max graves
@maximumgraves.bsky.social
cool cartoonist & neurotic little freak. adult man. pfp by remy boydell. you can read my webcomic at whathappensnext.webcomic.ws and you can give me money at patreon.com/maximumgraves.
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rewatching barry lyndon and making a shitty drawing of barry lyndon
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
rewatching barry lyndon and making a shitty drawing of barry lyndon
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i am selling my new shirt -> bloodsad.com/store.html
February 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
i am selling my new shirt -> bloodsad.com/store.html
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
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trans guy who's afraid that using the stall will out him so he shits in the urinal
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
trans guy who's afraid that using the stall will out him so he shits in the urinal
nobody knows how to design a mascot anymore. this looks like shit
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’
Donald Trump’s administration has turned to an unusual weapon in its attempt to resurrect coal mining – a cartoon lump of coal, complete with giant eyes and yellow mining garb, called ‘Coalie.’
The administration’s new mascot, kitted out with a helmet, boots and gloves, was introduced in a seemingly artificial intelligence-generated picture posted online by Doug Burgum, Trump’s interior secretary. “Mine, Baby, Mine!” Burgum wrote on X, adding that Coalie will act as a “spokesperson” for Trump’s “American Energy Dominance Agenda.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
nobody knows how to design a mascot anymore. this looks like shit
one time i was at a halloween party and the host had dracula 2000 on with the sound off and it's kind of to that movie's immense credit that you need 0 sound or dialogue to understand what's going on
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 AM
one time i was at a halloween party and the host had dracula 2000 on with the sound off and it's kind of to that movie's immense credit that you need 0 sound or dialogue to understand what's going on
to me being transgender mostly feels like the opening monologue in charlie kaufman's adaptation. except i'm not bald i just have a bad haircut right now
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
to me being transgender mostly feels like the opening monologue in charlie kaufman's adaptation. except i'm not bald i just have a bad haircut right now
i don't have tboy swag
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i don't have tboy swag
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patton oswalt has he/him lesbian swag
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
patton oswalt has he/him lesbian swag
i think a lot of trans guys, when they say a cis guy has tboy swag, they are really saying "i want to look like that guy". so they fucked up with that them dot us article bc no trans guy wants to look like justin bieber at the 2026 grammys. that i know of
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
i think a lot of trans guys, when they say a cis guy has tboy swag, they are really saying "i want to look like that guy". so they fucked up with that them dot us article bc no trans guy wants to look like justin bieber at the 2026 grammys. that i know of
no cis man has ever actually had "tboy swag" except for maybe paul williams
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
no cis man has ever actually had "tboy swag" except for maybe paul williams
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was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
Check this out. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read
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Hello! I finally bit the bullet and whipped up a GoFundMe. Full details are there, but tl;dr there's one last speedbump before I can actually use the degree I'll get in March, so I'm asking for help so it doesn't stop my momentum!
gofund.me/8e8c24842
venmo @ari-bigmouse
paypal thegiantrat@yahoo.com
gofund.me/8e8c24842
venmo @ari-bigmouse
paypal thegiantrat@yahoo.com
Donate to Help A. Bigmouse Clear The Last Hurdle Before Graduation!, organized by A Bigmouse
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gofund.me
January 30, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Hello! I finally bit the bullet and whipped up a GoFundMe. Full details are there, but tl;dr there's one last speedbump before I can actually use the degree I'll get in March, so I'm asking for help so it doesn't stop my momentum!
gofund.me/8e8c24842
venmo @ari-bigmouse
paypal thegiantrat@yahoo.com
gofund.me/8e8c24842
venmo @ari-bigmouse
paypal thegiantrat@yahoo.com
ok i know i just said all this but it's crazy that they inducted dave sim into the eisner hall of fame this year
i still enjoy the work of artists i know to be bad people because i feel like it is basically impossible to filter that out of one's life completely.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
ok i know i just said all this but it's crazy that they inducted dave sim into the eisner hall of fame this year
i still enjoy the work of artists i know to be bad people because i feel like it is basically impossible to filter that out of one's life completely.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 3:50 AM
i still enjoy the work of artists i know to be bad people because i feel like it is basically impossible to filter that out of one's life completely.
would any artists i know be interested in doing a 4-6 panel guest comic for whn? possibly as part of an art trade or in exchange for money (disclaimer: i do not have a huge budget for this but it's ok if it's something simple/not finished-looking)
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 AM
would any artists i know be interested in doing a 4-6 panel guest comic for whn? possibly as part of an art trade or in exchange for money (disclaimer: i do not have a huge budget for this but it's ok if it's something simple/not finished-looking)
max graves
live now at twitch.tv/maximumgraves
live now at twitch.tv/maximumgraves
January 24, 2026 at 10:04 PM
max graves
live now at twitch.tv/maximumgraves
live now at twitch.tv/maximumgraves
drawing stream on twitch tomorrow at 3pm mountain time
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 AM
drawing stream on twitch tomorrow at 3pm mountain time
see also: when earn gets made fun of for wearing a coca cola t-shirt at a strip club
There's a scene in Atlanta (FX) where Earn describes 8 minutes as "like a whole Animaniacs" and that shows a deeper understanding of nerds than the entirety of The Big Bang Theory.
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 AM
see also: when earn gets made fun of for wearing a coca cola t-shirt at a strip club
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Well they blew up the dickin’ man in Philly last night and they blew up his dick too
January 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Well they blew up the dickin’ man in Philly last night and they blew up his dick too
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I was packing kielbasa today
January 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I was packing kielbasa today
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to me it's weird to think of a writer taking over a series only ever written by one person as "completing" that series. at that point you might as well make up whatever ending you want in your head
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
to me it's weird to think of a writer taking over a series only ever written by one person as "completing" that series. at that point you might as well make up whatever ending you want in your head
glad to have been a part of this
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
glad to have been a part of this
fire water burn by bloodhound gang
Name a supposedly bad song that you unabashedly like.
Not like, ironically like.
But actually like like.
Not like, ironically like.
But actually like like.
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
fire water burn by bloodhound gang