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trans, gay, not as cool as you think
singer-songwriter (I wrote the "Friend of John Darnielle" song) hyperfollow.com/innnni
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Look, if you told me (30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 1) years ago that a freezer full of hamburger patties was gonna make me laugh and think about presidential wang, i wouldn't have believed you, yet here we are.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sigh...if only
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This one is just unintentionally hilarious - "and just where do you think you're going?"
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Found some truly spectacular reading materials last night at the Mennonite laundromat.

These titles sound like excerpts from a court transcript.
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
pass the pong
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If you don't already know about it, it's a rock that some guy carved his name and a hand into out near Kezar Gorge.

I took a picture of it when I found it but I do not remember how to get there.
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
For example, Liesha Petrovich, of CD2, long time member and volunteer with "PAC I'm legally not allowed to name" is a vocal transphobe who believes that we're the reason Dems are losing and we should be sacrificed.

She has the nerve to put some quote about women's lib on her FB page
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed
October 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Never shutting up about how MaineHealth repeatedly violated their own policies on Patient Rights and Non Discrimination and have yet to respond to my grievances.
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
By the way I had some wonderfully kind, sweet, and understanding nurses. It's easy to tell when someone makes an honest slip and course corrects.

The Short Stay nurses wrote notes for me when they moved me upstairs and gave me this word search.
September 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So everyone can see that I'm not making a stink just to make a stink
September 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My wife brought me this plant in this adorable planter and it's keeping me company.
September 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
In the hospital and not for a fun surgery. Gallbladder has to come out. Hospitals are boring tell me interesting things.
September 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My "Roman Empire" is Carthage.

Look what they took from you
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Your own...
Personal...
Pizza.
Personal...
Pizza.
August 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Would you hire me?

I'd hire me.
August 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
August 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
am i too late on this one?
July 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
happy 70th birthday to actor Willem Dafoe (22 July 1955)
July 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pretty wild that the state of Idaho named a town after Robocop
July 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My new album, The Heart Knows, is out today on innnni.bandcamp.com and streaming on Spotify!

Here's a song I wrote inspired by my great-grandfather.

#MusicianSky #newmusic #folkpunk #transmusician #queermusician
April 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I need him to be my boyfriend
December 6, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I can't miss #tummytuesday
December 3, 2024 at 8:12 PM