Duncan
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I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert. He/him
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stupidest man alive tournament criticised for lack of competition after Janan Ganesh sweeps it for 14th year running. investment in lower grade idiots proposed alongside reforms to league structure.
Britain should pray that Starmer survives ft.trib.al/5esmO4p
Britain should pray that Starmer survives
The country did not and would not vote for the Labour left
ft.trib.al
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
stupidest man alive tournament criticised for lack of competition after Janan Ganesh sweeps it for 14th year running. investment in lower grade idiots proposed alongside reforms to league structure.
Very funny this was spurred by inheritance tax on farmers
🚨BREAKING: Lib Dems announce plan to replace Treasury with new Department for Growth based in Birmingham.
It's time to get Britain growing again.
It's time to get Britain growing again.
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Very funny this was spurred by inheritance tax on farmers
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the 100% Unofficial Taylor Swift Annual 2026 applies a more critical lens to Taylor Swift than the Daily Record’s political editor applies to Anas Sarwar
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 AM
the 100% Unofficial Taylor Swift Annual 2026 applies a more critical lens to Taylor Swift than the Daily Record’s political editor applies to Anas Sarwar
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See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
"Switzerland’s military has terminated its contract with Palantir… following a security audit… concluded that U.S. intelligence agencies could potentially access sensitive Swiss defense data… significant reputational warning for the data analytics firm"
www.newscase.com/palantirs-sw...
#R4Today
www.newscase.com/palantirs-sw...
#R4Today
Palantir's Swiss Exit Highlights Global Data Sovereignty Challenge | NewsCase
Switzerland's military has terminated its contract with Palantir Technologies Inc. following a security audit. The review concluded that U.S. intelligence ag
www.newscase.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 AM
See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
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i’m crunching some numbers here and i’m not liking what i’m seeing
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i’m crunching some numbers here and i’m not liking what i’m seeing
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Exactly no (0) people go on the record to talk up this guy, and the people claiming he’d be a nightmare for the Tories are *the actual Tories*, but you’d be a cynic if you thought British journalism was basically a plot to mislead the public
Alistair Carns: Labour’s ex-marine who ‘would be a nightmare’ for the Tories
Alistair Carns: Labour’s ex-marine who ‘would be a nightmare’ for the Tories
Amid leadership speculation, former commando has been quietly talked about as a possible future contender
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Exactly no (0) people go on the record to talk up this guy, and the people claiming he’d be a nightmare for the Tories are *the actual Tories*, but you’d be a cynic if you thought British journalism was basically a plot to mislead the public
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It's not actually a mystery is it? It's a project that despises curiosity, difference, intellectual inquiry, humanity, complexity, difficulty, compassion, soul - and exalts crude and charmless displays of wealth and power. It is tacky, hateful, boorish and stupid - of course it makes shit art lol
From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?
From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?
As the right stokes culture wars, their alternatives to ‘woke’ Hollywood prove to be shoddily made and uninspired
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
It's not actually a mystery is it? It's a project that despises curiosity, difference, intellectual inquiry, humanity, complexity, difficulty, compassion, soul - and exalts crude and charmless displays of wealth and power. It is tacky, hateful, boorish and stupid - of course it makes shit art lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i9Q... same vibe
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i9Q... same vibe
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Yeah man the deluded screeds of yesterdays spad are a good assessment of the public mood
You may not like it, but strip out the hyperbole and abuse and it's quite hard to argue with this Cummings asssessment of the public mood
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Yeah man the deluded screeds of yesterdays spad are a good assessment of the public mood
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There‘s lots of political incidents that still need clear accountability but if the Epstein stuff just gets turned into a stupid meme for zany tik toks and reels and there’s no justice then I feel like it will make people more insane than usual. How can anyone carry on pretending like it’s normal
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
There‘s lots of political incidents that still need clear accountability but if the Epstein stuff just gets turned into a stupid meme for zany tik toks and reels and there’s no justice then I feel like it will make people more insane than usual. How can anyone carry on pretending like it’s normal
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Reading Daily Record headlines/journo posts like
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Reading Daily Record headlines/journo posts like
Clear everyone's going to let starmer take the shagging the local elections will be then move
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Clear everyone's going to let starmer take the shagging the local elections will be then move
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my "israel is committing war crimes but I can't say anything because israel controls the labour party" whatsapp messages are not proving as exculpatory as i had hoped
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
my "israel is committing war crimes but I can't say anything because israel controls the labour party" whatsapp messages are not proving as exculpatory as i had hoped
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this is a genuine headline for a genuine story by the way. they are laughing in our faces www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
this is a genuine headline for a genuine story by the way. they are laughing in our faces www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Round of applause and cheers for Keir Starmer as he arrives to address Labour MPs at the PLP meeting
Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted
Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Round of applause and cheers for Keir Starmer as he arrives to address Labour MPs at the PLP meeting
Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted
Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted
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Absolutely incredible work. 10/10, no notes
February 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Absolutely incredible work. 10/10, no notes
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It is, you have to admit, class that Wes Streeting managed to leak texts with Peter Mandelson that outlined his policy differences with the current leadership
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It is, you have to admit, class that Wes Streeting managed to leak texts with Peter Mandelson that outlined his policy differences with the current leadership
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This tool's really powerful you know, if you keep zooming in it's amazing how granular the descriptors get
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This tool's really powerful you know, if you keep zooming in it's amazing how granular the descriptors get
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[texting at 22:58] I'll just finish this last government reset and then I'll head for home :)
[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
[texting at 22:58] I'll just finish this last government reset and then I'll head for home :)
[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
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No greater love hath a man than to lay down his subordinates for his life
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
No greater love hath a man than to lay down his subordinates for his life
another starmer reorganisation
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
another starmer reorganisation
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hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
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our position is that he’s doing a bloody great job delivering on the priorities of the british people right and will be doing so for three more months until regrettably the people have expressed their anger at his serious failures of leadership
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
our position is that he’s doing a bloody great job delivering on the priorities of the british people right and will be doing so for three more months until regrettably the people have expressed their anger at his serious failures of leadership