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💜 she/they bisexual 💜
💜 mvfc arsenal hawthorn 💜
💜 it's not a phase 💜
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A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
excited to go to my dr this afternoon and go "yeah yeah abo ultrasound to check on my gallbladder but what about PERIMENOPAUSE"
January 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Meta misunderstood who VR is for. They thought it was for businessmen and engineers at Raytheon. It’s actually for furries, gooners and software engineers who wear rainbow socks
VR is amazing and the fact these clowns can’t make anything near VR chat even with billions at their disposal just screams how they shouldn’t have these resources.
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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the girl who started Dashcon, the ill-fated tumblr convention with the notorious ballpit, is now the only US citizen legally allowed to research critically endangered pygmy raccoons. so. i should strive for a next-act swerve that dramatic
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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To catch everyone up: Senegal had the ball in the net but called off which was questionable, Morocco get a softttt penalty so Senegal protest to the point of leaving the pitch, finally come back & Diaz does the worst attempt at a panenka that Mendy saves after talking shit directly in his ear first
AFCONbelievable

The Paneka miss for Morocco
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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"my body is a temple" what kind of shit temple has no murals? No ornamentation no votive ephemera get out of here bum
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Inspecting Elements is my passion
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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we're launching a new reality show called the torment nexus where contestants will compete for a cash prize
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Wrote this in 2017 about the Russia 2018 World Cup and reposted it four years later about Qatar. In 2026, only the names have changed.*

Ultimately, nothing makes a difference, but you'll at least know you weren't part of it.
theuglygame.wordpress.com/2017/12/01/w...
Why it’s time to boycott the World Cup – Fifa corruption, human decency, sponsor weakness and Russia 2018
Sepp Blatter has gone, but Fifa hasn’t changed. His legacy will be on display next summer: a festival of football glorifying one of the world’s most appalling regimes. Enough is enough, it’s time t…
theuglygame.wordpress.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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The self-care advice lately is just “have you tried dissociating more efficiently”
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Won't speak for anyone else but if Rob Gale or Jonas Eidevall had copped to using AI for tactical advice we woulda launched them into the f*&%ing sun

www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Declan Rice at full-time: “Fucking shit, every fucking time!” 🤬
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Apparently, scooping the ball with your arm in an attempt to stop it going out is a natural position.
January 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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i think it would be a good idea to defund the police actually. like ok whatever if you think it needs a different slogan that’s fine let’s brainstorm. but we have GOT to stop giving those fuckheads all of our money
January 17, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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domino effect meme: Fall Out Boy goes on hiatus in 2010 → → → → Heated Rivalry takes over everyone's life in 2025

tchotchke.substack.com/p/everyone-i...
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
who's fucking shocked though that LLMs can't cope with complex customer issues!!
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
me rereading about the symptoms of gallbladder inflammation/stones: ok yeah I might actually need it out now
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 AM
ok what happened in the Canberra nix game for the red card
January 17, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 7:50 AM
you know what. the team that lets their players wear rainbow numbers probably does deserve the win. morally.
January 17, 2026 at 7:51 AM