merry christmax graves
@maximumgraves.bsky.social
cool cartoonist & neurotic little freak. adult man. pfp by remy boydell. you can read my webcomic at whathappensnext.webcomic.ws and you can give me money at patreon.com/maximumgraves.
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movie rules: when theres two guys on screen, they're fucking. when there's three guys, they're fucking. when there's one guy he's trying to find another guy to fuck
April 5, 2024 at 1:17 AM
movie rules: when theres two guys on screen, they're fucking. when there's three guys, they're fucking. when there's one guy he's trying to find another guy to fuck
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Seasons greetings. Check your bathroom now.
December 19, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Seasons greetings. Check your bathroom now.
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(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
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Bootleg Simpsons merchandise could be making you or your family very sick
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Bootleg Simpsons merchandise could be making you or your family very sick
we should introduce pallas cats to chicago as a new invasive species
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
we should introduce pallas cats to chicago as a new invasive species
finally figured this out. i wanted to remember this short film for later
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
finally figured this out. i wanted to remember this short film for later
christmas gift art for my boyfriend
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
christmas gift art for my boyfriend
i have suddenly gotten sick which might slow me down somewhat. hopefully i don't end up behind on art/comic related responsibilities but this is kind of an In Bed Day to me
December 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i have suddenly gotten sick which might slow me down somewhat. hopefully i don't end up behind on art/comic related responsibilities but this is kind of an In Bed Day to me
every time i have to update my phone i get a notification that won't go away until i let t mobile try to trick me into downloading a bunch of apps i don't want (including a crypto wallet and a caesar's palace slot machine app)
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
every time i have to update my phone i get a notification that won't go away until i let t mobile try to trick me into downloading a bunch of apps i don't want (including a crypto wallet and a caesar's palace slot machine app)
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max drew an excellent koffing for me way back when, commission him!
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
max drew an excellent koffing for me way back when, commission him!
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"Escaped from the Zoo" by Larry Doyle and Neil Sternecker, 1981-1984
September 1st, 1981 as seen in the Daily Illini
September 1st, 1981 as seen in the Daily Illini
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Escaped from the Zoo" by Larry Doyle and Neil Sternecker, 1981-1984
September 1st, 1981 as seen in the Daily Illini
September 1st, 1981 as seen in the Daily Illini
i liked to read popular science as a kid despite having no interest in science bc it would have pictures of like a barbecue grill that shot flames out the top or a custom car made to look like a big radio flyer wagon. but this is good too
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
i liked to read popular science as a kid despite having no interest in science bc it would have pictures of like a barbecue grill that shot flames out the top or a custom car made to look like a big radio flyer wagon. but this is good too
drunk at karaoke bar ama
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
drunk at karaoke bar ama
don't think this will really change anything besides marketing copy but the demonstration of hostility here alarms me
It's not just TomboyX, by the way! Trump's FDA has sent these warning letters to 11 companies that sell Binders.
- TransGuy Supply
- ShapeShifter Apparel
- GenderBender
- gc2b
- TomboyX
- FLAVNT Streetwear
- Early to Bed
- TOMSCOUT
- For Them
- Fluxion
- UNTAG
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
- TransGuy Supply
- ShapeShifter Apparel
- GenderBender
- gc2b
- TomboyX
- FLAVNT Streetwear
- Early to Bed
- TOMSCOUT
- For Them
- Fluxion
- UNTAG
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
don't think this will really change anything besides marketing copy but the demonstration of hostility here alarms me
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the genderbread person sucked me off
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
the genderbread person sucked me off
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when did everyone start saying fujoshing instead of fujoing
ima be honest I'm not sure I'm ready for the term Fujoshi to hit the mainstream
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
when did everyone start saying fujoshing instead of fujoing
glad we're all watching this. let's all watch ricky jay together
I don’t think we as a society have thanked @papapishu.bsky.social for obtaining, ripping, and uploading a master copy of the essential Ricky Jay And His 52 Assistants, Jay’s 1997 HBO special and the best distillation of his one of a kind talent archive.org/details/rick...
Ricky Jay & His 52 Assistants [1996] - RF Rip : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
NOTE: DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE COMPRESSED MP4 THAT ARCHIVE.ORG AUTO-GENERATES. This is an RF rip of Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, to date the greatest card...
archive.org
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
glad we're all watching this. let's all watch ricky jay together
i, too think you should commission elijah
Hey everyone! I'd love if you could give business to my good friend Elijah! He is currently open for commissions, and as you can see they're incredible! He draws in a homecooked style you really can't find elsewhere. You can find the links below!
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i, too think you should commission elijah
kind of funny to me that the younger version of stellan skarsgard's character in sentimental value isn't played by one of his 6 sons. i guess they were all busy that day
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
kind of funny to me that the younger version of stellan skarsgard's character in sentimental value isn't played by one of his 6 sons. i guess they were all busy that day
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Hmph. Once again, you have severely misread which archetype I project myself onto.
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hmph. Once again, you have severely misread which archetype I project myself onto.
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I learned so many important lessons in my childhood watching cartoons, like that I am never going to get older and can never die
February 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I learned so many important lessons in my childhood watching cartoons, like that I am never going to get older and can never die
scooby doo wrestlemania mystery. just not very good
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
scooby doo wrestlemania mystery. just not very good