Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.
@catmemesplease.bsky.social
Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
Does Judge Oldham suckle JD Vance’s leaky teat?
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Does Judge Oldham suckle JD Vance’s leaky teat?
Trump: everybody be afraid of the Mayor-Elect of New York City, because he’s a Muslim and all Muslims are scary bad guys.
Also Trump: don’t be rude to my wonderful friend and guest, Mohammed bin Bonesawin’.
Also Trump: don’t be rude to my wonderful friend and guest, Mohammed bin Bonesawin’.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trump: everybody be afraid of the Mayor-Elect of New York City, because he’s a Muslim and all Muslims are scary bad guys.
Also Trump: don’t be rude to my wonderful friend and guest, Mohammed bin Bonesawin’.
Also Trump: don’t be rude to my wonderful friend and guest, Mohammed bin Bonesawin’.
Congrats to Congressman Higgins (R - Pedophilia) for having the bravery to out himself.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Congrats to Congressman Higgins (R - Pedophilia) for having the bravery to out himself.
Occam’s Razor suggests a reason for his vote…
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Occam’s Razor suggests a reason for his vote…
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I only have one question:
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I only have one question:
The President says he will support releasing the Epstein files.
The Senate just passed the House’s Epstein bill by unanimous consent.
The discharge petition succeeded by a 427-1 vote in the House.
That’s right. Only one person in government opposes this.
Why?
Is GOP Rep Clay Higgins a pedo?
The Senate just passed the House’s Epstein bill by unanimous consent.
The discharge petition succeeded by a 427-1 vote in the House.
That’s right. Only one person in government opposes this.
Why?
Is GOP Rep Clay Higgins a pedo?
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The President says he will support releasing the Epstein files.
The Senate just passed the House’s Epstein bill by unanimous consent.
The discharge petition succeeded by a 427-1 vote in the House.
That’s right. Only one person in government opposes this.
Why?
Is GOP Rep Clay Higgins a pedo?
The Senate just passed the House’s Epstein bill by unanimous consent.
The discharge petition succeeded by a 427-1 vote in the House.
That’s right. Only one person in government opposes this.
Why?
Is GOP Rep Clay Higgins a pedo?
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Alvin and the Attention Seekers.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Alvin and the Attention Seekers.
“tUeSdAy’s ReSuLtS dO nOt MaTtEr BeCaUsE tHe OnLy ElEcTiOnS wErE iN cOmMuNiSt CoNtRoLlEd TrAnSeXuAl HeLlHoLeS”.
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“tUeSdAy’s ReSuLtS dO nOt MaTtEr BeCaUsE tHe OnLy ElEcTiOnS wErE iN cOmMuNiSt CoNtRoLlEd TrAnSeXuAl HeLlHoLeS”.
Not On My Watch.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Not On My Watch.
If only we still had that $40b we used to prop up Argentina last month…
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If only we still had that $40b we used to prop up Argentina last month…
Her late twins… RIP.
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Her late twins… RIP.
There is no single image that is a perfect metaphor for the state of the United States right now.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
There is no single image that is a perfect metaphor for the state of the United States right now.
Kaitlin’s shitting herself again.
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Kaitlin’s shitting herself again.
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This release feels like a kick in the proverbials.
Not only does it look awful, but in the recent DWM there is now some invented story about how one of the RT bought the Zygons sound rushes to help them remake the lost scene.
I in fact shared them w/MArk from my personal collection years ago.
Not only does it look awful, but in the recent DWM there is now some invented story about how one of the RT bought the Zygons sound rushes to help them remake the lost scene.
I in fact shared them w/MArk from my personal collection years ago.
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This release feels like a kick in the proverbials.
Not only does it look awful, but in the recent DWM there is now some invented story about how one of the RT bought the Zygons sound rushes to help them remake the lost scene.
I in fact shared them w/MArk from my personal collection years ago.
Not only does it look awful, but in the recent DWM there is now some invented story about how one of the RT bought the Zygons sound rushes to help them remake the lost scene.
I in fact shared them w/MArk from my personal collection years ago.
The Kryptonian flag would give ‘conservatives’ a second reason to hate America’s most beloved undocumented worker.
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Kryptonian flag would give ‘conservatives’ a second reason to hate America’s most beloved undocumented worker.
He got his muzzle disciple training from Sgt. Gravy Juggs, Texas National Guard.
October 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He got his muzzle disciple training from Sgt. Gravy Juggs, Texas National Guard.
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Apparently, Trump’s new federal religious freedom policy is “the only good priest is a shot at priest”.
Pedo mega-church pastors? 👍
Publicly praying priests? 👎
How *dare* anyone mention it a whole *month* after it happened.
Can’t we all just agree to live and let feds shoot men of the cloth?
Pedo mega-church pastors? 👍
Publicly praying priests? 👎
How *dare* anyone mention it a whole *month* after it happened.
Can’t we all just agree to live and let feds shoot men of the cloth?
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Apparently, Trump’s new federal religious freedom policy is “the only good priest is a shot at priest”.
Pedo mega-church pastors? 👍
Publicly praying priests? 👎
How *dare* anyone mention it a whole *month* after it happened.
Can’t we all just agree to live and let feds shoot men of the cloth?
Pedo mega-church pastors? 👍
Publicly praying priests? 👎
How *dare* anyone mention it a whole *month* after it happened.
Can’t we all just agree to live and let feds shoot men of the cloth?
This piece doesn’t begin to balance out the pathetic screed Caitlin Flanagan wrote a couple of days ago - one worthy of Pam Bondi, “K$H”, or Stephen Miller - which only a fair amount down related this perhaps mildly relevant information.
Do you have any journalistic or conflict standards anymore?
Do you have any journalistic or conflict standards anymore?
October 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This piece doesn’t begin to balance out the pathetic screed Caitlin Flanagan wrote a couple of days ago - one worthy of Pam Bondi, “K$H”, or Stephen Miller - which only a fair amount down related this perhaps mildly relevant information.
Do you have any journalistic or conflict standards anymore?
Do you have any journalistic or conflict standards anymore?
The desperate, pathetic attempts to make her anything other than just another intellectually vapid “look at me” grifter are something else.
There is a comical screed in The Atlantic which only gives the game away around halfway through when… to no one’s surprise… who needs journalistic standards?
There is a comical screed in The Atlantic which only gives the game away around halfway through when… to no one’s surprise… who needs journalistic standards?
October 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The desperate, pathetic attempts to make her anything other than just another intellectually vapid “look at me” grifter are something else.
There is a comical screed in The Atlantic which only gives the game away around halfway through when… to no one’s surprise… who needs journalistic standards?
There is a comical screed in The Atlantic which only gives the game away around halfway through when… to no one’s surprise… who needs journalistic standards?
There is a ridiculous screed in The Atlantic today railing at all manner of imaginary unfair critics of Bari Weiss. It’s a genuinely unhinged piece. You have to scroll pretty far to understand either the point of the piece or its bizarre take. You’d think the editors would know better.
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
There is a ridiculous screed in The Atlantic today railing at all manner of imaginary unfair critics of Bari Weiss. It’s a genuinely unhinged piece. You have to scroll pretty far to understand either the point of the piece or its bizarre take. You’d think the editors would know better.