the hë̈m̈o-goblin 🏳️⚧️🐍
@emmeline.bsky.social
GenX US midwestern AuDHD trans lesbian Python dev in Quantum Computing. Lefty nonevangelical ✝︎
Just trying to get by, skating on good vibes. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
If you know me in real life, please don’t out me.
Signal: @QuantumDev.01
ChatGPT ward: Jonathan Zittrain
Just trying to get by, skating on good vibes. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
If you know me in real life, please don’t out me.
Signal: @QuantumDev.01
ChatGPT ward: Jonathan Zittrain
Pinned
Introduction 🧵
I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.
I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.
I take too much at face value.
I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.
I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.
I take too much at face value.
i mourn for the trans friends that we lost, but i also want to celebrate and lift up all of us who are still here
trans ladies: you’re a good girl and I love you
trans guys: hell, yeah, dude. giving you a high five as we pass each other
non-binary folks: you’re valid and cherished just as you are
trans ladies: you’re a good girl and I love you
trans guys: hell, yeah, dude. giving you a high five as we pass each other
non-binary folks: you’re valid and cherished just as you are
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i mourn for the trans friends that we lost, but i also want to celebrate and lift up all of us who are still here
trans ladies: you’re a good girl and I love you
trans guys: hell, yeah, dude. giving you a high five as we pass each other
non-binary folks: you’re valid and cherished just as you are
trans ladies: you’re a good girl and I love you
trans guys: hell, yeah, dude. giving you a high five as we pass each other
non-binary folks: you’re valid and cherished just as you are
well, i think i remembered wrong
there was a website that did sizing, but then even if it was weird, gave you links to brands/models that matched that size
i though it was ABTF, but i put in my measurements, and it was like “lol, start with 40 C/D and just try on a bunch of bras”
there was a website that did sizing, but then even if it was weird, gave you links to brands/models that matched that size
i though it was ABTF, but i put in my measurements, and it was like “lol, start with 40 C/D and just try on a bunch of bras”
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
well, i think i remembered wrong
there was a website that did sizing, but then even if it was weird, gave you links to brands/models that matched that size
i though it was ABTF, but i put in my measurements, and it was like “lol, start with 40 C/D and just try on a bunch of bras”
there was a website that did sizing, but then even if it was weird, gave you links to brands/models that matched that size
i though it was ABTF, but i put in my measurements, and it was like “lol, start with 40 C/D and just try on a bunch of bras”
has pepper jam always existed? this nonsense is amazing, and I’m mad that I’m only just discovering it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
has pepper jam always existed? this nonsense is amazing, and I’m mad that I’m only just discovering it.
FUCK. it’s TDOR, not TDOV
OK, full disclosure: this didn’t last for long. She and I ended up having lunch together today, and my outfit-to-body proportions made it look like I was playing dress up and someone else’s clothes, so I switched to a sweater and overalls.
I did wear this pin, though.
OK, full disclosure: this didn’t last for long. She and I ended up having lunch together today, and my outfit-to-body proportions made it look like I was playing dress up and someone else’s clothes, so I switched to a sweater and overalls.
I did wear this pin, though.
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
FUCK. it’s TDOR, not TDOV
OK, full disclosure: this didn’t last for long. She and I ended up having lunch together today, and my outfit-to-body proportions made it look like I was playing dress up and someone else’s clothes, so I switched to a sweater and overalls.
I did wear this pin, though.
OK, full disclosure: this didn’t last for long. She and I ended up having lunch together today, and my outfit-to-body proportions made it look like I was playing dress up and someone else’s clothes, so I switched to a sweater and overalls.
I did wear this pin, though.
electric razors are one of the best ADHD accommodations out there
if i can’t shave while i’m driving to lunch, you’re eating with a lady with a she/her pin and two days’ stubble
if i can’t shave while i’m driving to lunch, you’re eating with a lady with a she/her pin and two days’ stubble
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
electric razors are one of the best ADHD accommodations out there
if i can’t shave while i’m driving to lunch, you’re eating with a lady with a she/her pin and two days’ stubble
if i can’t shave while i’m driving to lunch, you’re eating with a lady with a she/her pin and two days’ stubble
hit a WEIRD point in satisfactory last night.
no spoilers, but I finally managed to make a start on one of the research trees in particular.
no spoilers, but I finally managed to make a start on one of the research trees in particular.
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
hit a WEIRD point in satisfactory last night.
no spoilers, but I finally managed to make a start on one of the research trees in particular.
no spoilers, but I finally managed to make a start on one of the research trees in particular.
I don’t like dress shoes, so i usually finish off my all-black outfit with baby blue Chuck Taylors
can i get a read of how uncool that makes me look? (0 being lou reed, 10 being musk)
can i get a read of how uncool that makes me look? (0 being lou reed, 10 being musk)
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I don’t like dress shoes, so i usually finish off my all-black outfit with baby blue Chuck Taylors
can i get a read of how uncool that makes me look? (0 being lou reed, 10 being musk)
can i get a read of how uncool that makes me look? (0 being lou reed, 10 being musk)
you make up nonsense words, and she doesn’t?
problematic blage gap
problematic blage gap
You're a vegan and she's a carnivore?
Problematic phage gap.
Problematic phage gap.
Your herb garden has unexpected spaces in it?
Problematic sage gap
Problematic sage gap
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
you make up nonsense words, and she doesn’t?
problematic blage gap
problematic blage gap
happy TDOV
i’m celebrating by wearing a dress to work
(my desk 20 feet away, where i work by myself and am off camera all day)
no one will see it, but it’s a lovely one that @editrixbecks.bsky.social gave me
i’m celebrating by wearing a dress to work
(my desk 20 feet away, where i work by myself and am off camera all day)
no one will see it, but it’s a lovely one that @editrixbecks.bsky.social gave me
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
happy TDOV
i’m celebrating by wearing a dress to work
(my desk 20 feet away, where i work by myself and am off camera all day)
no one will see it, but it’s a lovely one that @editrixbecks.bsky.social gave me
i’m celebrating by wearing a dress to work
(my desk 20 feet away, where i work by myself and am off camera all day)
no one will see it, but it’s a lovely one that @editrixbecks.bsky.social gave me
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Fun behind-the-scenes tidbit!
I use a Stream Deck to switch layouts when we’re on stream. But to make it even better, our incredible Producer Asha (@ashadotb.bsky.social) changed the buttons so they have little Heaters. 🥹🐈
It makes me smile any time I’m at my computer. :-)
I use a Stream Deck to switch layouts when we’re on stream. But to make it even better, our incredible Producer Asha (@ashadotb.bsky.social) changed the buttons so they have little Heaters. 🥹🐈
It makes me smile any time I’m at my computer. :-)
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Fun behind-the-scenes tidbit!
I use a Stream Deck to switch layouts when we’re on stream. But to make it even better, our incredible Producer Asha (@ashadotb.bsky.social) changed the buttons so they have little Heaters. 🥹🐈
It makes me smile any time I’m at my computer. :-)
I use a Stream Deck to switch layouts when we’re on stream. But to make it even better, our incredible Producer Asha (@ashadotb.bsky.social) changed the buttons so they have little Heaters. 🥹🐈
It makes me smile any time I’m at my computer. :-)
quick reminder that the jews were not the only marginalized group targeted by the nazis
does she think gay people, trans people, and the romani should also be allowed to do a genocide?
does she think gay people, trans people, and the romani should also be allowed to do a genocide?
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."
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November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
quick reminder that the jews were not the only marginalized group targeted by the nazis
does she think gay people, trans people, and the romani should also be allowed to do a genocide?
does she think gay people, trans people, and the romani should also be allowed to do a genocide?
🎵
when i was just
a little
girl
i asked my mother
how does “kiss” start?
and who is that artist
who paints with dots
please tell me his name twice
🎶
when i was just
a little
girl
i asked my mother
how does “kiss” start?
and who is that artist
who paints with dots
please tell me his name twice
🎶
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
🎵
when i was just
a little
girl
i asked my mother
how does “kiss” start?
and who is that artist
who paints with dots
please tell me his name twice
🎶
when i was just
a little
girl
i asked my mother
how does “kiss” start?
and who is that artist
who paints with dots
please tell me his name twice
🎶
cankles still there, nurse was not overly concerned
tonight, i’m sleeping with my legs elevated and wearing compression stockings
i feel approximately twice as old as i am
tonight, i’m sleeping with my legs elevated and wearing compression stockings
i feel approximately twice as old as i am
I can’t find compression socks, so I’m just gonna put on some tights under my clothes, and I appear to have purchased a pair of topologically impossible tights.
I have turned them inside out three times now, yet they remain inside out
I have turned them inside out three times now, yet they remain inside out
I don’t know why, but I suddenly have cankles
I don’t care for it
I don’t care for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
cankles still there, nurse was not overly concerned
tonight, i’m sleeping with my legs elevated and wearing compression stockings
i feel approximately twice as old as i am
tonight, i’m sleeping with my legs elevated and wearing compression stockings
i feel approximately twice as old as i am
do Canadians call it “catching some Zeds“?
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
do Canadians call it “catching some Zeds“?
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my wife was trying to explain to Older Teen who David Mitchell was, and settled on “what if Brennan Lee Mulligan went to Cambridge?”
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
my wife was trying to explain to Older Teen who David Mitchell was, and settled on “what if Brennan Lee Mulligan went to Cambridge?”
L’Oréal: We Don’t Think Our Makeup is Good Enough
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
L’Oréal: We Don’t Think Our Makeup is Good Enough
“Little news flashback for ya” is absolutely entering into my rotation
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“Little news flashback for ya” is absolutely entering into my rotation
I can’t find compression socks, so I’m just gonna put on some tights under my clothes, and I appear to have purchased a pair of topologically impossible tights.
I have turned them inside out three times now, yet they remain inside out
I have turned them inside out three times now, yet they remain inside out
I don’t know why, but I suddenly have cankles
I don’t care for it
I don’t care for it
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I can’t find compression socks, so I’m just gonna put on some tights under my clothes, and I appear to have purchased a pair of topologically impossible tights.
I have turned them inside out three times now, yet they remain inside out
I have turned them inside out three times now, yet they remain inside out
I don’t know why, but I suddenly have cankles
I don’t care for it
I don’t care for it
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I don’t know why, but I suddenly have cankles
I don’t care for it
I don’t care for it
i don’t know if I’m playing satisfactory wrong, but I realized that I wearing away trails as I was walking around the planet, and I felt terrible about it
that plus the fact that I’m not great at combat means that I’m basically traversing the whole map from a system of cat walks 200 feet in the air
that plus the fact that I’m not great at combat means that I’m basically traversing the whole map from a system of cat walks 200 feet in the air
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i don’t know if I’m playing satisfactory wrong, but I realized that I wearing away trails as I was walking around the planet, and I felt terrible about it
that plus the fact that I’m not great at combat means that I’m basically traversing the whole map from a system of cat walks 200 feet in the air
that plus the fact that I’m not great at combat means that I’m basically traversing the whole map from a system of cat walks 200 feet in the air
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I have a poster ready to be picked up from the frame shop, but my prescriptions are not yet ready to pick up, and it only makes sense to wait until I can do the two at the same time
guess it’s Satisfactory time
guess it’s Satisfactory time
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I have a poster ready to be picked up from the frame shop, but my prescriptions are not yet ready to pick up, and it only makes sense to wait until I can do the two at the same time
guess it’s Satisfactory time
guess it’s Satisfactory time
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to all transfems in the lower peninsula of Michigan: I will happily help you do your estrogen injection if you want!! so long as it's on a weekend and you can chip in for gas I will straight up come do your shot for you and call you a good girl. 💜💛
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
to all transfems in the lower peninsula of Michigan: I will happily help you do your estrogen injection if you want!! so long as it's on a weekend and you can chip in for gas I will straight up come do your shot for you and call you a good girl. 💜💛
Your lay saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Your lay saved meme is your moral philosophy