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he/him. invert, tf@g, jew
didn't see it myself until I was a teenager, but my older brother recounted The Shining to me and my younger brother when we were small enough to lose a lot of sleep over his telling 😅
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 28,1965
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Oh you need someone who will listen closely, give you the benefit of the doubt, and form polite and grammatically correctly-shaped answers to your questions by applying scripts and rulesets from other similar scenarios in order to make sense out of something obvious you’ve made incredibly difficult?
Kind of amazing to me that people are falling all over themselves for AI computer programs that badly approximate doing what neurodivergents naturally do well to begin with.
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I think about this a lot
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
2025 was ass, losing people you love sucks shit
my ambition for 2026 is for my friends to stay alive please
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my spouse was walking in our neighborhood near a group of children when a cybertruck went by and all these kids start clowning on it, and this 9yo goes "more like garbage truck amirite"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
oh you're a queer couple? who's honoring the pequod leaving nantucket and who's honoring the fellowship leaving rivendell
On this December 25th, which journey are you honoring?
▪️The Pequod leaves Nantucket
▪️The Fellowship leaves Rivendell
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"As with the walnut, so it was for me: the man I am, contained in the girl I was, like the new tree clasped in the fruit of the old."
We Are Green and Trembling by Gabriela Cabezón Cámara, translated by Robin Myers
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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They should invent tiny speakers that can fit inside a person’s ear so that person can watch videos without other people having to hear everything.
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
michael savage "transgender in your soup" walked so that donald trump "transgender for everybody" could run
December 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
my go-to anytime there's a conversation about sports happening
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
...you guys are getting hired for a job??
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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no idea what this is about but a RESOUNDING YES
Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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what it feels like to be the only one in the all-staff zoom meeting with pronouns turned on
March 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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personally believe children (and adults!) should be allowed to reject sex
They call gender-affirming care "sex-rejecting procedures."
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
one more class to teach this semester
0 finals to grade
0 grades to submit
0 student evaluations to dread
maybe I don't want to return to teaching college classes
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes I pray for you at night
Someday maybe you'll see the light
Some say in life you're gonna get what you give
But some things only God can forgive
—Kesha, "Praying"
Name your fav song lyric.
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
made Death by Chocolate Peppermint Cookies for my students 🥰
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
she wishes everyone a freylikhn khanike
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I don't like ever handing shit to Jerusalem post but they absolutely cooked here.
December 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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V’ahavta by Aurora Levins Morales

www.auroralevinsmorales.com/blog/vahavta
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Another example of why it's important to advocate from a place of love and solidarity rather than hate and a desire to win

The current system is fine with killing people it sees as subhuman

It is never radical or revolutionary to only change the definition of who is seen as subhuman
Just saw people arguing that the shooting in Sydney wasn’t antisemitic because Chabad is a Zionist movement, and killing Zionists is fine.

Fucking ghouls. Get fucked.
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM