Kylie Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
She/her
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
That video was clearly AI.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
That video was clearly AI.
Basically becoming a lesbian version of my mom, but better fashion sense and cooking ability.
The goal of transition is not to become your hyperfixation character. It’s to become a version of your mom that might stand to have a better relationship with being a woman
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Basically becoming a lesbian version of my mom, but better fashion sense and cooking ability.
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Queen shit
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Queen shit
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Transitioning later in life isn’t just about identity.
It’s about discovering yourself.
It’s proof that you can rewrite your story at any age, choose yourself fully and light the way for others.
It’s about discovering yourself.
It’s proof that you can rewrite your story at any age, choose yourself fully and light the way for others.
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Transitioning later in life isn’t just about identity.
It’s about discovering yourself.
It’s proof that you can rewrite your story at any age, choose yourself fully and light the way for others.
It’s about discovering yourself.
It’s proof that you can rewrite your story at any age, choose yourself fully and light the way for others.
it me
thicc autistic girl got that infodumpy??
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 AM
it me
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
15 years ago, I was the go-to expert and rarely questioned. Within a year of transitioning, I was typically second-guessed, though every goddamn time I was proven right. To this day, I still get "Yeah, we should have listened to you the first time because you were right again."
sometimes my boss will over-explain things to me that i already know, and i can't tell if he just has a tendency for that or if i'm experiencing a misogyny moment. the "would i have experienced this pre-transition?" question is seemingly eternal
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
15 years ago, I was the go-to expert and rarely questioned. Within a year of transitioning, I was typically second-guessed, though every goddamn time I was proven right. To this day, I still get "Yeah, we should have listened to you the first time because you were right again."
If two vegans are in an incredibly intense feud, would that be impossible beef?
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
If two vegans are in an incredibly intense feud, would that be impossible beef?
Still the best RP moment I've had:
*elf/tiefling ranger/rogue recovering from a nasty spell in a tavern*
*DM's playlist starts playing The Bards' Song (In The Forest) and I instinctively sing along*
Bard: What are you singing?
Me: A song from home for bad times. *sends bard player lyrics, she joins*
*elf/tiefling ranger/rogue recovering from a nasty spell in a tavern*
*DM's playlist starts playing The Bards' Song (In The Forest) and I instinctively sing along*
Bard: What are you singing?
Me: A song from home for bad times. *sends bard player lyrics, she joins*
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Still the best RP moment I've had:
*elf/tiefling ranger/rogue recovering from a nasty spell in a tavern*
*DM's playlist starts playing The Bards' Song (In The Forest) and I instinctively sing along*
Bard: What are you singing?
Me: A song from home for bad times. *sends bard player lyrics, she joins*
*elf/tiefling ranger/rogue recovering from a nasty spell in a tavern*
*DM's playlist starts playing The Bards' Song (In The Forest) and I instinctively sing along*
Bard: What are you singing?
Me: A song from home for bad times. *sends bard player lyrics, she joins*
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happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
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You don’t become an “expat” because you’re white and have a healthy bank balance~you are an immigrant~you just think it’s different/better because it’s you 🥲 well it’s not; hope that helps!
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
You don’t become an “expat” because you’re white and have a healthy bank balance~you are an immigrant~you just think it’s different/better because it’s you 🥲 well it’s not; hope that helps!
Nothing like showing a table just how good Cloud of Daggers is.
"I cast Cloud of Daggers centered on the boss at 5th level. That's 10d4 slashing damage."
"What's the save?"
"No save."
"Oh, so it's an attack?"
"Nope."
"wut"
*rolls 10d4* "That's my turn."
"Ok, boss's turn."
"Ok, another 10d4."
"I cast Cloud of Daggers centered on the boss at 5th level. That's 10d4 slashing damage."
"What's the save?"
"No save."
"Oh, so it's an attack?"
"Nope."
"wut"
*rolls 10d4* "That's my turn."
"Ok, boss's turn."
"Ok, another 10d4."
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Nothing like showing a table just how good Cloud of Daggers is.
"I cast Cloud of Daggers centered on the boss at 5th level. That's 10d4 slashing damage."
"What's the save?"
"No save."
"Oh, so it's an attack?"
"Nope."
"wut"
*rolls 10d4* "That's my turn."
"Ok, boss's turn."
"Ok, another 10d4."
"I cast Cloud of Daggers centered on the boss at 5th level. That's 10d4 slashing damage."
"What's the save?"
"No save."
"Oh, so it's an attack?"
"Nope."
"wut"
*rolls 10d4* "That's my turn."
"Ok, boss's turn."
"Ok, another 10d4."
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Okay!
I have done uploaded this DANGEROUS and UNAUTHORIZED cut of STAR WARS (1977) to my Vimeo!
Enjoy it while you can!!!!
I have done uploaded this DANGEROUS and UNAUTHORIZED cut of STAR WARS (1977) to my Vimeo!
Enjoy it while you can!!!!
STAR WARS (1977): THE BIGGS CUT
The "grindhouse" original of STAR WARS (1977), with all the deleted scenes involving Luke's BFF Biggs Darklighter added in at their proper places.…
vimeo.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Okay!
I have done uploaded this DANGEROUS and UNAUTHORIZED cut of STAR WARS (1977) to my Vimeo!
Enjoy it while you can!!!!
I have done uploaded this DANGEROUS and UNAUTHORIZED cut of STAR WARS (1977) to my Vimeo!
Enjoy it while you can!!!!
DM: You see a chest 100' deep underwater between some rocks and a coral formation.
Party: How are we going to get it?
Me: I'm a sea elf with profiency in thieves tools.
Party: But how are we going to get to it?
Me: Sea elf. Thieves tools. Underwater breathing.
Party: But how can we...
Me: SEA ELF
Party: How are we going to get it?
Me: I'm a sea elf with profiency in thieves tools.
Party: But how are we going to get to it?
Me: Sea elf. Thieves tools. Underwater breathing.
Party: But how can we...
Me: SEA ELF
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 PM
DM: You see a chest 100' deep underwater between some rocks and a coral formation.
Party: How are we going to get it?
Me: I'm a sea elf with profiency in thieves tools.
Party: But how are we going to get to it?
Me: Sea elf. Thieves tools. Underwater breathing.
Party: But how can we...
Me: SEA ELF
Party: How are we going to get it?
Me: I'm a sea elf with profiency in thieves tools.
Party: But how are we going to get to it?
Me: Sea elf. Thieves tools. Underwater breathing.
Party: But how can we...
Me: SEA ELF
High school? Don't have any.
College: Stephen King
College: Stephen King
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:15 AM
High school? Don't have any.
College: Stephen King
College: Stephen King
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Tranarchy 🏳️⚧️🖤🏳️⚧️
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Tranarchy 🏳️⚧️🖤🏳️⚧️
I would go for an interview and the potential boss would say "Mitch, are you willing to cut your hair for the corporation?" I would look around and see all these women with very long hair and that made me very angry. I came up with a compromise. No. But I'll wear lipstick and high heels.
Based Mitch
Based Mitch
Mitch Hedberg Masterclass: 73 Perfect One-Liners Every Comic Should Study
YouTube video by Jerry Corley aka The Joke Doctor
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I would go for an interview and the potential boss would say "Mitch, are you willing to cut your hair for the corporation?" I would look around and see all these women with very long hair and that made me very angry. I came up with a compromise. No. But I'll wear lipstick and high heels.
Based Mitch
Based Mitch
a red-green-yellow-troon-loon-ScotNat-Hamas coalition clownshow vs. underground dojo keyboard cage fighters...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!
Tag yourself, I’m “a red-green-yellow-troon-loon-ScotNat-Hamas coalition clownshow”
You may not like it, but strip out the hyperbole and abuse and it's quite hard to argue with this Cummings asssessment of the public mood
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
a red-green-yellow-troon-loon-ScotNat-Hamas coalition clownshow vs. underground dojo keyboard cage fighters...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!
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want a handwritten luvbug valentine? ❤ comment the name you want on your valentine below and i'll make you a lil luvbuggy card
(check the comments to see what my luvbuggies look like)
(check the comments to see what my luvbuggies look like)
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
want a handwritten luvbug valentine? ❤ comment the name you want on your valentine below and i'll make you a lil luvbuggy card
(check the comments to see what my luvbuggies look like)
(check the comments to see what my luvbuggies look like)
It doesn't matter if he's gay, bi, or straight, this is funny shit :)
This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It doesn't matter if he's gay, bi, or straight, this is funny shit :)
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Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
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Words of wisdom from weird Al!
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Words of wisdom from weird Al!
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!