blumpkin spice latte
@klingonhousing.bsky.social
she/they
trans, gay, not as cool as you think
singer-songwriter (I wrote the "Friend of John Darnielle" song) hyperfollow.com/innnni
minors dni
trans, gay, not as cool as you think
singer-songwriter (I wrote the "Friend of John Darnielle" song) hyperfollow.com/innnni
minors dni
Do you have experience with anal penetration? Or are you a "lube noob"?
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Do you have experience with anal penetration? Or are you a "lube noob"?
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I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
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I heard there was a reggae song
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I heard there was a reggae song
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
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Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
Floorplan for the Charmin bears' house just dropped
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Floorplan for the Charmin bears' house just dropped
"back in my day two hundred dollars would get a man all the way around the board, now they put them hotels up on Baltic and Mediterranean...don't even recognize this town anymore..."
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"back in my day two hundred dollars would get a man all the way around the board, now they put them hotels up on Baltic and Mediterranean...don't even recognize this town anymore..."
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I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
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[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
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cis people: please do not try to defend the actions of OU re: firing a trans TA after one of her students went viral for receiving a bad grade.
your takes will be remembered, and your posts will be clowned on by people far funnier than you
your takes will be remembered, and your posts will be clowned on by people far funnier than you
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
cis people: please do not try to defend the actions of OU re: firing a trans TA after one of her students went viral for receiving a bad grade.
your takes will be remembered, and your posts will be clowned on by people far funnier than you
your takes will be remembered, and your posts will be clowned on by people far funnier than you
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
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There literally wasn't a single citation given. Even when she referred to the Bible--the ONLY text she refers to by name--she couldn't even cite which verses she quoting.
I was an English student at OU. I can fuckin guarantee that any one turning in an essay like this--Bible or no--would get a 0.
I was an English student at OU. I can fuckin guarantee that any one turning in an essay like this--Bible or no--would get a 0.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There literally wasn't a single citation given. Even when she referred to the Bible--the ONLY text she refers to by name--she couldn't even cite which verses she quoting.
I was an English student at OU. I can fuckin guarantee that any one turning in an essay like this--Bible or no--would get a 0.
I was an English student at OU. I can fuckin guarantee that any one turning in an essay like this--Bible or no--would get a 0.
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Closer is the goyishe answer to Hallelujah
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Closer is the goyishe answer to Hallelujah
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Maybe the what can be solved by looking at which gender commits 97% of all violent crime and working out from there? Don’t mind me I’m just a strategist with a specialty in human behavior
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Maybe the what can be solved by looking at which gender commits 97% of all violent crime and working out from there? Don’t mind me I’m just a strategist with a specialty in human behavior
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It wild that the big article this year with the title What did they do to deserve this? Isn’t about trans people being murdered or migrants being disappeared, it’s once again about men not leaving their homes and taking to other people
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It wild that the big article this year with the title What did they do to deserve this? Isn’t about trans people being murdered or migrants being disappeared, it’s once again about men not leaving their homes and taking to other people
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Thesis: Hallelujah is a religious praise song
Antithesis: Hallelujah is a song about sex
Synthesis: Hallelujah is a song about boning God
Antithesis: Hallelujah is a song about sex
Synthesis: Hallelujah is a song about boning God
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Thesis: Hallelujah is a religious praise song
Antithesis: Hallelujah is a song about sex
Synthesis: Hallelujah is a song about boning God
Antithesis: Hallelujah is a song about sex
Synthesis: Hallelujah is a song about boning God
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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Rimmer D Holey
United States, Census, 1930
United States, Census, 1930
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Rimmer D Holey
United States, Census, 1930
United States, Census, 1930
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National public health “leadership” (hi RFK Jr 🙄) keeps poisoning public health with lies.
Vaccines prevent needless childhood deaths.
No baby in America should be dying of whooping cough — not when we have safe, effective vaccines literally ready to go.
This is a national tragedy
Vaccines prevent needless childhood deaths.
No baby in America should be dying of whooping cough — not when we have safe, effective vaccines literally ready to go.
This is a national tragedy
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
kentuckylantern.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
National public health “leadership” (hi RFK Jr 🙄) keeps poisoning public health with lies.
Vaccines prevent needless childhood deaths.
No baby in America should be dying of whooping cough — not when we have safe, effective vaccines literally ready to go.
This is a national tragedy
Vaccines prevent needless childhood deaths.
No baby in America should be dying of whooping cough — not when we have safe, effective vaccines literally ready to go.
This is a national tragedy
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If we're starting "what is a Christmas movie" discourse early this year, I will tap the sign
*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If we're starting "what is a Christmas movie" discourse early this year, I will tap the sign
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Sigh
Gandalf Pig Naturals
Gandalf Pig Naturals
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sigh
Gandalf Pig Naturals
Gandalf Pig Naturals
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this one is EASY
f larry
m jason
k jerry
f larry
m jason
k jerry
put this in a group chat last night then immediately fell asleep 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
this one is EASY
f larry
m jason
k jerry
f larry
m jason
k jerry
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ahhh, the five major epochs of aging:
childhood, adolescence, adulthood, early ageing, and President of the United States
childhood, adolescence, adulthood, early ageing, and President of the United States
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
ahhh, the five major epochs of aging:
childhood, adolescence, adulthood, early ageing, and President of the United States
childhood, adolescence, adulthood, early ageing, and President of the United States