Batsy Cline (she/her) 🦇📚
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I was told I could bring a book. Opinions are solely my own.
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My inner monologue as a southern exvangelical girl with ADHD is basically Baby Billy. I talk to my intrusive thoughts like “Yes bitch, I heard you. I’m pretending like I didn’t.”
The roads are almost dry. It’s 45 degrees outside and will be cold again tonight but honestly it’s fine out there. Schools are delayed 2 hours tomorrow. I have physical therapy in the morning. Fucking fantastic. This is why nobody should wish for snow down here.
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The roads are almost dry. It’s 45 degrees outside and will be cold again tonight but honestly it’s fine out there. Schools are delayed 2 hours tomorrow. I have physical therapy in the morning. Fucking fantastic. This is why nobody should wish for snow down here.
Yessss
*rubs hands together*
Haha yesss
*rubs hands together*
Haha yesss
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Yessss
*rubs hands together*
Haha yesss
*rubs hands together*
Haha yesss
I’m so glad I’m not 20 years old anymore so I don’t spend my life commenting on joke reels about what is and is not goth lol. It’s nottt that serious
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I’m so glad I’m not 20 years old anymore so I don’t spend my life commenting on joke reels about what is and is not goth lol. It’s nottt that serious
Good morning from this poor neglected creature
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Good morning from this poor neglected creature
Book 8 of 2026! This one is great. I don't agree with some of Green’s assertions re: historical events, but still his journalism is sound. It does get a bit repetitive towards the end but this is a fascinating dive into one of humanity's oldest scourges. It's a relatively quick read & I enjoyed it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Book 8 of 2026! This one is great. I don't agree with some of Green’s assertions re: historical events, but still his journalism is sound. It does get a bit repetitive towards the end but this is a fascinating dive into one of humanity's oldest scourges. It's a relatively quick read & I enjoyed it.
I looked and sounded like this the night my husband’s deployment to Afghanistan got canceled and I ended up pregnant
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I looked and sounded like this the night my husband’s deployment to Afghanistan got canceled and I ended up pregnant
Someone called Lindsey Graham gay to his face and then he went on Fox sloppy drunk lol
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Someone called Lindsey Graham gay to his face and then he went on Fox sloppy drunk lol
My neighborhood was under construction when we moved in when I was 12. Construction workers would leer at me when I walked my dog. By 13, they were openly making sexual gestures.
It's hard to overstate how NORMAL it was to sexualize teen girls when I was growing up.
"Jailbait" jokes were everywhere, I was constantly sexually harassed by men in cars when walking to school in 6th grade.
Epstein is of an cohort where it was GENERALLY maybe a little edgy but not extreme.
"Jailbait" jokes were everywhere, I was constantly sexually harassed by men in cars when walking to school in 6th grade.
Epstein is of an cohort where it was GENERALLY maybe a little edgy but not extreme.
I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
My neighborhood was under construction when we moved in when I was 12. Construction workers would leer at me when I walked my dog. By 13, they were openly making sexual gestures.
When the governor closes STATE offices in your county due to the weather but COUNTY officials decide to operate their offices on a 2 hour delay on a Monday
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February 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
When the governor closes STATE offices in your county due to the weather but COUNTY officials decide to operate their offices on a 2 hour delay on a Monday
Went thrifting before my physical therapy appointment on Friday and I left with a beautiful cream silk, lambs wool, and angora sweater and two vintage gothic smut books.
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Went thrifting before my physical therapy appointment on Friday and I left with a beautiful cream silk, lambs wool, and angora sweater and two vintage gothic smut books.
28% of my body weight is gone. WHAT
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
28% of my body weight is gone. WHAT
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
This is who runs this account
No school for my kids tomorrow. Means losing some other days off but that’s ok. We get to sleep in and I can finally actually rest
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
No school for my kids tomorrow. Means losing some other days off but that’s ok. We get to sleep in and I can finally actually rest
Finally got word. About an hour before I need to start getting dressed. We’re closed. Why couldn’t they make this inevitable decision hours ago
Might as well get up and start getting ready. Husband is outside trying to clear the cars and the driveway. Haven’t been able to relax all morning anyway. The library is for everyone! Except the employees
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Finally got word. About an hour before I need to start getting dressed. We’re closed. Why couldn’t they make this inevitable decision hours ago
Might as well get up and start getting ready. Husband is outside trying to clear the cars and the driveway. Haven’t been able to relax all morning anyway. The library is for everyone! Except the employees
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Might as well get up and start getting ready. Husband is outside trying to clear the cars and the driveway. Haven’t been able to relax all morning anyway. The library is for everyone! Except the employees
Starting weight: 214
Current weight: 152.8
Current weight: 152.8
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February 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Starting weight: 214
Current weight: 152.8
Current weight: 152.8
Lord protect my sanity from county employers who won’t make the damn closing announcement despite the county saying stay off the roads and from the dumb ass white trash who wanna pretend to be Dale Sr on the ice
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Lord protect my sanity from county employers who won’t make the damn closing announcement despite the county saying stay off the roads and from the dumb ass white trash who wanna pretend to be Dale Sr on the ice
Final results
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Final results
Hot take but this was hotter than Aquaman
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Hot take but this was hotter than Aquaman
In related news
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
In related news
There is a 100-car pileup on I-85 in North Carolina. It’s getting ugly down here
February 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
There is a 100-car pileup on I-85 in North Carolina. It’s getting ugly down here
“I’m from the north! I can drive in this!”
January 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM
“I’m from the north! I can drive in this!”
It wimbdy
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
It wimbdy
My kids made snow angels 🖤
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
My kids made snow angels 🖤