Prophet of The Void
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Your work has inspired me
Your work has inspired me
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@davidbcooper.bsky.social
Your work has inspired me
Your work has inspired me
Who wore it best?
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Who wore it best?
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Nostalgia is the longing for a time when the world could have been anything before it became the thing it is.
October 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Nostalgia is the longing for a time when the world could have been anything before it became the thing it is.
The Devil never lies, but he will hold you to your word.
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Devil never lies, but he will hold you to your word.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name.
But the top three contenders after weeks of debate were Satans Fingers, and the Killers, and Layers of Uninterrupted Bat Death
The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name.
But the top three contenders after weeks of debate were Satans Fingers, and the Killers, and Layers of Uninterrupted Bat Death
September 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name.
But the top three contenders after weeks of debate were Satans Fingers, and the Killers, and Layers of Uninterrupted Bat Death
The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name.
But the top three contenders after weeks of debate were Satans Fingers, and the Killers, and Layers of Uninterrupted Bat Death
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wife: I invited Jerry to your birthday dinner. I hope that's okay.
me: I Survived a Saw Trap Jerry?
wife: he doesn't like to be called that
me: tell him to get a second story then
me: I Survived a Saw Trap Jerry?
wife: he doesn't like to be called that
me: tell him to get a second story then
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
wife: I invited Jerry to your birthday dinner. I hope that's okay.
me: I Survived a Saw Trap Jerry?
wife: he doesn't like to be called that
me: tell him to get a second story then
me: I Survived a Saw Trap Jerry?
wife: he doesn't like to be called that
me: tell him to get a second story then
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Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
All power is inherently religious. If someone pulls a gun on you and asks for your wallet, whether or not he gets your wallet depends very leas on whether or not it the gun is loaded than the communal belief in the gun as an object of power.
August 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
All power is inherently religious. If someone pulls a gun on you and asks for your wallet, whether or not he gets your wallet depends very leas on whether or not it the gun is loaded than the communal belief in the gun as an object of power.
*slaps bow* see those arms, genuine Ibex horn. You can shoot through ups to 12 Axe heads with this puppy.
April 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*slaps bow* see those arms, genuine Ibex horn. You can shoot through ups to 12 Axe heads with this puppy.
This is seriously one of the best things the Onion ever did, and more people need to experience it.
April 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This is seriously one of the best things the Onion ever did, and more people need to experience it.
“President Trump…is a dictator”
-The New York Post
-The New York Post
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“President Trump…is a dictator”
-The New York Post
-The New York Post
Trump Supporter: If anyone threatens my children I’m going Cersei on their ass.
Me: Bitch, did you even watch the show?
Me: Bitch, did you even watch the show?
February 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Trump Supporter: If anyone threatens my children I’m going Cersei on their ass.
Me: Bitch, did you even watch the show?
Me: Bitch, did you even watch the show?
Island nations are the only countries that actually look like their picture
January 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Island nations are the only countries that actually look like their picture
I don’t care if the odds of surviving a car crash are better, I’m just going to go ahead and not have sex with any Canadians
Americans are ~2.5x more likely to die in a crash than a Canadian, ~3.5x more likely than a Spaniard, and ~5x more likely than a Japanese person.
Here are a few of the articles I wrote in 2024 trying to understand why the US is uniquely terrible at road safety.
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Here are a few of the articles I wrote in 2024 trying to understand why the US is uniquely terrible at road safety.
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December 31, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I don’t care if the odds of surviving a car crash are better, I’m just going to go ahead and not have sex with any Canadians
I just realized something
Anya is literally Ellen Ripley + Wendy Torrence
Anya is literally Ellen Ripley + Wendy Torrence
December 29, 2024 at 7:47 AM
I just realized something
Anya is literally Ellen Ripley + Wendy Torrence
Anya is literally Ellen Ripley + Wendy Torrence
When Liberals see Leopards eating the faces off the people who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party
December 26, 2024 at 9:08 PM
When Liberals see Leopards eating the faces off the people who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party