Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.
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Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
Facial recognition folks, do you thing.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Facial recognition folks, do you thing.
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Federal agents reportedly shot and injured two people in east Portland on Thursday afternoon, according to the Portland Police Bureau. washingtonstatestandard.com/2026/01/08/r...
Federal agents shoot two people in Portland, police say • Washington State Standard
Federal agents shot and injured two people in east Portland on Thursday afternoon, according to the Portland Police Bureau.
washingtonstatestandard.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Federal agents reportedly shot and injured two people in east Portland on Thursday afternoon, according to the Portland Police Bureau. washingtonstatestandard.com/2026/01/08/r...
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Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
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This is commonly known as a SLUSH FUND.
??? Apparently Venezuela oil revenues will go into “offshore accounts” outside of the US Treasury, PBS reports.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This is commonly known as a SLUSH FUND.
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Third ICEhole/shooter also positioned himself directly in front of the SUV after walking behind and around the vehicle from the rear passenger side's blind spot. With hostiles 1 & 2 charging her door & occupying her attention, I doubt she even got more than a quick glance at the shooter.
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Third ICEhole/shooter also positioned himself directly in front of the SUV after walking behind and around the vehicle from the rear passenger side's blind spot. With hostiles 1 & 2 charging her door & occupying her attention, I doubt she even got more than a quick glance at the shooter.
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Third. But the third ICEhole DID do that. In fact, he positioned himself so he COULD do it. Not get run over but still be close enough to make the claim, firing upon the vehicle and driver as she pulled away.
Every angle shows the same thing. He's close, right at the edge/side of the vehicle.
Every angle shows the same thing. He's close, right at the edge/side of the vehicle.
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Third. But the third ICEhole DID do that. In fact, he positioned himself so he COULD do it. Not get run over but still be close enough to make the claim, firing upon the vehicle and driver as she pulled away.
Every angle shows the same thing. He's close, right at the edge/side of the vehicle.
Every angle shows the same thing. He's close, right at the edge/side of the vehicle.
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"The reasonableness of a LEO’s use of force must be judged “from the perspective of a reasonable officer on the scene,
rather than with the 20/20 vision of hindsight.”
NO reasonable LEO would think a driver pulling away after being TOLD to move would jump to "OMG use lethal force!"
rather than with the 20/20 vision of hindsight.”
NO reasonable LEO would think a driver pulling away after being TOLD to move would jump to "OMG use lethal force!"
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"The reasonableness of a LEO’s use of force must be judged “from the perspective of a reasonable officer on the scene,
rather than with the 20/20 vision of hindsight.”
NO reasonable LEO would think a driver pulling away after being TOLD to move would jump to "OMG use lethal force!"
rather than with the 20/20 vision of hindsight.”
NO reasonable LEO would think a driver pulling away after being TOLD to move would jump to "OMG use lethal force!"
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Second. I'll highlight the applicable portions of the policy as I go along.
As the two ICEholes are giving conflicting orders, the third ICEhole that shot her moves in front of her vehicle, standing at the front drivers corner just so he CAN get out of way if needed but still claim she hit him.
As the two ICEholes are giving conflicting orders, the third ICEhole that shot her moves in front of her vehicle, standing at the front drivers corner just so he CAN get out of way if needed but still claim she hit him.
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Second. I'll highlight the applicable portions of the policy as I go along.
As the two ICEholes are giving conflicting orders, the third ICEhole that shot her moves in front of her vehicle, standing at the front drivers corner just so he CAN get out of way if needed but still claim she hit him.
As the two ICEholes are giving conflicting orders, the third ICEhole that shot her moves in front of her vehicle, standing at the front drivers corner just so he CAN get out of way if needed but still claim she hit him.
Johnathan Ross: murderer.
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Johnathan Ross: murderer.
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BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.
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Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
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Meanwhile near where they killed Renee Good ICE was terrorizing a high school — and now Minneapolis has canceled school for the week.
None of this is about safety. A lawless regime with no guardrails.
None of this is about safety. A lawless regime with no guardrails.
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Meanwhile near where they killed Renee Good ICE was terrorizing a high school — and now Minneapolis has canceled school for the week.
None of this is about safety. A lawless regime with no guardrails.
None of this is about safety. A lawless regime with no guardrails.
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
Jesse Watters is a sexual predator and a vile human being.
Donald Trump has shit in his Depends and leaves behind a wife he met through a child sex trafficker and children from two previous marriages.
Donald Trump has shit in his Depends and leaves behind a wife he met through a child sex trafficker and children from two previous marriages.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Jesse Watters is a sexual predator and a vile human being.
Donald Trump has shit in his Depends and leaves behind a wife he met through a child sex trafficker and children from two previous marriages.
Donald Trump has shit in his Depends and leaves behind a wife he met through a child sex trafficker and children from two previous marriages.
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Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way - is this what the $800b went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She deserves to be removed from her job, & if not impeached."
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way - is this what the $800b went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She deserves to be removed from her job, & if not impeached."
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“'The guy, I’m telling him like, "Please step off the school grounds," and this dude comes up and bumps into me and then tells me that I pushed him, and he knocked me down,' an official at Roosevelt High School said. 'They don’t care. They’re just animals. I’ve never seen people behave like this.'"
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 PM
“'The guy, I’m telling him like, "Please step off the school grounds," and this dude comes up and bumps into me and then tells me that I pushed him, and he knocked me down,' an official at Roosevelt High School said. 'They don’t care. They’re just animals. I’ve never seen people behave like this.'"
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“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
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🚨 The White House is now actively covering up a murder.
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
🚨 The White House is now actively covering up a murder.
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Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open
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These @iampoliticsgirl.bsky.social faces are all of us
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
These @iampoliticsgirl.bsky.social faces are all of us
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Another “breaking news” moment where media takes the gov word as “official” when a) video evidence shows exactly what happened and b) the gov lies every time it opens its mouth.
With all the good and important Big Media can and does do, its willingness to cling to “objectivity” is killing us.
With all the good and important Big Media can and does do, its willingness to cling to “objectivity” is killing us.
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Another “breaking news” moment where media takes the gov word as “official” when a) video evidence shows exactly what happened and b) the gov lies every time it opens its mouth.
With all the good and important Big Media can and does do, its willingness to cling to “objectivity” is killing us.
With all the good and important Big Media can and does do, its willingness to cling to “objectivity” is killing us.