Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.
Im sorry but if you think that anger at dem leadership over ending the shut down,m leads to democrats voting for a dude who had a Nazi tattoo then you just shouldn't be talking about politics. Like at all.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Im sorry but if you think that anger at dem leadership over ending the shut down,m leads to democrats voting for a dude who had a Nazi tattoo then you just shouldn't be talking about politics. Like at all.
Oh this goes super hard. Definetly picking one up.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh this goes super hard. Definetly picking one up.
Me: I'm in grad school to learn new technologies and establish resources to continue to improve my career.
Also me: I'm in grad school for free stuff and because I get to make Halloween prints out of Legos and an early 1900s printing press.
Also me: I'm in grad school for free stuff and because I get to make Halloween prints out of Legos and an early 1900s printing press.
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Me: I'm in grad school to learn new technologies and establish resources to continue to improve my career.
Also me: I'm in grad school for free stuff and because I get to make Halloween prints out of Legos and an early 1900s printing press.
Also me: I'm in grad school for free stuff and because I get to make Halloween prints out of Legos and an early 1900s printing press.
Watching the Dodgers put Kershaw in knowing his post season luck.
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Watching the Dodgers put Kershaw in knowing his post season luck.
show me your angles with memes in your camera
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
show me your angles with memes in your camera
Legit lol at an account called "Lovecraft Democrat" defending someone who did racist and offensive shit because they happen to say something they liked.
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Legit lol at an account called "Lovecraft Democrat" defending someone who did racist and offensive shit because they happen to say something they liked.
Also there's like 10 other candidates already declared. This is just a case of the online left getting their horse saddled in the race way too early.
October 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Also there's like 10 other candidates already declared. This is just a case of the online left getting their horse saddled in the race way too early.
Me and the boys when we realize that its time to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle us.
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Me and the boys when we realize that its time to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle us.
Mae and the boys when the king decides to tariff the import and export of essential goods.
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Mae and the boys when the king decides to tariff the import and export of essential goods.
Me and the boys when the king kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
October 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me and the boys when the king kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
Well I'm not the first to die, but I am not long for this world.
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Well I'm not the first to die, but I am not long for this world.
Graham buddy do i have bad news for you about your communication method.
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Graham buddy do i have bad news for you about your communication method.
The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa
It is still extremely funny to me that Chris Meloni, the most republican coded man to ever grace the TV screens, is a generic lib.
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It is still extremely funny to me that Chris Meloni, the most republican coded man to ever grace the TV screens, is a generic lib.
It is quite literally where he ended his first term. This is his floor (around -10% net disapproval). The issue is the GOP plain and simple. And no it has not been stable.
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It is quite literally where he ended his first term. This is his floor (around -10% net disapproval). The issue is the GOP plain and simple. And no it has not been stable.
When I say you don't want to argue this with me, I mean this is one area of Ag policy I know like the back of my hand. This is an insanely conservative lie and if you're gonna use it you probably need to stop calling yourself progressive.
October 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
When I say you don't want to argue this with me, I mean this is one area of Ag policy I know like the back of my hand. This is an insanely conservative lie and if you're gonna use it you probably need to stop calling yourself progressive.
Waiting 20 years to make a sequel is actually a pretty decent Simpsons bit.
September 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Waiting 20 years to make a sequel is actually a pretty decent Simpsons bit.
1) How do you get through 8 years of school and not learn how momentum works?
2)Superman actually stops bullets.
2)Superman actually stops bullets.
September 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
1) How do you get through 8 years of school and not learn how momentum works?
2)Superman actually stops bullets.
2)Superman actually stops bullets.
*Gene Wilder voice
🎵if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits...🎵
🎵if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits...🎵
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*Gene Wilder voice
🎵if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits...🎵
🎵if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits...🎵
If that wasn't then this is
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If that wasn't then this is
Was literally my first thought when I walked out of the theater.
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Was literally my first thought when I walked out of the theater.
Chicago alone has almost 3,000 polling places and ICE's current recruitment numbers are like 5,000 people. Unless Higgins knows something we all don't his fear mongering isn't helping here.
September 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Chicago alone has almost 3,000 polling places and ICE's current recruitment numbers are like 5,000 people. Unless Higgins knows something we all don't his fear mongering isn't helping here.
Or if we want vodka might I suggest this:
August 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Or if we want vodka might I suggest this:
If you're gonna re-tweet this you should probably note that it gets King Victor Emanuel's history entirely incorrect. Like extremely basic history that Emanuel didn't go into exile until after the fall of Mussolini's government and not under its orders.
August 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you're gonna re-tweet this you should probably note that it gets King Victor Emanuel's history entirely incorrect. Like extremely basic history that Emanuel didn't go into exile until after the fall of Mussolini's government and not under its orders.