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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.
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Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
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conservatives basically want to implement the caricature of affirmative action for conservative students. acceptance without meeting qualifications, good grades and degrees without having to do the work.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The White House has created a media bias “offenders” data bank that lists 70 American journalists by name including @MarcACaputo & @ScarboroughNow and entire news agencies like CNN

Also Whoopie🤣#IDidNaziThisComing
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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If You're Cold, They're Cold: Never Let Them in Without a Warrant
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Don’t say “thank you Mr. President”.

Ask him how often he shits himself.
This could be the cold open for the next SNL. 🤦🏽‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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GEORGIA: Rodney Taylor, a double amputee barber here his whole life was 2 days away from getting new legs when Trump’s ICE goons grabbed him. He has been held almost a year, facing deportation to Liberia.

What are we doing?
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Money…

How much he charged for 🇭🇳 former president pardon?

It’s not about drugs.
It’s all about the money.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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"'History’s eyes are on the Supreme Court,' she said.

'This court will have to decide, is it going to be the court that puts an end to American democracy as we know it'..."

www.politico.com/news/magazin...
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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In case you were wondering how stupid and evil you’d have to be to marry Stephen Miller, just watch this
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”

@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Or the laws of armed conflict. Or the Geneva conventions. You cannot kill people who have been rendered hors de combat in a military action.
Decent answer, but this is why CNN needs experts on the law of the sea on, instead of the usual political commentators. They could easily explain why this violates maritime rules.
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”

@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Woah!

Did you know we have a Congress?
The House and Senate are both investigating Pete’s war crimes
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Supporters of Rep. James Comer doubt an attempt to prove he can tie his own shoes will satisfy the public.
EXCLUSIVE: Rep. James Comer doubts his Epstein probe will satisfy the public.

The House Oversight chair fears "so many conspiracy theories" will haunt any findings he ultimately releases.
‘Nobody will ever believe it’: James Comer airs doubts about his own Epstein investigation
The House Oversight chair fears "so many conspiracy theories" will haunt any findings he ultimately releases.
www.politico.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Dammit!

Nevermore The Snack That Smiles Back ™.
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Remember, your Thanksgiving turkey isn’t done until it looks like RFK Jr.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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😡😡
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Of course the Trump administration approved this.. Of course they will blame Biden.. what matters is that people hear the truth. #Trumpliesagain #DCShooting
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Trump's press secretary Karoline Leavitt now has a personal connection to the ICE raids. Her nephew's mother has been detained.

www.thedailybeast.com/karoline-lea...
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025)

You will not be mourned.
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Trump is locked IN
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The GOP Congresswoman for Vladivostok has spoken up.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM