Kylie Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
She/her
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
I wish she's make more of her music readily available! I forked over $85 for a CD of her and @alyankovic.bsky.social 's Peter & The Wolf collab (a BRILLIANT album by the way!).
[Happy 86th birthday to solar eclipse photographer and composer Wendy Carlos, known for "Switched-On Bach," A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, THE SHINING, TRON, and “Peter and the Wolf” with Weird Al Yankovic. Listen to “Switched-On Bach” below.]
archive.org/details/wend...
archive.org/details/wend...
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I wish she's make more of her music readily available! I forked over $85 for a CD of her and @alyankovic.bsky.social 's Peter & The Wolf collab (a BRILLIANT album by the way!).
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Justice for Ava.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Justice for Ava.
Hi, 911? I'd like to report a murder.
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hi, 911? I'd like to report a murder.
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
Fun fact: my great-great grandfather hated cars, and rode his bicycle in town completely ignoring traffic regulations. His infamous bicycle is in the town's museum.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Fun fact: my great-great grandfather hated cars, and rode his bicycle in town completely ignoring traffic regulations. His infamous bicycle is in the town's museum.
Welp, not buying meat in NH for the forseeable future.
How about...hiring more USDA inspectors?
How about...hiring more USDA inspectors?
"for people getting into the meat industry" won't someone think of the meat startups. the meat hobbyists. meattok
Oh.
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Welp, not buying meat in NH for the forseeable future.
How about...hiring more USDA inspectors?
How about...hiring more USDA inspectors?
If I'm not giddy about someone thinking I got a boob job because I'm trans and have nice tits, it means I am deceased.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If I'm not giddy about someone thinking I got a boob job because I'm trans and have nice tits, it means I am deceased.
Just because you're the best, it doesn't mean you're actually any fucking good.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Just because you're the best, it doesn't mean you're actually any fucking good.
Imagine that, people like living in nice places.
And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Imagine that, people like living in nice places.
My most woke opinion: the foundational function of a government should be ensuring that everyone has food, water, shelter, education, and healthcare. Not just "access," but actually *have* those things.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My most woke opinion: the foundational function of a government should be ensuring that everyone has food, water, shelter, education, and healthcare. Not just "access," but actually *have* those things.
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There is one thing that 8-year-olds and 15-year-olds have in common. If you are an adult and have sex with them, you are a child rapist.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
There is one thing that 8-year-olds and 15-year-olds have in common. If you are an adult and have sex with them, you are a child rapist.
Goon a movie
Goon With The Wind
Goon With The Wind
Goon a movie
Goon in 60 seconds
Goon in 60 seconds
Goon Everything, Goon Everywhere, Goon All At Once
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Goon a movie
Goon With The Wind
Goon With The Wind
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
Age yourself with gaming!
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Age yourself with gaming!
I don't care what anyone else thinks: Chicago deep dish pizza is pizza. Sauce goes atop the cheese because of the long bake time for the crust.
Pizza = crust made from bread dough, topped with cheese, a tomato-based sauce, and assortment of meat and vegetables.
Pizza = crust made from bread dough, topped with cheese, a tomato-based sauce, and assortment of meat and vegetables.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don't care what anyone else thinks: Chicago deep dish pizza is pizza. Sauce goes atop the cheese because of the long bake time for the crust.
Pizza = crust made from bread dough, topped with cheese, a tomato-based sauce, and assortment of meat and vegetables.
Pizza = crust made from bread dough, topped with cheese, a tomato-based sauce, and assortment of meat and vegetables.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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"is the president of the united states currently being blackmailed by pedophiles" is a legitimate question with supporting evidence that needs to be investigated
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"is the president of the united states currently being blackmailed by pedophiles" is a legitimate question with supporting evidence that needs to be investigated
Kylie's Kitchen Tip of the Day:
Don't skimp out on your main chef's knife. Well over half of your active prep and cooking time is going to be using your knife. You don't need to go overboard and get some fancy exotic steel blade or anything.
Don't skimp out on your main chef's knife. Well over half of your active prep and cooking time is going to be using your knife. You don't need to go overboard and get some fancy exotic steel blade or anything.
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Kylie's Kitchen Tip of the Day:
Don't skimp out on your main chef's knife. Well over half of your active prep and cooking time is going to be using your knife. You don't need to go overboard and get some fancy exotic steel blade or anything.
Don't skimp out on your main chef's knife. Well over half of your active prep and cooking time is going to be using your knife. You don't need to go overboard and get some fancy exotic steel blade or anything.
Widdle Guy Wednesday ♥
They're just widdle guy!
Please ignore the two open green mana sources I have and the Scale Up and Might of Old Krosa in my hand.
Please ignore the two open green mana sources I have and the Scale Up and Might of Old Krosa in my hand.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Widdle Guy Wednesday ♥
Started playing the Midnight beta, and WoW very quickly became Barbie's Dream House Simulator. The game now exists to acquire more furnishings.
"No, I don't want to kill mythic Xal'atath in 12.2 for Cutting Edge or loot. She drops an amazing painting of her feet!"
#wow #midnight #beta
"No, I don't want to kill mythic Xal'atath in 12.2 for Cutting Edge or loot. She drops an amazing painting of her feet!"
#wow #midnight #beta
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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"...gonna be able to go out and negotiate their own health insurance."
I'll never forget one of the Green bro's videos years ago in which they said "you cannot successfully negotiate for something you need to save your life." If the alternative is death, you have no leverage.
I'll never forget one of the Green bro's videos years ago in which they said "you cannot successfully negotiate for something you need to save your life." If the alternative is death, you have no leverage.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"...gonna be able to go out and negotiate their own health insurance."
I'll never forget one of the Green bro's videos years ago in which they said "you cannot successfully negotiate for something you need to save your life." If the alternative is death, you have no leverage.
I'll never forget one of the Green bro's videos years ago in which they said "you cannot successfully negotiate for something you need to save your life." If the alternative is death, you have no leverage.
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a Goddess Boob. otherwise known as a Deititty
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a Goddess Boob. otherwise known as a Deititty
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up