the ë̈m̈probable girl 🏳️⚧️🐍❄️
@emmeline.bsky.social
leftist
nonevangelical ✝︎
xellenial AuDHD trans lesbian
quantum computing-adjacent python dev
sadder, not wiser
soft goblin
midwest US
minors DNI 🔞
just trying to get by, skating on good vibes 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
signal: @QuantumDev.01
LLM ward: Jonathan Zittrain
nonevangelical ✝︎
xellenial AuDHD trans lesbian
quantum computing-adjacent python dev
sadder, not wiser
soft goblin
midwest US
minors DNI 🔞
just trying to get by, skating on good vibes 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
signal: @QuantumDev.01
LLM ward: Jonathan Zittrain
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Introduction 🧵
I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.
I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.
I take too much at face value.
I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.
I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.
I take too much at face value.
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A Waffle House just closed. Time to be worried
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 PM
A Waffle House just closed. Time to be worried
i played board games with a group of friends i’ve known for years, and old habits die hard
everyone was friendly, and said i was absolutely welcome, and then spent the entire day using my deadname and masculine pronouns
i found some “my name is _____, my pronouns are _____” stickers for next time
everyone was friendly, and said i was absolutely welcome, and then spent the entire day using my deadname and masculine pronouns
i found some “my name is _____, my pronouns are _____” stickers for next time
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 AM
i played board games with a group of friends i’ve known for years, and old habits die hard
everyone was friendly, and said i was absolutely welcome, and then spent the entire day using my deadname and masculine pronouns
i found some “my name is _____, my pronouns are _____” stickers for next time
everyone was friendly, and said i was absolutely welcome, and then spent the entire day using my deadname and masculine pronouns
i found some “my name is _____, my pronouns are _____” stickers for next time
progesterone
what are people stress eating?
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 AM
progesterone
i know exactly what changed:
this time, ICE killed a straight white man
if only they had stuck to killing women or queer people or people of color, there would’ve been nothing that Schumer could do but wring his hands and say he’s so disappointed, he almost doesn’t want to financially reward them
this time, ICE killed a straight white man
if only they had stuck to killing women or queer people or people of color, there would’ve been nothing that Schumer could do but wring his hands and say he’s so disappointed, he almost doesn’t want to financially reward them
It's so weird. I have been told over and over again that it was ridiculous & irresponsible to suggest that dems use their power as an opposition to shutdown the government again. What changed? I'm confused, because it's the same funding, the same tactics, and the same administration. What changed?
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 AM
i know exactly what changed:
this time, ICE killed a straight white man
if only they had stuck to killing women or queer people or people of color, there would’ve been nothing that Schumer could do but wring his hands and say he’s so disappointed, he almost doesn’t want to financially reward them
this time, ICE killed a straight white man
if only they had stuck to killing women or queer people or people of color, there would’ve been nothing that Schumer could do but wring his hands and say he’s so disappointed, he almost doesn’t want to financially reward them
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his face is still too big but i did my best
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 PM
his face is still too big but i did my best
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The guy who murdered Renee Good was a twenty year vet and a trainer himself. Did he just need a few more hours in the classroom?
The shithead who killed Philando Castille was on the force for four years, did he simply need another 5 to know not to fucking shoot a man who isn't fighting him?
The shithead who killed Philando Castille was on the force for four years, did he simply need another 5 to know not to fucking shoot a man who isn't fighting him?
January 24, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The guy who murdered Renee Good was a twenty year vet and a trainer himself. Did he just need a few more hours in the classroom?
The shithead who killed Philando Castille was on the force for four years, did he simply need another 5 to know not to fucking shoot a man who isn't fighting him?
The shithead who killed Philando Castille was on the force for four years, did he simply need another 5 to know not to fucking shoot a man who isn't fighting him?
if you were to try out the game The Return of the Obra Dinn (and I DO recommend it), do so at a point where you have A LOT of free time, or else you will be up until 3 in the morning, like i was
Return of the Obra Dinn - Available Now
YouTube video by Lucas Pope
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January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
if you were to try out the game The Return of the Obra Dinn (and I DO recommend it), do so at a point where you have A LOT of free time, or else you will be up until 3 in the morning, like i was
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Tomorrow, the Democratic Party of Evanston members will vote to endorse candidates.
Unfortunately, the DPOE misrepresented us on the ballot, didn’t tell us, and still has not issued a formal correction.
So we’re doing it ourselves:
Unfortunately, the DPOE misrepresented us on the ballot, didn’t tell us, and still has not issued a formal correction.
So we’re doing it ourselves:
January 24, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Tomorrow, the Democratic Party of Evanston members will vote to endorse candidates.
Unfortunately, the DPOE misrepresented us on the ballot, didn’t tell us, and still has not issued a formal correction.
So we’re doing it ourselves:
Unfortunately, the DPOE misrepresented us on the ballot, didn’t tell us, and still has not issued a formal correction.
So we’re doing it ourselves:
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yer bleatin for a beatin
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
yer bleatin for a beatin
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I'm gonna say this once and then I don’t want any more questions about it. This guy‘s job is tubes.
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I'm gonna say this once and then I don’t want any more questions about it. This guy‘s job is tubes.
*mark zuckerberg, looking very nervous, on the Laugh-In set*
i’m your… zuckleberry?
i’m your… zuckleberry?
*horrible low effort comedy central animated show voice*
I'm your brickleberry
I'm your brickleberry
*goofy voice*
i’m your hyuckleberry
i’m your hyuckleberry
January 23, 2026 at 5:38 PM
*mark zuckerberg, looking very nervous, on the Laugh-In set*
i’m your… zuckleberry?
i’m your… zuckleberry?
*goofy voice*
i’m your hyuckleberry
i’m your hyuckleberry
*trans girl adjusting underwear voice*
I'm your tuckleberry
I'm your tuckleberry
*sad, dejected doc holiday voice*
i’m your cuckleberry
i’m your cuckleberry
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
*goofy voice*
i’m your hyuckleberry
i’m your hyuckleberry
*sad, dejected doc holiday voice*
i’m your cuckleberry
i’m your cuckleberry
January 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
*sad, dejected doc holiday voice*
i’m your cuckleberry
i’m your cuckleberry
If he had been born in Spain, they would’ve been villanueva’s three laws
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 PM
If he had been born in Spain, they would’ve been villanueva’s three laws
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Stop casting Jared Leto in things
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Stop casting Jared Leto in things
i’m not a legal scholar, but i am assuming that this establishes the legal precedent that others are allowed to do the same thing (but only to Greg Bovino)?
#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
January 23, 2026 at 12:17 PM
i’m not a legal scholar, but i am assuming that this establishes the legal precedent that others are allowed to do the same thing (but only to Greg Bovino)?
i feel like i missed my milf window, and will have to settle for being a gmilf
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 AM
i feel like i missed my milf window, and will have to settle for being a gmilf
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![User’s mood in Sims notifications:
“Woman:
I don't want to look for a job right now. I am too depressed.
[OK]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:co5a6hz2j6p5flyejvkc4aaf/bafkreid5msrywvomnpsixge6d5ocs7j34exc2ku5q274t76537jm3nruuy@jpeg)
if I had a trans partner who was into musical theater, we could be t4t for Tea For Two
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 AM
if I had a trans partner who was into musical theater, we could be t4t for Tea For Two
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I can't wait to play* the new Fable!
*Murder Richard Ayoade for being a transphobe*
*Murder Richard Ayoade for being a transphobe*
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I can't wait to play* the new Fable!
*Murder Richard Ayoade for being a transphobe*
*Murder Richard Ayoade for being a transphobe*
i wish somebody could find a way to amplify Nadella‘s cognition
watching all the tech grifters whine about how no one wants their garbage is so joyous- it’s making me excited to continue not using AI
i want these smug motherfuckers to lose, and to lose BIG
rip it all out, and shut it all down
watching all the tech grifters whine about how no one wants their garbage is so joyous- it’s making me excited to continue not using AI
i want these smug motherfuckers to lose, and to lose BIG
rip it all out, and shut it all down
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
i wish somebody could find a way to amplify Nadella‘s cognition
watching all the tech grifters whine about how no one wants their garbage is so joyous- it’s making me excited to continue not using AI
i want these smug motherfuckers to lose, and to lose BIG
rip it all out, and shut it all down
watching all the tech grifters whine about how no one wants their garbage is so joyous- it’s making me excited to continue not using AI
i want these smug motherfuckers to lose, and to lose BIG
rip it all out, and shut it all down
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The Search for Spock with Big Naturals
Batman Returns with Big Naturals
The Pagemaster with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The Search for Spock with Big Naturals
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Kill Bill with Big Naturals
Let The Girls Play with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Kill Bill with Big Naturals
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford with Big Naturals
Batman Returns with Big Naturals
The Pagemaster with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford with Big Naturals
Let The Girls Play with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Let The Girls Play with Big Naturals