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new year new ë̈m̈ 🏳️‍⚧️🐍❄️
@emmeline.bsky.social
GenX US midwestern AuDHD trans lesbian Python dev in Quantum Computing. Lefty nonevangelical ✝︎

Just trying to get by, skating on good vibes. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

If you know me in real life, please don’t out me.

Signal: @QuantumDev.01

ChatGPT ward: Jonathan Zittrain
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Introduction 🧵

I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.

I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.

I take too much at face value.
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Me when I catch my silhouette from the street light and the overwhelming euphoria of my projection

And then the soul crushing reality that follows and I'm really just the woman from toon town in who framed Roger rabbits stunt double
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
i’ve never seen somebody with two parts in their hair
Guests at Trump’s West Palm Beach golf club
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
🎶
estradiol
for my soul

before i sputter out
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
“I’m not, like, mentally excoriating him for it or anything. He seems like a good egg, and we all make mistakes”
“Shoulda let me buy the first round!”
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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there's a setting so that you can't forget alt text
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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NO WAR. FULL STOP.

Trump has already launched an unconstitutional war for oil. We’re organizing now.

Join us TODAY for a protest sign–making party at campaign HQ as we prepare for the larger Emergency Day of Action downtown opposing war on Venezuela.

🕝 2:30–3:30 PM
📍 7016 N Clark St, Rogers Park
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Trans people have been telling cis people this since last January.
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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artist credit: organicclownfarm on Tumblr.
website: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1732...
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
ya girl got purple tips
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Anyone with non US citizenship into busty, mean, monolingual women?
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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USA is a shite country
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i went to Torrid today, and i was getting ready to check out, and I really need to use the bathroom

I asked her if there was a bathroom I could use, or if I had to go out back into the mall, and she said “the closest one is at Scheels*”

then, after a beat, she quietly said “actually, follow me”
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
lego warehouse
if you could have one absolutely ridiculous thing in your house, money is no issue, what would you add?
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 AM
i’m going to distract the guards by standing off to the side of the lobby and playing the harmonica with enthusiasm
We're doing a bank heist. Quote skeet with your job in the heist
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
GOOD

the fuck is wrong with you, CNN?

this moderate candidate (Cuomo) lost the popular vote. why would Mamdani adopt unpopular positions that he already doesn’t agree with?

these centrist assholes always think that what they want is ultimately the most important thing

you suck, and your guy lost
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
"If there was any hope New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani would inch towards the middle or appeal to moderate Democrats as he launched his administration, it vanished in the bitter January air that ushered in the start of his term," writes Gloria Pazmino. | Analysis
Mayor Zohran Mamdani doubles down in an unapologetically progressive inauguration | CNN
If there was any hope New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani would inch towards the middle or appeal to moderate Democrats as he launched his administration, it vanished in the bitter January air that ush...
www.cnn.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
it took a while for it to filter through, but i have sold off all tesla stock and have a stop order preventing them from buying me any more
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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I am begging you to be inclusive. Also, don't be cutesy. Describe the image. Google Lens will generally allow you to copy and paste any text from an image.
Make 2026 the year most of y’all start using alt text.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
tried to learn how to do a Blue traveler thing on the harmonica, accidentally ended up learning how to play the Mentos jingle
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
reposted with alt text, and honestly, I feel like the Johns should know better.
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
*twin peaks theme*
Today's alt #BirdOfTheDay theme is #sparrows, so here's a Eurasian tree sparrow.

#birds #photography
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
hoppy new year to all the bunny girls out there (unless that’s offensive, in which case, omg, i’m so sorry)
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
i don’t do resolutions

a goblin can’t change her nature, and aspirations just lead to disappointment
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
happy 0x07EA to all my fellow nerds
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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merry near year

my resolutions as always
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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I have a room until the 2nd, trying to arrange another four nights after that (still the cheapest option), that’s about $200 I don’t have plus another $50 for deposit (I won’t get the previous back the same day).

I know everyone is poor but please can anyone help me? 💕💸💸💕 #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
Please can you help me stay sheltered and fed beyond the next couple nights as I recover from pneumonia
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕

#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM