Almost Clutch
@almostclutch.bsky.social
American obsessed with Australian soccer. Spokane Zephyr Supporter. Melbourne Victory Women Supporter. Creator of low-effort memes. I basically just complain and make pizza.
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I’m dealing with this a lot today
My dyslexic ass reads this as macaroni stadium every time
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I’m dealing with this a lot today
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
California Condor
Black Bear
Orca
Moose (at my apartment complex)
Turkey (also at my apartment complex)
California Condor
Black Bear
Orca
Moose (at my apartment complex)
Turkey (also at my apartment complex)
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Carpet python
Rock wallaby
Wallaby
Kangaroo
Dingo
Carpet python
Rock wallaby
Wallaby
Kangaroo
Dingo
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Southern Brown Bandicoot
Western Quoll
Lesser Long-Eared Bat
Thorny Devil
Wobbegong
Southern Brown Bandicoot
Western Quoll
Lesser Long-Eared Bat
Thorny Devil
Wobbegong
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
California Condor
Black Bear
Orca
Moose (at my apartment complex)
Turkey (also at my apartment complex)
California Condor
Black Bear
Orca
Moose (at my apartment complex)
Turkey (also at my apartment complex)
SOCCER
(in 24hrs)
(in 24hrs)
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
SOCCER
(in 24hrs)
(in 24hrs)
I stg my neighbor has been listening to this for 5 hours www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxI...
Bishop Bullwinkle Hell To Da Naw,Naw,Naw With Da Bicycle
YouTube video by Bishop Bullwinkle
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I stg my neighbor has been listening to this for 5 hours www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxI...
My brother asked when I was going to let him come visit today.
I had to explain to him that Im what you would call a "side character" and you dont just go to visit side characters at their home, they just show up for a weekend with a backpack and plans.
I had to explain to him that Im what you would call a "side character" and you dont just go to visit side characters at their home, they just show up for a weekend with a backpack and plans.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My brother asked when I was going to let him come visit today.
I had to explain to him that Im what you would call a "side character" and you dont just go to visit side characters at their home, they just show up for a weekend with a backpack and plans.
I had to explain to him that Im what you would call a "side character" and you dont just go to visit side characters at their home, they just show up for a weekend with a backpack and plans.
in a "Why cant my music be 1000x louder" mood
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
in a "Why cant my music be 1000x louder" mood
I havent opened Amazon in a long time.
Its very orange now.
Its very orange now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I havent opened Amazon in a long time.
Its very orange now.
Its very orange now.
Also just found out the voice of spiderman is the kid from Dope and that makes a whole lotta sense.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Also just found out the voice of spiderman is the kid from Dope and that makes a whole lotta sense.
am testing my theory that theres no such thing as too much garlic
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
am testing my theory that theres no such thing as too much garlic
soccer is fuckin dumb
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
soccer is fuckin dumb
anyway fuck VAR
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
anyway fuck VAR
I 4-1 love watching City get the shit kicked out of them
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I 4-1 love watching City get the shit kicked out of them
🤷♂️
socceroos? more like soccersnooze.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I see they have once again completely fucked youtube searching.
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I see they have once again completely fucked youtube searching.
Reposted by Almost Clutch
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
McKenzie Weinert spotted
What happened in the #GainbridgeSuperLeague on Saturday?
McKenzie Weinert had a goal and assist while Addie McCain also found the net as Lexington SC extended its undefeated start to 10 games with a 2-0 victory at Brooklyn FC.
Full Highlights -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=783l...
McKenzie Weinert had a goal and assist while Addie McCain also found the net as Lexington SC extended its undefeated start to 10 games with a 2-0 victory at Brooklyn FC.
Full Highlights -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=783l...
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
McKenzie Weinert spotted
how ya gonna have a speaker system that shakes the entire complex but not pay for spotify premium
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
how ya gonna have a speaker system that shakes the entire complex but not pay for spotify premium
one last error before 1.0
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
one last error before 1.0
its insane sienna saveska is just gonna show up in the squad one day
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
its insane sienna saveska is just gonna show up in the squad one day
I CANT WAIT TO BE SAD THEN HAPPY THEN SAD THEN HAPPY AGAIN
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I CANT WAIT TO BE SAD THEN HAPPY THEN SAD THEN HAPPY AGAIN
my prediction:
5-1
5-1
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
my prediction:
5-1
5-1
ELLA
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
ELLA
socceroos? more like soccersnooze.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
socceroos? more like soccersnooze.