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I was told I could bring a book. Opinions are solely my own.
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My inner monologue as a southern exvangelical girl with ADHD is basically Baby Billy. I talk to my intrusive thoughts like “Yes bitch, I heard you. I’m pretending like I didn’t.”
a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd "
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Book 8 of 2026! This one is great. I don't agree with some of Green’s assertions re: historical events, but still his journalism is sound. It does get a bit repetitive towards the end but this is a fascinating dive into one of humanity's oldest scourges. It's a relatively quick read & I enjoyed it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I looked and sounded like this the night my husband’s deployment to Afghanistan got canceled and I ended up pregnant
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Someone called Lindsey Graham gay to his face and then he went on Fox sloppy drunk lol
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
My neighborhood was under construction when we moved in when I was 12. Construction workers would leer at me when I walked my dog. By 13, they were openly making sexual gestures.
It's hard to overstate how NORMAL it was to sexualize teen girls when I was growing up.

"Jailbait" jokes were everywhere, I was constantly sexually harassed by men in cars when walking to school in 6th grade.

Epstein is of an cohort where it was GENERALLY maybe a little edgy but not extreme.
I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
When the governor closes STATE offices in your county due to the weather but COUNTY officials decide to operate their offices on a 2 hour delay on a Monday
a man holding a burning log in an office with a sign on the wall that says ' buzzfeed ' on it
ALT: a man holding a burning log in an office with a sign on the wall that says ' buzzfeed ' on it
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February 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Went thrifting before my physical therapy appointment on Friday and I left with a beautiful cream silk, lambs wool, and angora sweater and two vintage gothic smut books.
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
28% of my body weight is gone. WHAT
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
No school for my kids tomorrow. Means losing some other days off but that’s ok. We get to sleep in and I can finally actually rest
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Finally got word. About an hour before I need to start getting dressed. We’re closed. Why couldn’t they make this inevitable decision hours ago
Might as well get up and start getting ready. Husband is outside trying to clear the cars and the driveway. Haven’t been able to relax all morning anyway. The library is for everyone! Except the employees
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Might as well get up and start getting ready. Husband is outside trying to clear the cars and the driveway. Haven’t been able to relax all morning anyway. The library is for everyone! Except the employees
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Starting weight: 214

Current weight: 152.8
a woman wearing a tiara and a pink shirt is making a funny face in a kitchen .
ALT: a woman wearing a tiara and a pink shirt is making a funny face in a kitchen .
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February 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Lord protect my sanity from county employers who won’t make the damn closing announcement despite the county saying stay off the roads and from the dumb ass white trash who wanna pretend to be Dale Sr on the ice
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Final results
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Hot take but this was hotter than Aquaman
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
In related news
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
There is a 100-car pileup on I-85 in North Carolina. It’s getting ugly down here
February 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
“I’m from the north! I can drive in this!”
January 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM
It wimbdy
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
My kids made snow angels 🖤
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Update 3pm eastern:
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Probably won’t have work tomorrow either lol. As soon as the library reopens it’s gonna be hell in a cell
January 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Coming down pretty steadily now. Apparently the party is just getting started and we’re not going to see much melt tomorrow.
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I just stumbled across the Indian folk metal band Bloodywood and holy shiiit 🤯 youtu.be/A3C9NwGKgq4?...
BLOODYWOOD - NU DELHI (Official Video)
YouTube video by Bloodywood
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
There is ZERO chance this was written by a native southerner lol. None of us look forward to a 100° day. This is some Boomer who migrated down here
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM