Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.
@catmemesplease.bsky.social
Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
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So cool that Maggie Haberman was lauded as the Trump whisperer while she failed to disclose Jeffrey Epstein having Thanksgiving dinner with Donald Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So cool that Maggie Haberman was lauded as the Trump whisperer while she failed to disclose Jeffrey Epstein having Thanksgiving dinner with Donald Trump.
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So, are we gonna talk about what Maggie Haberman knew?
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So, are we gonna talk about what Maggie Haberman knew?
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New Epstein emails "seem to show Trump understood who Epstein was, how he and Maxwell were acting, and the kinds of crimes they were committing. He was adjacent to, if not involved in, those crimes."
On the pod Nicole Hemmer is brilliant on bigger Epstein-MAGA story:
newrepublic.com/article/2031...
On the pod Nicole Hemmer is brilliant on bigger Epstein-MAGA story:
newrepublic.com/article/2031...
Trump Press Sec’s Epstein Spin Implodes as New Info Rattles Him Deeply
As Karoline Leavitt struggles to explain away Trump’s growing panic over new Jeffrey Epstein revelations, a sharp observer of the right explains why MAGA is cracking up over the scandal—and what to ex...
newrepublic.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
New Epstein emails "seem to show Trump understood who Epstein was, how he and Maxwell were acting, and the kinds of crimes they were committing. He was adjacent to, if not involved in, those crimes."
On the pod Nicole Hemmer is brilliant on bigger Epstein-MAGA story:
newrepublic.com/article/2031...
On the pod Nicole Hemmer is brilliant on bigger Epstein-MAGA story:
newrepublic.com/article/2031...
This is the most “bring Solo and the Wookie to me” picture ever taken of this particular denizen of the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as Washington DC.
At any other point in American history, he would be pulled from office and brought up on criminal charges.
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is the most “bring Solo and the Wookie to me” picture ever taken of this particular denizen of the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as Washington DC.
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Fact-check: true 😕
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Fact-check: true 😕
This is who they are.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is who they are.
These people.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
These people.
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Yes, JV Dance, I remember that too.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yes, JV Dance, I remember that too.
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If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
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“The biased prosecutor cherry-picked the few days when I was robbing banks vs the thousands of days when I did no such thing”
"These emails are cherry-picked."
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“The biased prosecutor cherry-picked the few days when I was robbing banks vs the thousands of days when I did no such thing”
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These are hard words to type, but: Lauren Boebert is right.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
These are hard words to type, but: Lauren Boebert is right.
Trump is days away from haunting local perogie vendors and threatening to sue them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Trump is days away from haunting local perogie vendors and threatening to sue them.
Proudly raising the next Brock Turner. 🙄
Tech brains broken part 1000000000 (this lady is a partner at Andreessen apparently)
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Proudly raising the next Brock Turner. 🙄
That moment when the guy who creams couches is the least disturbing pervert in the administration.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That moment when the guy who creams couches is the least disturbing pervert in the administration.
The Copium is strong with these ones.
In the days after the Democrats swept the off year elections Fox News decided it was the worst possible thing that could happen to the party. (None of these clips are about the shutdown)
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The Copium is strong with these ones.
A fantastic deep cut from @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social
F**K Everything, We're Doing 50 Year Mortgages theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we...
theonion.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A fantastic deep cut from @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social
This would be hilarious in a non-apocalyptic America.
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This would be hilarious in a non-apocalyptic America.
Trump-endorsement-desperate SC gubernatorial candidate and House Lunatic Nancy Mace to remove herself from the Epstein discharge petition on Wednesday at 3:59 pm ET?
🚨BREAKING: At long last, Mike Johnson will swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Wednesday at 4 pm ET.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump-endorsement-desperate SC gubernatorial candidate and House Lunatic Nancy Mace to remove herself from the Epstein discharge petition on Wednesday at 3:59 pm ET?
Nobody knows!
This is the stupidest person ever to be allowed into the Oval Office. “Nobody knows what a magnet is.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Nobody knows!
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It would appear that at some point in the last 6 months Helen Reddy did something that made Nancy Mace very mad.
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It would appear that at some point in the last 6 months Helen Reddy did something that made Nancy Mace very mad.
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Ghislaine is super happy with her new digs, raving about how great it is in her letters to family and friends.
Probably doesn't hurt that she knows she'll get a pardon in the next couple of years. Imagine how bummed she'd be if his cholesterol catches up with him.
www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...
Probably doesn't hurt that she knows she'll get a pardon in the next couple of years. Imagine how bummed she'd be if his cholesterol catches up with him.
www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...
‘This is fantastic!’ Ghislaine Maxwell gushes over special treatment in prison
Convicted sex offender and Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell gushed over her special privileges in prison recently in a series of letters to her family and attorney, NBC News reported Saturd...
www.rawstory.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ghislaine is super happy with her new digs, raving about how great it is in her letters to family and friends.
Probably doesn't hurt that she knows she'll get a pardon in the next couple of years. Imagine how bummed she'd be if his cholesterol catches up with him.
www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...
Probably doesn't hurt that she knows she'll get a pardon in the next couple of years. Imagine how bummed she'd be if his cholesterol catches up with him.
www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...
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$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.