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How much Klump talk is there

I'm publishing a book called The Rules Of Being An Indie Dev With Newfound Popularity and it's got one page and it reads "IF YOU SAY THINGS LIKE KEK REGULARLY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST HIRE THE MOST MILQUETOAST COMMUNITY MANAGER YOU CAN FIND"

I think the main lesson here is that there is no good reason for a single player imsim/RPG/whatever to have an official discord server, as official discord servers only bring pain and destruction in their wake. You don't get to choose if a bunch of gay losers enjoy your work (see Homestuck)

They took a perfectly good femme fatale and they gave her a husband

Homestuck undefeated by a slim margin of 200k words

Everyone is talking about C.P., P.E.Doran, and The Fett

Everyone in Austin who is not a part of the comedy mothership waymo cult hates this mf lol

That's the 360 controller lol. Here are the two OG xbox controllers (the first model, the duke, on the left)

Today I'm Club Penguin Puffer Durst

Big shoutouts to everyone who waited and said hi! I signed many copies of my own book, four copies of House of Leaves, and one picture of someone's pirated files of Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days