lambocalgreasing.bsky.social
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If ever the reader has wanted for a definition of beautiful, crystalline punnery… whose sheer audacity makes your knees weaken… allow me to present this diamond-honed groan zone:
me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If ever the reader has wanted for a definition of beautiful, crystalline punnery… whose sheer audacity makes your knees weaken… allow me to present this diamond-honed groan zone:
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me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
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This fascist military tirade could have been an email
September 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This fascist military tirade could have been an email
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The first thing I think of when I see Kimmel getting shut down is all of his staff, who don’t have millions of dollars, and who are about to be suddenly stuck without a job in a shitty job market where the cost of living is too high
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The first thing I think of when I see Kimmel getting shut down is all of his staff, who don’t have millions of dollars, and who are about to be suddenly stuck without a job in a shitty job market where the cost of living is too high
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Back when I was in college and wrote for the school newspaper I wrote a whole thing about the Telecommunications Act of 1996, which eliminated media ownership restrictions, and how that was going to fuck us over forever and people were like "Dan, I dunno this is an art school," well eat shit fuckos.
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Back when I was in college and wrote for the school newspaper I wrote a whole thing about the Telecommunications Act of 1996, which eliminated media ownership restrictions, and how that was going to fuck us over forever and people were like "Dan, I dunno this is an art school," well eat shit fuckos.
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
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Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.
March 7, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.
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hot take: this lava. i am taking it. ow ow ow ow hot hot hot
April 25, 2024 at 12:59 PM
hot take: this lava. i am taking it. ow ow ow ow hot hot hot
Eurovision tribute callbacks all sound like ABBA or “something from Monkey Island”
May 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Eurovision tribute callbacks all sound like ABBA or “something from Monkey Island”
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🎶 i wear my sunglasses at night
because of LED headlights🎶
because of LED headlights🎶
May 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
🎶 i wear my sunglasses at night
because of LED headlights🎶
because of LED headlights🎶
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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
May 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
This clearly indicates Trump doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle, right?
May 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This clearly indicates Trump doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle, right?
This is the first pope I can guarantee has been on LSD.
May 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is the first pope I can guarantee has been on LSD.
I asked some of the coolest and funniest people I know to fill in the blank of “I have the power of God and ______ on my side”, WITH the hint of “from Vine”…
One of them answered “the law”, and another “wine”. They are both 38.
What is happening to our country
One of them answered “the law”, and another “wine”. They are both 38.
What is happening to our country
May 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I asked some of the coolest and funniest people I know to fill in the blank of “I have the power of God and ______ on my side”, WITH the hint of “from Vine”…
One of them answered “the law”, and another “wine”. They are both 38.
What is happening to our country
One of them answered “the law”, and another “wine”. They are both 38.
What is happening to our country
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Got my new American made smartphone today and it shot me in the chest
April 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Got my new American made smartphone today and it shot me in the chest
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
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My toxic trait is you not being able to admit when I'm right
December 6, 2024 at 4:56 AM
My toxic trait is you not being able to admit when I'm right
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man i really hope the ceo assassin doesn't get milkshake ducked
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 AM
man i really hope the ceo assassin doesn't get milkshake ducked
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I think it would be a good idea
QUESTION: What are your thoughts on the US healthcare system?
December 5, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I think it would be a good idea