treatment for what doctors are only beginning to label "Stancil PTSD" is going to be a huge chunk of the federal budget when the goon squads retire.
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Nah, because we're gonna take all their goverment benefits. No cushy health insurance for them. They can live with the terror of falling asleep each night with Stancil haunting their dreams from whatever prison cell we they end up in.
Whats fun about Davos is that its probably the first time a shit ton of american reporters and investors are sitting down to watch him speak and realizing how badly they fucked up.
Because those people are bad at their jobs.
Because those people are bad at their jobs.
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Whats fun about Davos is that its probably the first time a shit ton of american reporters and investors are sitting down to watch him speak and realizing how badly they fucked up.
Because those people are bad at their jobs.
Because those people are bad at their jobs.
A lot of good evidence piling up that trump actively thinks intelligence is about how much money you can steal from people.
Trump: "Somalia -- they turned out to be higher IQ than we thought. I always say, 'These are low IQ people.' How did they go into Minnesota and steal all that money?"
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
A lot of good evidence piling up that trump actively thinks intelligence is about how much money you can steal from people.
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"like 'a screaming meat-sock' according to unnamed eye-witnesses"
he accidentally hit the flush button while he was on the toilet and the pressure differential "turned him inside out"
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 AM
"like 'a screaming meat-sock' according to unnamed eye-witnesses"