Batsy Cline (she/her)🦃🥧
@batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social
Library assistant. My life is a Southern gothic novel. I used to do history things, but now I mostly talk about horror, books, and whatever impulsive thoughts make it out of my head. Opinions are solely my own.
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Person on TikTok: I can’t believe it’s 2025 and I STILL have to explain this
Friends, they were breaking down, scientifically, why Chernobyl can’t happen in the US.
I need my fellow neurodivergent smart people to understand that what WE think is elementary very often really really is not
Friends, they were breaking down, scientifically, why Chernobyl can’t happen in the US.
I need my fellow neurodivergent smart people to understand that what WE think is elementary very often really really is not
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Person on TikTok: I can’t believe it’s 2025 and I STILL have to explain this
Friends, they were breaking down, scientifically, why Chernobyl can’t happen in the US.
I need my fellow neurodivergent smart people to understand that what WE think is elementary very often really really is not
Friends, they were breaking down, scientifically, why Chernobyl can’t happen in the US.
I need my fellow neurodivergent smart people to understand that what WE think is elementary very often really really is not
I’m goth and tattooed and I work in a library and 12 year old me thinks I’m cool as fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m goth and tattooed and I work in a library and 12 year old me thinks I’m cool as fuck.
Baking is done! Was gonna boil the eggs tonight but I still have cleaning to do and I’m tired, so I’ll do that tomorrow morning
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Baking is done! Was gonna boil the eggs tonight but I still have cleaning to do and I’m tired, so I’ll do that tomorrow morning
So. I bought 2 new loaf pans so that I could make 4 loaves of bread quicker. Uhhh…I think I’m getting two more of those new ones and finding another use for the old ones 😂
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So. I bought 2 new loaf pans so that I could make 4 loaves of bread quicker. Uhhh…I think I’m getting two more of those new ones and finding another use for the old ones 😂
Omg yes!!!
Guillermo del Toro has confirmed that a physical media release for FRANKENSTEIN is in the works!
At least one Deleted Scene will be included.
At least one Deleted Scene will be included.
Guillermo del Toro Confirms ‘Frankenstein’ Will Have a Physical Media Release
Guillermo del Toro has confirmed that Frankenstein will receive a physical media release — a rarity for a Netflix production. Replying to a fan on Twitter, the filmmaker said that the deleted convent ...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Omg yes!!!
Saw a bunch of people praising a mom for charging rent and now I’m in a bad mood. People who equate hardship with being prepared for the future are just assholes with better PR
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Saw a bunch of people praising a mom for charging rent and now I’m in a bad mood. People who equate hardship with being prepared for the future are just assholes with better PR
Not taking any lip from a mushy peas person
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not taking any lip from a mushy peas person
Also this turkey came with 2 necks so I’m gonna pretend that’s good luck
Did not realize the fresh herb blend I bought had basil and oregano in it lol whoops. Guess we’re gonna see if I ruined this bird
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Also this turkey came with 2 necks so I’m gonna pretend that’s good luck
Made a double batch of bread dough and now my legs ache like I ran a marathon. Worth it tho
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Made a double batch of bread dough and now my legs ache like I ran a marathon. Worth it tho
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November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
19 days! 19 days are left before my deadline for a down payment on the top surgery I've sought for years! With your help, I can raise the remaining $28 out of $1000 I need via the links.
Thanks for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/A38jBVM
buff.ly/bWXC283
Thanks for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/A38jBVM
buff.ly/bWXC283
Did not realize the fresh herb blend I bought had basil and oregano in it lol whoops. Guess we’re gonna see if I ruined this bird
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Did not realize the fresh herb blend I bought had basil and oregano in it lol whoops. Guess we’re gonna see if I ruined this bird
Life comes at you fast. One day you’re 16 years old listening to “Everywhere” by Michelle Branch on the school bus and the next day you’re 40 years old listening to “Everywhere” by Michelle Branch while you’re prepping Thanksgiving dinner
Michelle Branch Guitar Girl GIF
ALT: Michelle Branch Guitar Girl GIF
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Life comes at you fast. One day you’re 16 years old listening to “Everywhere” by Michelle Branch on the school bus and the next day you’re 40 years old listening to “Everywhere” by Michelle Branch while you’re prepping Thanksgiving dinner
I swear there’s no scene in any horror movie that is as gut wrenching as the “no fair…no fair” in Pet Sematary.
a little boy is standing in a dark room with the words `` no fair '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a little boy is standing in a dark room with the words `` no fair '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I swear there’s no scene in any horror movie that is as gut wrenching as the “no fair…no fair” in Pet Sematary.
When I see someone comment that you have to use canola oil on the turkey and nothing else because all other oils burn
a woman with red hair is making a funny face while sitting in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman with red hair is making a funny face while sitting in front of a crowd of people .
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November 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
When I see someone comment that you have to use canola oil on the turkey and nothing else because all other oils burn
22 pound turkey has been thawing in the fridge since last Thursday. It’s ready to be dry brined tomorrow. Whew! No ice crunching in the package
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
22 pound turkey has been thawing in the fridge since last Thursday. It’s ready to be dry brined tomorrow. Whew! No ice crunching in the package
If you splurge on nothing else for your holiday meals, splurge on the butter. Kerrygold is magical
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If you splurge on nothing else for your holiday meals, splurge on the butter. Kerrygold is magical
I’m very tired and it shows lol
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m very tired and it shows lol
Imagine thinking this is a flex. “I’m so badass I’m emotionally stunted.” She went on to talk about watching the challenger explode live on tv and I’m like…we saw Columbine, 9/11, and the Iraq invasion and millennials aren’t flexing about having no feelings. Y’all need help
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Imagine thinking this is a flex. “I’m so badass I’m emotionally stunted.” She went on to talk about watching the challenger explode live on tv and I’m like…we saw Columbine, 9/11, and the Iraq invasion and millennials aren’t flexing about having no feelings. Y’all need help
Food Lion: the place most people in this town think they’re too good to shop at so I got everything I needed on the Tuesday before thanksgiving. Including fresh herbs and Kerrygold butter. And didn’t get robbed by Publix.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Food Lion: the place most people in this town think they’re too good to shop at so I got everything I needed on the Tuesday before thanksgiving. Including fresh herbs and Kerrygold butter. And didn’t get robbed by Publix.
All I’m saying is maybe a cat with a crunchy meow would fix me
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
All I’m saying is maybe a cat with a crunchy meow would fix me
This man understands me
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This man understands me
One year my mom gave everyone food poisoning with her turkey. I didn’t get it tho because thanks to her constant shaming about me eating and her not allowing me to cook, I didn’t indulge.
Now I’m no contact with her and I make a big prime rib at my in-laws every Christmas.
Now I’m no contact with her and I make a big prime rib at my in-laws every Christmas.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One year my mom gave everyone food poisoning with her turkey. I didn’t get it tho because thanks to her constant shaming about me eating and her not allowing me to cook, I didn’t indulge.
Now I’m no contact with her and I make a big prime rib at my in-laws every Christmas.
Now I’m no contact with her and I make a big prime rib at my in-laws every Christmas.
Oh no thank you I’m all set
Scarlett Johansson will star in Mike Flanagan’s THE EXORCIST.
“Scarlett is a brilliant actress whose captivating performances always feel grounded and real, from genre films to blockbusters,” said Flanagan.
The film will tell an all-new story.
“Scarlett is a brilliant actress whose captivating performances always feel grounded and real, from genre films to blockbusters,” said Flanagan.
The film will tell an all-new story.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Oh no thank you I’m all set
Very sorry to report that clearing off the counters and table and doing a load of dishes did make me feel better
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Very sorry to report that clearing off the counters and table and doing a load of dishes did make me feel better
What I *am* doing is cooking a dry brined turkey in butter and wine soaked cheesecloth, making homemade bread, and baking a pumpkin pie. I split the rest with family.
Black Friday deals have been a joke for years. Prices are stupid on groceries and gas. We’re not shopping
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What I *am* doing is cooking a dry brined turkey in butter and wine soaked cheesecloth, making homemade bread, and baking a pumpkin pie. I split the rest with family.