Kylie Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
She/her
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Muppet movie ideas are going around again. Forgot I posted this (it's a better idea than what I quoted in Cinder's post):
Muppet movie idea:
They play D&D, and the Muppets' characters are represent in the game world by live actors (but their voices are dubbed over by the Muppets).
They play D&D, and the Muppets' characters are represent in the game world by live actors (but their voices are dubbed over by the Muppets).
February 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Muppet movie ideas are going around again. Forgot I posted this (it's a better idea than what I quoted in Cinder's post):
I've said it a bunch, but I want my Muppets D&D movie where they play a session and their characters are human actors voiced by the Muppet.
• Kermit/DM
• Miss Piggy/Barbarian/Jason Mamoa
• Fozzie/Bard/Ryan Gosling
• Gonzo/Wizard/Zendaya
• Scooter/Cleric/Henry Cavill (as a mega nerd)
• Kermit/DM
• Miss Piggy/Barbarian/Jason Mamoa
• Fozzie/Bard/Ryan Gosling
• Gonzo/Wizard/Zendaya
• Scooter/Cleric/Henry Cavill (as a mega nerd)
I think they should start to remake classic films with the muppets to get kids into cinema
February 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I've said it a bunch, but I want my Muppets D&D movie where they play a session and their characters are human actors voiced by the Muppet.
• Kermit/DM
• Miss Piggy/Barbarian/Jason Mamoa
• Fozzie/Bard/Ryan Gosling
• Gonzo/Wizard/Zendaya
• Scooter/Cleric/Henry Cavill (as a mega nerd)
• Kermit/DM
• Miss Piggy/Barbarian/Jason Mamoa
• Fozzie/Bard/Ryan Gosling
• Gonzo/Wizard/Zendaya
• Scooter/Cleric/Henry Cavill (as a mega nerd)
Purrely transed my gender
February 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Purrely transed my gender
can't. i'm flying high again
can't. i'm down on my knees, listenin' like thieves
can’t. i ain’t got no speakers, ain’t got no headphones, ain’t got no records to play
February 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
can't. i'm flying high again
Quick, the turtle spoilers have stopped. Post Phyrexians 😈
February 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Quick, the turtle spoilers have stopped. Post Phyrexians 😈
The Left: "Fuck the plagiarism and pollution machines that will kill off artists' revenue and eliminate working class jobs to enrich billionaires."
Everyone else: "WHY DO YOU HATE TECHNOLOGY?!?!?!"
Everyone else: "WHY DO YOU HATE TECHNOLOGY?!?!?!"
"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The Left: "Fuck the plagiarism and pollution machines that will kill off artists' revenue and eliminate working class jobs to enrich billionaires."
Everyone else: "WHY DO YOU HATE TECHNOLOGY?!?!?!"
Everyone else: "WHY DO YOU HATE TECHNOLOGY?!?!?!"
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IBM's "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision" was from 1979. That was 47 years ago.
That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google.
Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"
That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google.
Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"
If you're reporting on the deepfake porn site because of Grok, please make clear in the headline that governments not acting are allowing the scaled abuse of women and children online.
Don't say Grok is doing that harm. Grok isn't doing anything. It's human men who are doing these things.
Don't say Grok is doing that harm. Grok isn't doing anything. It's human men who are doing these things.
January 7, 2026 at 11:12 AM
IBM's "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision" was from 1979. That was 47 years ago.
That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google.
Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"
That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google.
Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"
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If I were a journalist I would care much more about engagement with my story then about mean replies. There's ample data showing clickthrough rates are higher on BlueSky then X. BlueSky folks love to hate read.
This post is essentially just saying the Nazis are nicer to me and that's what matters.
This post is essentially just saying the Nazis are nicer to me and that's what matters.
This is a good example of why I find Bluesky exhausting and not worth cross posting. You could write a piece that carefully lays out the evidence, and the first (and 2nd-4th) replies are Big Mad that you didn't just write the piece they wanted. X has its problems — many, many problems — but ...
Well look at that.
If only the media had reported realistically about the economy in 2024, would we even be in this position?
But bothsides, amirite?
If only the media had reported realistically about the economy in 2024, would we even be in this position?
But bothsides, amirite?
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
If I were a journalist I would care much more about engagement with my story then about mean replies. There's ample data showing clickthrough rates are higher on BlueSky then X. BlueSky folks love to hate read.
This post is essentially just saying the Nazis are nicer to me and that's what matters.
This post is essentially just saying the Nazis are nicer to me and that's what matters.
"Babe, is this another Short that could have been a rage comic?" I say while watching a 3 hour video essay.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
"Babe, is this another Short that could have been a rage comic?" I say while watching a 3 hour video essay.
explains a lot
the reason so many rascals and jesters end up trans is because it adds a permanent minigame to your life where the main goal is "getting away with it". appeals to a certain type
February 18, 2026 at 11:15 AM
explains a lot
Female coworker with neon blue hair and 7 carabiners on her belt asked me why everyone thinks she's a lesbian (she's cishet). She gasped when I told her she is 100% queer coded, and the 4 other queer coworkers in the shop all assumed she was gay.
Haven't had to explain handkerchief code, though.
Haven't had to explain handkerchief code, though.
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Female coworker with neon blue hair and 7 carabiners on her belt asked me why everyone thinks she's a lesbian (she's cishet). She gasped when I told her she is 100% queer coded, and the 4 other queer coworkers in the shop all assumed she was gay.
Haven't had to explain handkerchief code, though.
Haven't had to explain handkerchief code, though.
That video was clearly AI.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
That video was clearly AI.
Basically becoming a lesbian version of my mom, but better fashion sense and cooking ability.
The goal of transition is not to become your hyperfixation character. It’s to become a version of your mom that might stand to have a better relationship with being a woman
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Basically becoming a lesbian version of my mom, but better fashion sense and cooking ability.
Queen shit
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Queen shit
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Transitioning later in life isn’t just about identity.
It’s about discovering yourself.
It’s proof that you can rewrite your story at any age, choose yourself fully and light the way for others.
It’s about discovering yourself.
It’s proof that you can rewrite your story at any age, choose yourself fully and light the way for others.
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Transitioning later in life isn’t just about identity.
It’s about discovering yourself.
It’s proof that you can rewrite your story at any age, choose yourself fully and light the way for others.
It’s about discovering yourself.
It’s proof that you can rewrite your story at any age, choose yourself fully and light the way for others.
it me
thicc autistic girl got that infodumpy??
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 AM
it me
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
15 years ago, I was the go-to expert and rarely questioned. Within a year of transitioning, I was typically second-guessed, though every goddamn time I was proven right. To this day, I still get "Yeah, we should have listened to you the first time because you were right again."
sometimes my boss will over-explain things to me that i already know, and i can't tell if he just has a tendency for that or if i'm experiencing a misogyny moment. the "would i have experienced this pre-transition?" question is seemingly eternal
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
15 years ago, I was the go-to expert and rarely questioned. Within a year of transitioning, I was typically second-guessed, though every goddamn time I was proven right. To this day, I still get "Yeah, we should have listened to you the first time because you were right again."
If two vegans are in an incredibly intense feud, would that be impossible beef?
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
If two vegans are in an incredibly intense feud, would that be impossible beef?
Still the best RP moment I've had:
*elf/tiefling ranger/rogue recovering from a nasty spell in a tavern*
*DM's playlist starts playing The Bards' Song (In The Forest) and I instinctively sing along*
Bard: What are you singing?
Me: A song from home for bad times. *sends bard player lyrics, she joins*
*elf/tiefling ranger/rogue recovering from a nasty spell in a tavern*
*DM's playlist starts playing The Bards' Song (In The Forest) and I instinctively sing along*
Bard: What are you singing?
Me: A song from home for bad times. *sends bard player lyrics, she joins*
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Still the best RP moment I've had:
*elf/tiefling ranger/rogue recovering from a nasty spell in a tavern*
*DM's playlist starts playing The Bards' Song (In The Forest) and I instinctively sing along*
Bard: What are you singing?
Me: A song from home for bad times. *sends bard player lyrics, she joins*
*elf/tiefling ranger/rogue recovering from a nasty spell in a tavern*
*DM's playlist starts playing The Bards' Song (In The Forest) and I instinctively sing along*
Bard: What are you singing?
Me: A song from home for bad times. *sends bard player lyrics, she joins*
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happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
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You don’t become an “expat” because you’re white and have a healthy bank balance~you are an immigrant~you just think it’s different/better because it’s you 🥲 well it’s not; hope that helps!
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
You don’t become an “expat” because you’re white and have a healthy bank balance~you are an immigrant~you just think it’s different/better because it’s you 🥲 well it’s not; hope that helps!
Nothing like showing a table just how good Cloud of Daggers is.
"I cast Cloud of Daggers centered on the boss at 5th level. That's 10d4 slashing damage."
"What's the save?"
"No save."
"Oh, so it's an attack?"
"Nope."
"wut"
*rolls 10d4* "That's my turn."
"Ok, boss's turn."
"Ok, another 10d4."
"I cast Cloud of Daggers centered on the boss at 5th level. That's 10d4 slashing damage."
"What's the save?"
"No save."
"Oh, so it's an attack?"
"Nope."
"wut"
*rolls 10d4* "That's my turn."
"Ok, boss's turn."
"Ok, another 10d4."
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Nothing like showing a table just how good Cloud of Daggers is.
"I cast Cloud of Daggers centered on the boss at 5th level. That's 10d4 slashing damage."
"What's the save?"
"No save."
"Oh, so it's an attack?"
"Nope."
"wut"
*rolls 10d4* "That's my turn."
"Ok, boss's turn."
"Ok, another 10d4."
"I cast Cloud of Daggers centered on the boss at 5th level. That's 10d4 slashing damage."
"What's the save?"
"No save."
"Oh, so it's an attack?"
"Nope."
"wut"
*rolls 10d4* "That's my turn."
"Ok, boss's turn."
"Ok, another 10d4."
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Okay!
I have done uploaded this DANGEROUS and UNAUTHORIZED cut of STAR WARS (1977) to my Vimeo!
Enjoy it while you can!!!!
I have done uploaded this DANGEROUS and UNAUTHORIZED cut of STAR WARS (1977) to my Vimeo!
Enjoy it while you can!!!!
STAR WARS (1977): THE BIGGS CUT
The "grindhouse" original of STAR WARS (1977), with all the deleted scenes involving Luke's BFF Biggs Darklighter added in at their proper places.…
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February 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Okay!
I have done uploaded this DANGEROUS and UNAUTHORIZED cut of STAR WARS (1977) to my Vimeo!
Enjoy it while you can!!!!
I have done uploaded this DANGEROUS and UNAUTHORIZED cut of STAR WARS (1977) to my Vimeo!
Enjoy it while you can!!!!