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@tveducator.bsky.social
Lady, step inside my Hyundai
Pinned
2026 is going to be like if the intro to Enter The Void was a year #FontsAreBack
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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January 23, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Right now I'm looking at merging my bourbon company with Maker's Mark for another $110 million. That bourbon deal is a sure thing now.
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Right now I'm looking at merging my bourbon company with Maker's Mark for another $110 million. That bourbon deal is a sure thing now.
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I think this is the best cover I’ve ever seen.
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I think this is the best cover I’ve ever seen.
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Best Friend Chicken :)
Rustler is free on Epic Games Store. Definitely Not Friend Chicken is the next free title buff.ly/aadJJDg
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Best Friend Chicken :)
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the existence of eSIMs implies the presence of mechanical SIM cards
January 22, 2026 at 4:14 PM
the existence of eSIMs implies the presence of mechanical SIM cards
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my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
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Announcing my own successor to the newly enshittified Pitchfork called Puckpaddle
As CEO of Puckpaddle, I gave Fantasy a very generous 9.9 puck-paddles out of a theoretical 10 PPs
As CEO of Puckpaddle, I gave Fantasy a very generous 9.9 puck-paddles out of a theoretical 10 PPs
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Announcing my own successor to the newly enshittified Pitchfork called Puckpaddle
As CEO of Puckpaddle, I gave Fantasy a very generous 9.9 puck-paddles out of a theoretical 10 PPs
As CEO of Puckpaddle, I gave Fantasy a very generous 9.9 puck-paddles out of a theoretical 10 PPs
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“It was a simpler time then, back when all people wanted to talk about was the leader of the country molesting underage girls,” said Denver resident Scott Munoz
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
theonion.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“It was a simpler time then, back when all people wanted to talk about was the leader of the country molesting underage girls,” said Denver resident Scott Munoz
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www.comicsbeat.com/mad-about-dc...
Oh look at how MAD I am!!
Oh look at how MAD I am!!
MAD About DC one-shot announced
Rejoice fans of MAD Magazine! A special MAD About DC one-shot has been announced arriving on April Fool's Day!
www.comicsbeat.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
www.comicsbeat.com/mad-about-dc...
Oh look at how MAD I am!!
Oh look at how MAD I am!!
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I “ACED” the new Intelligence Test where you make the little story. Write the words in the empties.
Susie was feeling very TERRIBLE about the ROSIE, so she put on her DISGUSTING and went MASCULINE HAIRCUT.
Some people are saying it’s the best little story perhaps that has ever been by anyone
Susie was feeling very TERRIBLE about the ROSIE, so she put on her DISGUSTING and went MASCULINE HAIRCUT.
Some people are saying it’s the best little story perhaps that has ever been by anyone
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I “ACED” the new Intelligence Test where you make the little story. Write the words in the empties.
Susie was feeling very TERRIBLE about the ROSIE, so she put on her DISGUSTING and went MASCULINE HAIRCUT.
Some people are saying it’s the best little story perhaps that has ever been by anyone
Susie was feeling very TERRIBLE about the ROSIE, so she put on her DISGUSTING and went MASCULINE HAIRCUT.
Some people are saying it’s the best little story perhaps that has ever been by anyone
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I still think about Infra, and wish I had pushed more people to play it when I had a platform. It's nobbly and weird and surprising, a first-person explore-o-puzzler which opens with PowerPoint then tumbles into conspiracy and catastrophe. Down to £5 for a bit: store.steampowered.com/app/251110/I...
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I still think about Infra, and wish I had pushed more people to play it when I had a platform. It's nobbly and weird and surprising, a first-person explore-o-puzzler which opens with PowerPoint then tumbles into conspiracy and catastrophe. Down to £5 for a bit: store.steampowered.com/app/251110/I...
ou wa a a a
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
ou wa a a a
I listened to too much Stores and now my internal monologue sounds like DBJ
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I listened to too much Stores and now my internal monologue sounds like DBJ
Bluesky: It's Where Things Happen.
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Bluesky: It's Where Things Happen.
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TERMINALLY ONLINE TRANS WOMAN: We need real life experience requirements for using tripcodes immediately!!!
COMPLETELY OFFLINE TRANS WOMAN: Why do all the men I meet want me to top
GAY WHITE YODA ON GRINDR: Hairy enough you are not. Only bears do I wish to fuck, find chubs attractive do I not
COMPLETELY OFFLINE TRANS WOMAN: Why do all the men I meet want me to top
GAY WHITE YODA ON GRINDR: Hairy enough you are not. Only bears do I wish to fuck, find chubs attractive do I not
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 AM
TERMINALLY ONLINE TRANS WOMAN: We need real life experience requirements for using tripcodes immediately!!!
COMPLETELY OFFLINE TRANS WOMAN: Why do all the men I meet want me to top
GAY WHITE YODA ON GRINDR: Hairy enough you are not. Only bears do I wish to fuck, find chubs attractive do I not
COMPLETELY OFFLINE TRANS WOMAN: Why do all the men I meet want me to top
GAY WHITE YODA ON GRINDR: Hairy enough you are not. Only bears do I wish to fuck, find chubs attractive do I not
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“Nookie” by Limp Bizkit as featured in CarMax ‘CD Changer’ :30 spot for broadcast (2019)
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“Nookie” by Limp Bizkit as featured in CarMax ‘CD Changer’ :30 spot for broadcast (2019)
I'LL SING TUAH
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN. Rocco is trapped… you control his fate. Welcome to ROOM-B… LIVE NOW
twitch.tv/mega64podcast
twitch.tv/mega64podcast
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'LL SING TUAH
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(holding out fists with knuckles tatted to say "HOMER" and "MARGE") Have you ever heard the story of Homer and Marge
July 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
(holding out fists with knuckles tatted to say "HOMER" and "MARGE") Have you ever heard the story of Homer and Marge
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January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Alan Wake Origins Bundle is $2.49 on Steam buff.ly/wccbZDC
just fyi, they recently changed the name of this bundle from Alan Wake Franchise bundle to Origins bundle and just updated the banner graphic
just fyi, they recently changed the name of this bundle from Alan Wake Franchise bundle to Origins bundle and just updated the banner graphic
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Alan Wake Origins Bundle is $2.49 on Steam buff.ly/wccbZDC
just fyi, they recently changed the name of this bundle from Alan Wake Franchise bundle to Origins bundle and just updated the banner graphic
just fyi, they recently changed the name of this bundle from Alan Wake Franchise bundle to Origins bundle and just updated the banner graphic
I need to watch more Buffy. Every random spoiler I read gets me more hyped. What do you mean Seth Green is a werewolf. What the hell is a "buffybot" and why am I certain it's directly responsible for some kind of deviantart fetish
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I need to watch more Buffy. Every random spoiler I read gets me more hyped. What do you mean Seth Green is a werewolf. What the hell is a "buffybot" and why am I certain it's directly responsible for some kind of deviantart fetish
Lately I've been feeling like a twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop
January 20, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Lately I've been feeling like a twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop