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the hë̈m̈o-goblin 🏳️‍⚧️🐍
@emmeline.bsky.social
GenX US midwestern AuDHD trans lesbian Python dev in Quantum Computing. Lefty nonevangelical ✝︎

Just trying to get by, skating on good vibes. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

If you know me in real life, please don’t out me.

Signal: @QuantumDev.01

ChatGPT ward: Jonathan Zittrain
well, i think i remembered wrong

there was a website that did sizing, but then even if it was weird, gave you links to brands/models that matched that size

i though it was ABTF, but i put in my measurements, and it was like “lol, start with 40 C/D and just try on a bunch of bras”
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
FUCK. it’s TDOR, not TDOV

OK, full disclosure: this didn’t last for long. She and I ended up having lunch together today, and my outfit-to-body proportions made it look like I was playing dress up and someone else’s clothes, so I switched to a sweater and overalls.

I did wear this pin, though.
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Your lay saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i got a letter from Older Teen, as part of a school assignment to write a letter in a combination of English and Spanish

“<I’m grateful for you! Thank you for your care and love.> I love you! I hope that we figure out what in the world your body is doing soon so you can come home. <I miss you.>”
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I sent out a thank you text for the little stuffed animal, and I think this might be the thing that gets me to stop using the dictation feature on my phone
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on this car.

You know, when I see a car like this, the first thing i do is i say “would you look at this,” you know what i mean?

OH, would you LOOK at this.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie

(bonus: a redraw of the same selfie)
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
me, stamping my feet and trying not to cry
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Highland cow! Stuffed!
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i don’t like the vibe of “normal saline”

it’s fine, don’t worry about the saline. it’s regular saline. just totally normal saline
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’m going to narrow it down equally as well, and say I’m the one with the pink hair
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
honestly, kinda gentle crying rn, feeling loved and supported
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Some real Lowly Worm vibes
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i’ll be honest: it is helping me feel better
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
good news, though: check this out!
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I am not, luckily, because this will only last me a couple of weeks
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i feel like i’m becoming

completely unfiltered/uncovered/honest-to-goodness-what-i-look-like headshot, will probably delete pretty soon
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
shout out to the grand dames of totally-fake looking pink hair, Alsatia and Stephanie
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i bought one of these yesterday, specifically to report back to @hypercubexl.bsky.social

It wasn’t bad. super messy, though. juice everywhere. your fingers will smell like pickles for hours
November 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i’ve graduated the cinnamoroll socks to “daily driver” status
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the purple tips didn’t take so well, but it’s DEFFO pink
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Same energy as this
October 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Thank you to my pharmacy and my insurance for being cool about letting me use a different name
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM