TERRIBLY mysterious

when you trace care of what is on the inside, the outside will take care of you

*shoresy voice* i gave both your moms tdicks a tug last night

😅

YESSSSSSSS

I feel like we are very gustatorially aligned

thank you, Rachel!

I also do this! this is where i initially learned of pepper jelly

this is what i had for lunch! a very sloppy burger, indeed

i’m posting but only because I had that today, but last night I made a baguette with brie and red pepper jelly

Yes, it is incredibly helpful for that!

Also, shaving my body with a regular razor feels like an incredibly dicey proposition

thank you, omg 🥰

“NO, you can’t stop and catch your breath

my goodness, how on earth do you ever expect to be not poor if you’re not hustling the entire time you’re awake?

it’s like you don’t even WANT to improve your life”

it looks like Chunky has SEEN some shit, which is impressive for one that young

(how old? obviously not BRAND brand new, their eyes are open)

i feel a STRONG urge for a lunch date again. NOT so that you can dish about Joyce, of course

but, y’know, if you ~wanted~ to…

(don’t worry, Joyce, i’ll also keep your secrets)

they also don’t think that the poor should have relaxation time

it has a real “if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean” work ethic (not for themselves, of course, just for poor people)

i’m using my bust dissatisfaction as momentum to finally use www.abrathatfits.org to figure out exactly my size, and also so I can try and figure out what size of falsies i should get

it’s one of the first dresses I’ve ever owned that is shaped enough that I can’t just slide it over my head, fully zipped up

i do not (yet) have the bust to fully do the dress justice, but I still love it

i AM suddenly realizing that it is not wrinkle-resistant, and i should have hung it up 😥