Batsy Cline (she/her) 🦇📚
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I was told I could bring a book. Opinions are solely my own.
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My inner monologue as a southern exvangelical girl with ADHD is basically Baby Billy. I talk to my intrusive thoughts like “Yes bitch, I heard you. I’m pretending like I didn’t.”
There is ZERO chance this was written by a native southerner lol. None of us look forward to a 100° day. This is some Boomer who migrated down here
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
There is ZERO chance this was written by a native southerner lol. None of us look forward to a 100° day. This is some Boomer who migrated down here
We got big ol fat flakes of snow falling 🖤❄️
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 PM
We got big ol fat flakes of snow falling 🖤❄️
What 5 classes would you teach based on your life experiences/interests?
1) How To Avoid Drowning As A New Hire During Summer Reading
2)Women On Gothic And Erotica Paperback Covers
3) It’s Ok If You Don’t Like Your Mom
4) Vampires
5) Beloved 90s Children’s Show Are You Afraid Of The Dark
1) How To Avoid Drowning As A New Hire During Summer Reading
2)Women On Gothic And Erotica Paperback Covers
3) It’s Ok If You Don’t Like Your Mom
4) Vampires
5) Beloved 90s Children’s Show Are You Afraid Of The Dark
What 5 classes would you teach based on your life experiences/interests?
1) Twin Peaks (Advanced Placement)
2) The History of Garfield, The Cat
3) TRON
4) How to Cook Chicken and Impress Pit Bulls In 3 Easy Steps
5) Calculating Restaurant Tips Off The Top Of Your Head
1) Twin Peaks (Advanced Placement)
2) The History of Garfield, The Cat
3) TRON
4) How to Cook Chicken and Impress Pit Bulls In 3 Easy Steps
5) Calculating Restaurant Tips Off The Top Of Your Head
What 5 classes would you teach based on your life experiences/interests?
1) RF Signal Theory
2) Warp Nacelle Placement
3) History of Comedy Podcasting
4) Theater Missile Defense
5) Gardening
1) RF Signal Theory
2) Warp Nacelle Placement
3) History of Comedy Podcasting
4) Theater Missile Defense
5) Gardening
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 AM
What 5 classes would you teach based on your life experiences/interests?
1) How To Avoid Drowning As A New Hire During Summer Reading
2)Women On Gothic And Erotica Paperback Covers
3) It’s Ok If You Don’t Like Your Mom
4) Vampires
5) Beloved 90s Children’s Show Are You Afraid Of The Dark
1) How To Avoid Drowning As A New Hire During Summer Reading
2)Women On Gothic And Erotica Paperback Covers
3) It’s Ok If You Don’t Like Your Mom
4) Vampires
5) Beloved 90s Children’s Show Are You Afraid Of The Dark
I honestly think it’s unethical for this book not to have specific trigger warnings. This is not “be careful, there’s body horror” stuff. It’s real trauma for so many women and for someone claiming to write for women…welp.
Huge trigger warning if you have concerns re: childbirth, postpartum depression, and other serious trauma from pregnancy. Tread very carefully because it’s not upfront. This is all the content warning you get.
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I honestly think it’s unethical for this book not to have specific trigger warnings. This is not “be careful, there’s body horror” stuff. It’s real trauma for so many women and for someone claiming to write for women…welp.
2nd DNF of the year. Despite loving the cover and the idea of the story, it’s soooo slooooww and apparently you have to get 70% through it before there’s a twist. No thanks. There’s a long line of people waiting on this so I’ll just return it so someone else can devour it
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
2nd DNF of the year. Despite loving the cover and the idea of the story, it’s soooo slooooww and apparently you have to get 70% through it before there’s a twist. No thanks. There’s a long line of people waiting on this so I’ll just return it so someone else can devour it
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
My favorites:
Civil War and Reconstruction
American Slavery
Colonial New England
Nature Writers (lit class where I got to write about Faulkner)
World War I (I wrote about the flu pandemic)
My favorites:
Civil War and Reconstruction
American Slavery
Colonial New England
Nature Writers (lit class where I got to write about Faulkner)
World War I (I wrote about the flu pandemic)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Race and Romanticism
Shakespeare
Jackie Robinson
Modernism
Holocaust and Film
Race and Romanticism
Shakespeare
Jackie Robinson
Modernism
Holocaust and Film
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Religion and Ethics
U.S. 1861-1865
History of Slavery
History of the Vietnam War
History of Cold War Foreign Policy
Just the ones that come immediately to mind
Religion and Ethics
U.S. 1861-1865
History of Slavery
History of the Vietnam War
History of Cold War Foreign Policy
Just the ones that come immediately to mind
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
My favorites:
Civil War and Reconstruction
American Slavery
Colonial New England
Nature Writers (lit class where I got to write about Faulkner)
World War I (I wrote about the flu pandemic)
My favorites:
Civil War and Reconstruction
American Slavery
Colonial New England
Nature Writers (lit class where I got to write about Faulkner)
World War I (I wrote about the flu pandemic)
Aaaand we’re closed tomorrow. Hallelujah
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January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Aaaand we’re closed tomorrow. Hallelujah
At the register at the end of your grocery order the night before a winter storm in South Carolina is not the fucking time to figure out Apple Pay
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
At the register at the end of your grocery order the night before a winter storm in South Carolina is not the fucking time to figure out Apple Pay
Oh no. Not Catherine O’Hara. 😭😭😭
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Oh no. Not Catherine O’Hara. 😭😭😭
LOL WHAT
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
LOL WHAT
Felix moved his sitting basket on top of the heat vent
January 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Felix moved his sitting basket on top of the heat vent
Love to have my hip flare up on me the day I have the most to do
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Love to have my hip flare up on me the day I have the most to do
Meteorologist: If you live in the Carolin—
Me:
Me:
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January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Meteorologist: If you live in the Carolin—
Me:
Me:
Decided on a sweater, long flannel skirt, tights, and combat boots for work tomorrow. Combat boots for Saturday too since I have book drop duty in the snow. I’m trying my best out here yall
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Decided on a sweater, long flannel skirt, tights, and combat boots for work tomorrow. Combat boots for Saturday too since I have book drop duty in the snow. I’m trying my best out here yall
You can thank human papilloma virus in part for stories about jackalopes.
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
You can thank human papilloma virus in part for stories about jackalopes.
Me: collapses into my reading chair after being at work all day and then making dinner
Husband: “I just remembered I didn’t give you a kiss when you got home”
Husband: “I just remembered I didn’t give you a kiss when you got home”
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January 30, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Me: collapses into my reading chair after being at work all day and then making dinner
Husband: “I just remembered I didn’t give you a kiss when you got home”
Husband: “I just remembered I didn’t give you a kiss when you got home”
5-8” of snow. In South Carolina. I’ll believe it when it’s on the ground but also HOLY SHIT
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
5-8” of snow. In South Carolina. I’ll believe it when it’s on the ground but also HOLY SHIT
Here it is 🙂
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Here it is 🙂
You better snow this time. I don’t even mind that it’s my weekend to work. I can drive in the snow. Library snow will be awesome. SNOW, DAMNIT
January 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
You better snow this time. I don’t even mind that it’s my weekend to work. I can drive in the snow. Library snow will be awesome. SNOW, DAMNIT
Going to wear the long hooded cardigan I crocheted during lockdown in 2020 to work today. Because I’m cold and why shouldn’t I show it off
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Going to wear the long hooded cardigan I crocheted during lockdown in 2020 to work today. Because I’m cold and why shouldn’t I show it off
In Charleston, SC in like 1820, a husband and wife were convicted of highway robbery and murder and sentenced to death. However, at the time the law was that married women couldn’t be executed. SO THEY HANGED HER HUSBAND FIRST so she was no longer married and hanged her right after
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January 29, 2026 at 11:30 AM
In Charleston, SC in like 1820, a husband and wife were convicted of highway robbery and murder and sentenced to death. However, at the time the law was that married women couldn’t be executed. SO THEY HANGED HER HUSBAND FIRST so she was no longer married and hanged her right after
I mostly stopped wishing I had celebrity hair after I saw multiple videos of people judging their wigs. Nothing in celebrity culture is real. Nothinggggg
January 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I mostly stopped wishing I had celebrity hair after I saw multiple videos of people judging their wigs. Nothing in celebrity culture is real. Nothinggggg
Bacteria are scary. Viruses are terrifying
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Bacteria are scary. Viruses are terrifying
Nationwide protests in the US never truly coalesce because most of us literally can’t participate in “don’t go to work on Friday” if we want to have health insurance and feed our kids. (This is by design)
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Nationwide protests in the US never truly coalesce because most of us literally can’t participate in “don’t go to work on Friday” if we want to have health insurance and feed our kids. (This is by design)
They couldn’t even take Pennsylvania lol
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
They couldn’t even take Pennsylvania lol