Kylie Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
She/her
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
Magic: "Paying 3 mana and 3 life to tutor a card is just too much."
Yugioh: "I'll banish half my main and extra decks at random and pay half my LP just to draw a card."
Yugioh: "I'll banish half my main and extra decks at random and pay half my LP just to draw a card."
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Magic: "Paying 3 mana and 3 life to tutor a card is just too much."
Yugioh: "I'll banish half my main and extra decks at random and pay half my LP just to draw a card."
Yugioh: "I'll banish half my main and extra decks at random and pay half my LP just to draw a card."
Magic: "This deck is called Apple Jacks because it's red/green [apples!] knights [jacks!]!"
Yugioh: "This deck is called Apple Jacks because it plays Apple Jack archetype cards."
Yugioh: "This deck is called Apple Jacks because it plays Apple Jack archetype cards."
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Magic: "This deck is called Apple Jacks because it's red/green [apples!] knights [jacks!]!"
Yugioh: "This deck is called Apple Jacks because it plays Apple Jack archetype cards."
Yugioh: "This deck is called Apple Jacks because it plays Apple Jack archetype cards."
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Because it's come up again, here's my Lunalight build for the current format :)
cardcluster
cardcluster.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Because it's come up again, here's my Lunalight build for the current format :)
Saria isn't having any of Benji's shit tonight 😀
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Saria isn't having any of Benji's shit tonight 😀
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Follow me on Moxfield. Mostly Modern, Commander, and Clover bullshit :)
Kylie2112's Moxfield Profile
Kylie2112's profile on Moxfield, a deck building website.
moxfield.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Follow me on Moxfield. Mostly Modern, Commander, and Clover bullshit :)
Pretty much this. Wanting to establish social programs that LITERALLY EVERY OTHER MAJOR NATION HAS HAD FOR DECADES is called being a "moderate."
"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pretty much this. Wanting to establish social programs that LITERALLY EVERY OTHER MAJOR NATION HAS HAD FOR DECADES is called being a "moderate."
"Yup, you're gay."
"But I'm a straight guy! I like women!"
"The bumps don't lie. Give it two years and that'll only be half true."
"But I'm a straight guy! I like women!"
"The bumps don't lie. Give it two years and that'll only be half true."
I’ve abandoned my gaydar, I now only believe in queer phrenology.
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Yup, you're gay."
"But I'm a straight guy! I like women!"
"The bumps don't lie. Give it two years and that'll only be half true."
"But I'm a straight guy! I like women!"
"The bumps don't lie. Give it two years and that'll only be half true."
Explain a film plot badly: two high school students use phone booth to try to pass history class
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Explain a film plot badly: two high school students use phone booth to try to pass history class
"What we have here is failure to communicate!" - Cool Hand Luke
There is no "a" in there.
There is no "a" in there.
Name a movie quote that people almost always quote incorrectly.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"What we have here is failure to communicate!" - Cool Hand Luke
There is no "a" in there.
There is no "a" in there.
Recently won a couple of Modern Mondays and FNM Moderns with this brew. Kinda proud of this concoction!
Bill & Tifa's Excellent Adventure - Modern
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Recently won a couple of Modern Mondays and FNM Moderns with this brew. Kinda proud of this concoction!
Problem 1: I don't know Magic deep enough to make *really* great memes.
Problem 2: there isn't a big enough Yugsky segment to get my really good Yugioh memes, since I have pretty deep knowledge about that game.
Problem 2: there isn't a big enough Yugsky segment to get my really good Yugioh memes, since I have pretty deep knowledge about that game.
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Problem 1: I don't know Magic deep enough to make *really* great memes.
Problem 2: there isn't a big enough Yugsky segment to get my really good Yugioh memes, since I have pretty deep knowledge about that game.
Problem 2: there isn't a big enough Yugsky segment to get my really good Yugioh memes, since I have pretty deep knowledge about that game.
Something I want to see WotC do:
2026: "Here's a full cycle of dual lands that simply tap for mana and come into play untapped, but they're not true dual lands because they're not typed!"
2027: "If a land can tap for colored mana, it is that basic land type, regardless of what is/isn't printed."
2026: "Here's a full cycle of dual lands that simply tap for mana and come into play untapped, but they're not true dual lands because they're not typed!"
2027: "If a land can tap for colored mana, it is that basic land type, regardless of what is/isn't printed."
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Something I want to see WotC do:
2026: "Here's a full cycle of dual lands that simply tap for mana and come into play untapped, but they're not true dual lands because they're not typed!"
2027: "If a land can tap for colored mana, it is that basic land type, regardless of what is/isn't printed."
2026: "Here's a full cycle of dual lands that simply tap for mana and come into play untapped, but they're not true dual lands because they're not typed!"
2027: "If a land can tap for colored mana, it is that basic land type, regardless of what is/isn't printed."
There was a "protect women's sports" guy getting petition signatures at the polling place yesterday.
Do you want to sign a petition to protect women's sports?
Oh, are you going to increase funding to give them access to sports?
No.
Are you going to protect them from creepy genital inspections?
No...
Do you want to sign a petition to protect women's sports?
Oh, are you going to increase funding to give them access to sports?
No.
Are you going to protect them from creepy genital inspections?
No...
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There was a "protect women's sports" guy getting petition signatures at the polling place yesterday.
Do you want to sign a petition to protect women's sports?
Oh, are you going to increase funding to give them access to sports?
No.
Are you going to protect them from creepy genital inspections?
No...
Do you want to sign a petition to protect women's sports?
Oh, are you going to increase funding to give them access to sports?
No.
Are you going to protect them from creepy genital inspections?
No...
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Woke2 is a great meme because it plays on the real, albeit imagined, fears of fascists.
The reality that sits at the center of that misunderstanding is a real knowledge that if the general public gains access to anything beyond apathetic despair about their position; Fascism has no leg to stand on.
The reality that sits at the center of that misunderstanding is a real knowledge that if the general public gains access to anything beyond apathetic despair about their position; Fascism has no leg to stand on.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Woke2 is a great meme because it plays on the real, albeit imagined, fears of fascists.
The reality that sits at the center of that misunderstanding is a real knowledge that if the general public gains access to anything beyond apathetic despair about their position; Fascism has no leg to stand on.
The reality that sits at the center of that misunderstanding is a real knowledge that if the general public gains access to anything beyond apathetic despair about their position; Fascism has no leg to stand on.
American politics for non-Americans:
"Far-right" = (Neo-)Nazis
"Center-right" = polite (Neo-)Nazis
"Centrist" = compromise with/appease (Neo-)Nazis, please
"Center-left" = actually center-right neoliberals
"Far-left" = moderate/left-leaning
"Radical Marxist communist" = center-left social democrat
"Far-right" = (Neo-)Nazis
"Center-right" = polite (Neo-)Nazis
"Centrist" = compromise with/appease (Neo-)Nazis, please
"Center-left" = actually center-right neoliberals
"Far-left" = moderate/left-leaning
"Radical Marxist communist" = center-left social democrat
"Centrists" need to call Mamdani a "radical leftist" so they can say Trump/Farage fascism is just the opposing side of an equally matched "both sides" conflict
But Mamdani is just a middle of the road, European social democrat
And "centrists" - ie centre-right and right - are simply pro-fascism.
But Mamdani is just a middle of the road, European social democrat
And "centrists" - ie centre-right and right - are simply pro-fascism.
BBC Radio 4 this morning joined Trump in describing Zohran Mamdani as a "radical leftist".
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
American politics for non-Americans:
"Far-right" = (Neo-)Nazis
"Center-right" = polite (Neo-)Nazis
"Centrist" = compromise with/appease (Neo-)Nazis, please
"Center-left" = actually center-right neoliberals
"Far-left" = moderate/left-leaning
"Radical Marxist communist" = center-left social democrat
"Far-right" = (Neo-)Nazis
"Center-right" = polite (Neo-)Nazis
"Centrist" = compromise with/appease (Neo-)Nazis, please
"Center-left" = actually center-right neoliberals
"Far-left" = moderate/left-leaning
"Radical Marxist communist" = center-left social democrat
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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