Almost Clutch
@almostclutch.bsky.social
American obsessed with Australian soccer. Spokane Zephyr Supporter. Melbourne Victory Women Supporter. Creator of low-effort memes.
Pinned
Cassy dragging me to things I think I’ll hate only to have me enjoy it even more than her is always insane.
She’s very good at this.
This was very fuckin fun.
That fella wrote everything.
She’s very good at this.
This was very fuckin fun.
That fella wrote everything.
I dunno how I got tricked into going to this but I guess it should be fun?
January 22, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Cassy dragging me to things I think I’ll hate only to have me enjoy it even more than her is always insane.
She’s very good at this.
This was very fuckin fun.
That fella wrote everything.
She’s very good at this.
This was very fuckin fun.
That fella wrote everything.
I dunno how I got tricked into going to this but I guess it should be fun?
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I dunno how I got tricked into going to this but I guess it should be fun?
People will let you down.
People will disappoint you.
People won’t have your back.
But Dryer #3? Dryer #3 is a real one.
Dryer #3 has always got you.
Thank you Dryer #3.
People will disappoint you.
People won’t have your back.
But Dryer #3? Dryer #3 is a real one.
Dryer #3 has always got you.
Thank you Dryer #3.
January 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
People will let you down.
People will disappoint you.
People won’t have your back.
But Dryer #3? Dryer #3 is a real one.
Dryer #3 has always got you.
Thank you Dryer #3.
People will disappoint you.
People won’t have your back.
But Dryer #3? Dryer #3 is a real one.
Dryer #3 has always got you.
Thank you Dryer #3.
I have no idea how we pulled this off but its the greatest news of all time.
NEWS: The Chargers are expected to hire former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel as their next OC, sources tell me and Daniel Popper.
McDaniel has been a hot commodity this cycle, interviewing for both head coach and offensive coordinator roles. In the end, he opts for L.A.
McDaniel has been a hot commodity this cycle, interviewing for both head coach and offensive coordinator roles. In the end, he opts for L.A.
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I have no idea how we pulled this off but its the greatest news of all time.
I will never understand why NBA games cant EVER start when they are supposed to. No other league on the planet is this bad.
Its always 5-20 minutes after scheduled tipoff. I just dont get it.
Its always 5-20 minutes after scheduled tipoff. I just dont get it.
January 21, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I will never understand why NBA games cant EVER start when they are supposed to. No other league on the planet is this bad.
Its always 5-20 minutes after scheduled tipoff. I just dont get it.
Its always 5-20 minutes after scheduled tipoff. I just dont get it.
Had someone tell me everything being high in protein right now ISNT a fad.
My brother in Christ Starbucks sells Protein Popcorn.
That feels like it should tell you everything you need to know.
My brother in Christ Starbucks sells Protein Popcorn.
That feels like it should tell you everything you need to know.
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Had someone tell me everything being high in protein right now ISNT a fad.
My brother in Christ Starbucks sells Protein Popcorn.
That feels like it should tell you everything you need to know.
My brother in Christ Starbucks sells Protein Popcorn.
That feels like it should tell you everything you need to know.
Caroline Carnegie posting some bullshit after Pride Cup is gonna become a yearly thing huh?
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Caroline Carnegie posting some bullshit after Pride Cup is gonna become a yearly thing huh?
With Scrubs coming back, does this mean that the very bad bad bad so bad not good last season isn’t real?
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
With Scrubs coming back, does this mean that the very bad bad bad so bad not good last season isn’t real?
I’m a simple man
January 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I’m a simple man
trying to prove my theory that every game is better with a tarkov inventory
January 18, 2026 at 6:29 PM
trying to prove my theory that every game is better with a tarkov inventory
“If the object of the game were to get the ball as close to the pins without knocking any of them over, you would be champion of the world.”
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 AM
“If the object of the game were to get the ball as close to the pins without knocking any of them over, you would be champion of the world.”
am going to doordash fries to make myself feel better
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
am going to doordash fries to make myself feel better
I also just realized I had 2 VPNs going. The one on my desktop and the one in chrome lol. Explains why the stream was so poop. Im dumb.
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I also just realized I had 2 VPNs going. The one on my desktop and the one in chrome lol. Explains why the stream was so poop. Im dumb.
this season in a nutshell
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
this season in a nutshell
ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA
January 17, 2026 at 7:15 AM
ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA
hooooooooooooooooly
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
hooooooooooooooooly
no shot we just got olimpico-ed
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 AM
no shot we just got olimpico-ed
classic mario party rules
JUST HAD TO COMPLAIN AND WE SCORE!!!
we're just a bit shit, hey
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 AM
classic mario party rules
cant win 3-1 without giving up one.
we got em right where we want em.
we got em right where we want em.
my prediction:
we win 3-1
we win 3-1
pride cup starting line up!! actually a couple of changes!! I'm so proud of you Jeff!!!
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 AM
cant win 3-1 without giving up one.
we got em right where we want em.
we got em right where we want em.