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another gem from r/kitchencels just dropped
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
bluesky
August 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
this is forever gonna be my top 1 favorite tweet of all time i quote it to myself all the time
June 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i dont have tiktok this is the only one i have saved cus my friend sent it to me as an instructional vid (he started seeing a girl the day we bombed iran)
June 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
2 different acquaintances my age just got married wtf life is getting serious
June 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
happy tuesday
June 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
June 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
HOLY BASED 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
June 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
June 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
gyaru makeup !! ₍^⸝⸝> · <⸝⸝ ^₎ ੈ✩‧₊˚
May 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
May 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
on the beach cuddling with a beautiful man who loves you and has a 6 pack and this is the view (not to brag but based on personal experience….)
April 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
look at my department of health secretary dawg we’re getting another measles outbreak😭🙏🏻
February 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
February 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
February 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
February 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
February 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
these are so fucking good dude i want to stack up all 8 and open my mouth up really cartoonishly big like a snake and just eat them in 1 bite
February 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
February 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
January 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“oh yeah haha school bus graveyard’s cool i read it sometimes :)”

me in the back with aiden:
January 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
dont feel bad for not knowing it, i’ve just spent way way WAY too much time subjecting my developing brain to the internet so now it’s full of niche references
December 24, 2024 at 12:14 AM
on a day to day basis nothing really changes but if you take a step back and see the big picture, you will see that everything changes
December 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
within a minute of each other
December 15, 2024 at 6:48 PM
December 13, 2024 at 6:27 PM