Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.
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Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
· Oct 11
I miss when all I thought about was technology and movies. Now its all existential dread and planning my apocalypse outfit.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Walking towards the bubble with a needle, just to see what happens.
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Walking towards the bubble with a needle, just to see what happens.
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That...thats the odyssey. Does elon think the Illiad and the Odyssey are the same thing or is he just way too high to notice he shared the wrong book cover?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That...thats the odyssey. Does elon think the Illiad and the Odyssey are the same thing or is he just way too high to notice he shared the wrong book cover?
Counting myself as lucky that my plan is only going up by like $140 after seeing what some people are facing.
Hot new game in town to compare how much your ACA plan premiums are increasing!
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Counting myself as lucky that my plan is only going up by like $140 after seeing what some people are facing.
My friends who spent 10 years getting absolutely blitzed out of their minds used to say the exact same thing.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My friends who spent 10 years getting absolutely blitzed out of their minds used to say the exact same thing.
The secret is that its actually all 3 of these things in a trench coat.
"Would you say that the Democratic Party today is more of a..."
Mainstream Liberal Party: 37%
Socialist Party: 34%
Moderate Party: 28%
Harvard-Harris / Nov 6, 2025
Mainstream Liberal Party: 37%
Socialist Party: 34%
Moderate Party: 28%
Harvard-Harris / Nov 6, 2025
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The secret is that its actually all 3 of these things in a trench coat.
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And Trump would need to sign it into law
So the Epstein Files are not really near the light of day, but it puts political pressure on the Republicans and could embarrass Trump if he has to veto the bill, or if he signs the bill but then asserts privilege and refuses to comply
So the Epstein Files are not really near the light of day, but it puts political pressure on the Republicans and could embarrass Trump if he has to veto the bill, or if he signs the bill but then asserts privilege and refuses to comply
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And Trump would need to sign it into law
So the Epstein Files are not really near the light of day, but it puts political pressure on the Republicans and could embarrass Trump if he has to veto the bill, or if he signs the bill but then asserts privilege and refuses to comply
So the Epstein Files are not really near the light of day, but it puts political pressure on the Republicans and could embarrass Trump if he has to veto the bill, or if he signs the bill but then asserts privilege and refuses to comply
Still not over the Rockies hiring the Moneyball guy as their new head of operations. Guys I beg you to see how that story ends.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Still not over the Rockies hiring the Moneyball guy as their new head of operations. Guys I beg you to see how that story ends.
Thank fucking god.
Supreme Court rejects challenge to landmark same-sex marriage decision
Kim Davis asked the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges appealing damages she owed a gay couple after she denied them a marriage license.
www.usatoday.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Thank fucking god.
Beautiful.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Beautiful.
"The gales of November came early" I say as I step outside on an unseasonably warm and sunny november day.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"The gales of November came early" I say as I step outside on an unseasonably warm and sunny november day.
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Hes so dumb. Like yes hes lying, but the fact that he doesnt understand this would spike inflation is so telling. Also we kind of need that money to have a functioning goverment now thst hes cut taxes.
In a post on Truth Social on Sunday, Trump said the payments would be for all but "high income people."
Trump says a tariff dividend of 'at least' $2,000 will be paid to most Americans
In a post on Truth Social on Sunday, Trump said the payments would be for all but "high income people."
www.businessinsider.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hes so dumb. Like yes hes lying, but the fact that he doesnt understand this would spike inflation is so telling. Also we kind of need that money to have a functioning goverment now thst hes cut taxes.
Im sorry but if you think that anger at dem leadership over ending the shut down,m leads to democrats voting for a dude who had a Nazi tattoo then you just shouldn't be talking about politics. Like at all.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Im sorry but if you think that anger at dem leadership over ending the shut down,m leads to democrats voting for a dude who had a Nazi tattoo then you just shouldn't be talking about politics. Like at all.
Chuck writes some of my favorite novels and some of my favorite internet content to read over a Sunday breakfast. Delightful.
The full report on this alleged food crime, now posted at ye olde blogge:
In Which I Eat The Food Crime Known As Kraft Apple Pie Mac & Cheese
You may have heard the news — and if not, you may have felt it in your bones, a paroxysm of worry squirming in your marrow like worms — that Kraft put out an apple pie mac and cheese. A…
terribleminds.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Chuck writes some of my favorite novels and some of my favorite internet content to read over a Sunday breakfast. Delightful.
Mamdani is gonna implement Shamwow law. You wont believe how much liquid it can pick up.
Mamdani is going to implement Shams Charania law. Basketball coverage will never be the same.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Mamdani is gonna implement Shamwow law. You wont believe how much liquid it can pick up.
Higher inflation and he pisses off some of the most powerful executives in the country? God damn this man is dumb as shit.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Higher inflation and he pisses off some of the most powerful executives in the country? God damn this man is dumb as shit.
At what point does self tanner just become black face, cause this is feeling pretty close to that point.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
At what point does self tanner just become black face, cause this is feeling pretty close to that point.
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"this is your last time to dodge a block" I intone menacingly at the broken self-checkout kiosk in the JFK Terminal 4 Camden Foods Express
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"this is your last time to dodge a block" I intone menacingly at the broken self-checkout kiosk in the JFK Terminal 4 Camden Foods Express
Wish I was her*.
*the Edmund Fitzgerald sitting at the bottom of lake superior, protected from scuba divers and memorial site.
*the Edmund Fitzgerald sitting at the bottom of lake superior, protected from scuba divers and memorial site.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wish I was her*.
*the Edmund Fitzgerald sitting at the bottom of lake superior, protected from scuba divers and memorial site.
*the Edmund Fitzgerald sitting at the bottom of lake superior, protected from scuba divers and memorial site.
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Once saw somebody answer "what did Watson and Crick discover?" with "Rosalind Franklin's notes," that's always been a favorite of mine.
NEW YORK (AP) — James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97.
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Once saw somebody answer "what did Watson and Crick discover?" with "Rosalind Franklin's notes," that's always been a favorite of mine.
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I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college:
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college:
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
I am not sure if hiring the head of strategy operations for the Cleveland Browns solves the problems you think it does guys.
Colorado Rockies To Hire Browns' Paul DePodesta As Head Of Baseball Ops
Top Browns executive Paul DePodesta is leaving Cleveland to join the MLB's Colorado Rockies.
www.profootballrumors.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I am not sure if hiring the head of strategy operations for the Cleveland Browns solves the problems you think it does guys.