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Fifth Gen
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Fifth Gen
ive started hitting this dumbass monkeys thinking pose in casual conversation i have a job interview tomorrow im so scared im gonna blow it by doing this after every question
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
ive started hitting this dumbass monkeys thinking pose in casual conversation i have a job interview tomorrow im so scared im gonna blow it by doing this after every question
when my much younger brother was around 3 i brought a nonbinary friend home to hang out, and when they left he asked “was that a boy or a girl?” i said “they’re nonbinary theyre not a girl or a boy” and he nodded very seriously and said “like polar bears…”
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 AM
when my much younger brother was around 3 i brought a nonbinary friend home to hang out, and when they left he asked “was that a boy or a girl?” i said “they’re nonbinary theyre not a girl or a boy” and he nodded very seriously and said “like polar bears…”
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hawk tuah was 40 years ago...
February 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
hawk tuah was 40 years ago...
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I think that the US is lucky in that when voters finally cocked it up and elected EXACTLY the kind of piece of shit that the framers spent oceans of ink and forests worth of the yellow crinkly paper warning about, he turned out to be almost uniquely bad at anything besides conning the guillible.
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I think that the US is lucky in that when voters finally cocked it up and elected EXACTLY the kind of piece of shit that the framers spent oceans of ink and forests worth of the yellow crinkly paper warning about, he turned out to be almost uniquely bad at anything besides conning the guillible.
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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👋 Friendly "gringo" checking in. First, I loved the halftime show, but didn't understand it all. I'm hoping a Latinx can explain the symbolism, imagery, themes. Example, some of the people seemed much shorter. Were they younger in age? Latin culture is fascinating to me and I'm always eager to learn
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 AM
👋 Friendly "gringo" checking in. First, I loved the halftime show, but didn't understand it all. I'm hoping a Latinx can explain the symbolism, imagery, themes. Example, some of the people seemed much shorter. Were they younger in age? Latin culture is fascinating to me and I'm always eager to learn
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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patriotism is fucking dead. now is the time of putting various household items up your ass to see what feels the best
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
patriotism is fucking dead. now is the time of putting various household items up your ass to see what feels the best
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We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
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Not gonna lie to you. Ever since changing my password to a mix of 8-12 uppercase, lowercase, numerical, and special characters, I've never surfed the online web with more "cyber confidence".
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Not gonna lie to you. Ever since changing my password to a mix of 8-12 uppercase, lowercase, numerical, and special characters, I've never surfed the online web with more "cyber confidence".
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Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who was detained by federal agents while wearing a Spider-Man backpack and a blue bunny hat, is back home in Minnesota, a statement from his school district said on Sunday. A federal judge had demanded that the boy and his father be set free a day earlier.
Detained by Immigration Agents, 5-Year-Old Liam Has Been Released From Custody
A federal judge had demanded that the boy and his father be set free in a fiery opinion on Saturday.
nyti.ms
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who was detained by federal agents while wearing a Spider-Man backpack and a blue bunny hat, is back home in Minnesota, a statement from his school district said on Sunday. A federal judge had demanded that the boy and his father be set free a day earlier.
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I do not regret to inform you we are going to win.
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I do not regret to inform you we are going to win.
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Remember, they sank all they had into rigging the 2025 Wisconsin Supreme Court race, and they still got their asses handed to them.
We can still win. We will win.
We can still win. We will win.
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Remember, they sank all they had into rigging the 2025 Wisconsin Supreme Court race, and they still got their asses handed to them.
We can still win. We will win.
We can still win. We will win.
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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.