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she/they
trans, gay, not as cool as you think
singer-songwriter (I wrote the "Friend of John Darnielle" song) hyperfollow.com/innnni
minors dni
trans, gay, not as cool as you think
singer-songwriter (I wrote the "Friend of John Darnielle" song) hyperfollow.com/innnni
minors dni
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Rimmer D Holey
United States, Census, 1930
United States, Census, 1930
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Rimmer D Holey
United States, Census, 1930
United States, Census, 1930
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National public health “leadership” (hi RFK Jr 🙄) keeps poisoning public health with lies.
Vaccines prevent needless childhood deaths.
No baby in America should be dying of whooping cough — not when we have safe, effective vaccines literally ready to go.
This is a national tragedy
Vaccines prevent needless childhood deaths.
No baby in America should be dying of whooping cough — not when we have safe, effective vaccines literally ready to go.
This is a national tragedy
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
kentuckylantern.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
National public health “leadership” (hi RFK Jr 🙄) keeps poisoning public health with lies.
Vaccines prevent needless childhood deaths.
No baby in America should be dying of whooping cough — not when we have safe, effective vaccines literally ready to go.
This is a national tragedy
Vaccines prevent needless childhood deaths.
No baby in America should be dying of whooping cough — not when we have safe, effective vaccines literally ready to go.
This is a national tragedy
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If we're starting "what is a Christmas movie" discourse early this year, I will tap the sign
*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If we're starting "what is a Christmas movie" discourse early this year, I will tap the sign
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Sigh
Gandalf Pig Naturals
Gandalf Pig Naturals
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sigh
Gandalf Pig Naturals
Gandalf Pig Naturals
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this one is EASY
f larry
m jason
k jerry
f larry
m jason
k jerry
put this in a group chat last night then immediately fell asleep 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
this one is EASY
f larry
m jason
k jerry
f larry
m jason
k jerry
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ahhh, the five major epochs of aging:
childhood, adolescence, adulthood, early ageing, and President of the United States
childhood, adolescence, adulthood, early ageing, and President of the United States
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
ahhh, the five major epochs of aging:
childhood, adolescence, adulthood, early ageing, and President of the United States
childhood, adolescence, adulthood, early ageing, and President of the United States
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"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
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Ah, my favorite day of the year...the MST3K turkey day marathon
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ah, my favorite day of the year...the MST3K turkey day marathon
I must be getting older, I just got unreasonably excited that the paper towels are perforated into quarters
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I must be getting older, I just got unreasonably excited that the paper towels are perforated into quarters
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WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR FEET IN HIS KIRBUSSY
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR FEET IN HIS KIRBUSSY
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Tom Bombadil keeps fucking texting me about his blonde wife's hippie bush. Enjoy it yourself. What do you want me to say about it
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Tom Bombadil keeps fucking texting me about his blonde wife's hippie bush. Enjoy it yourself. What do you want me to say about it
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too bad the multiple vocal zionists in the cast who delight in palestinians dying on their instagram and tiktok accounts don’t deserve anyone’s attention or time then huh
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
too bad the multiple vocal zionists in the cast who delight in palestinians dying on their instagram and tiktok accounts don’t deserve anyone’s attention or time then huh
Need a lover who thinks of me the way Samwise Gamgee thinks of potatoes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Need a lover who thinks of me the way Samwise Gamgee thinks of potatoes.
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Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
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Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
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wes anderson adaptation of a canticle for leibowitz
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
wes anderson adaptation of a canticle for leibowitz
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OPENING SCENE
BILL MURRAY: So you're telling me there's a Canticle.
MICHAEL CERA: Yes. And it's for Leibowitz.
BILL MURRAY: So you're telling me there's a Canticle.
MICHAEL CERA: Yes. And it's for Leibowitz.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
OPENING SCENE
BILL MURRAY: So you're telling me there's a Canticle.
MICHAEL CERA: Yes. And it's for Leibowitz.
BILL MURRAY: So you're telling me there's a Canticle.
MICHAEL CERA: Yes. And it's for Leibowitz.
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Katie Sandwina or Brumbach (1884 – 1952) was an Austrian American circus strongwoman.
In 1902 she defeated the famous strongman Eugen Sandow in a weightlifting contest in New York City.
In 1902 she defeated the famous strongman Eugen Sandow in a weightlifting contest in New York City.
August 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Katie Sandwina or Brumbach (1884 – 1952) was an Austrian American circus strongwoman.
In 1902 she defeated the famous strongman Eugen Sandow in a weightlifting contest in New York City.
In 1902 she defeated the famous strongman Eugen Sandow in a weightlifting contest in New York City.
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
Does ACAB apply to Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Does ACAB apply to Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?
Look, if you told me (30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 1) years ago that a freezer full of hamburger patties was gonna make me laugh and think about presidential wang, i wouldn't have believed you, yet here we are.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Look, if you told me (30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 1) years ago that a freezer full of hamburger patties was gonna make me laugh and think about presidential wang, i wouldn't have believed you, yet here we are.
If you love "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie", you'll love "If You Give a Raccoon Your Pizza Crusts"
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you love "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie", you'll love "If You Give a Raccoon Your Pizza Crusts"