Duncan
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I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert. He/him
Clear everyone's going to let starmer take the shagging the local elections will be then move
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Clear everyone's going to let starmer take the shagging the local elections will be then move
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my "israel is committing war crimes but I can't say anything because israel controls the labour party" whatsapp messages are not proving as exculpatory as i had hoped
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
my "israel is committing war crimes but I can't say anything because israel controls the labour party" whatsapp messages are not proving as exculpatory as i had hoped
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this is a genuine headline for a genuine story by the way. they are laughing in our faces www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
this is a genuine headline for a genuine story by the way. they are laughing in our faces www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Round of applause and cheers for Keir Starmer as he arrives to address Labour MPs at the PLP meeting
Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted
Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Round of applause and cheers for Keir Starmer as he arrives to address Labour MPs at the PLP meeting
Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted
Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted
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Absolutely incredible work. 10/10, no notes
February 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Absolutely incredible work. 10/10, no notes
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It is, you have to admit, class that Wes Streeting managed to leak texts with Peter Mandelson that outlined his policy differences with the current leadership
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It is, you have to admit, class that Wes Streeting managed to leak texts with Peter Mandelson that outlined his policy differences with the current leadership
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This tool's really powerful you know, if you keep zooming in it's amazing how granular the descriptors get
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This tool's really powerful you know, if you keep zooming in it's amazing how granular the descriptors get
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[texting at 22:58] I'll just finish this last government reset and then I'll head for home :)
[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
[texting at 22:58] I'll just finish this last government reset and then I'll head for home :)
[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
[to myself, after speaking to my viziers] ah okay one more government reset then, I am sure my wife will not mind
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No greater love hath a man than to lay down his subordinates for his life
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
No greater love hath a man than to lay down his subordinates for his life
another starmer reorganisation
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
another starmer reorganisation
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hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
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our position is that he’s doing a bloody great job delivering on the priorities of the british people right and will be doing so for three more months until regrettably the people have expressed their anger at his serious failures of leadership
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
our position is that he’s doing a bloody great job delivering on the priorities of the british people right and will be doing so for three more months until regrettably the people have expressed their anger at his serious failures of leadership
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Morgan McSweeney really the Callum Davidson of politics
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Morgan McSweeney really the Callum Davidson of politics
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Mad we might get to see both scenarios here. It’s like getting killed in a video game and then returning to a checkpoint
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Mad we might get to see both scenarios here. It’s like getting killed in a video game and then returning to a checkpoint
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please, my straws, they’re very clutched
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
please, my straws, they’re very clutched
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Perhaps one lesson to be taken from Starmer's fate is that if you're going make things like integrity and good judgement key pillars of your political persona, you do then still have to demonstrate a little bit of these qualities once in a while
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Perhaps one lesson to be taken from Starmer's fate is that if you're going make things like integrity and good judgement key pillars of your political persona, you do then still have to demonstrate a little bit of these qualities once in a while
Anas Sarwar being such a repulsive loser that his call to resign actually fortifiea starmer would be funny
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Anas Sarwar being such a repulsive loser that his call to resign actually fortifiea starmer would be funny
Funny
Am told Eluned Morgan, First Minister of Wales, is going to follow Anas Sarwar in calling for the PM to stand down;
Also that there will be "Scottish MP ministerial resignations" afterwards
Ministers saying it's the end game...
Also that there will be "Scottish MP ministerial resignations" afterwards
Ministers saying it's the end game...
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Funny
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"Kier Starmer must resign over a decision I supported and celebrated" is the purest distillation of Anas Sarwar, an absolute worm of a man
NEW: Leader of Scottish Labour is expected to call on the Prime Minister to resign.
Anas Sarwar MSP has hastily arranged a press conference for this afternoon. It’s understood he will set out his position on Sir Keir Starmer
Anas Sarwar MSP has hastily arranged a press conference for this afternoon. It’s understood he will set out his position on Sir Keir Starmer
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
"Kier Starmer must resign over a decision I supported and celebrated" is the purest distillation of Anas Sarwar, an absolute worm of a man
That's the perm sec at my dept announcing they're stepping down in the summer
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
That's the perm sec at my dept announcing they're stepping down in the summer
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they’re calling it the most immediately effective political poster of all time
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
they’re calling it the most immediately effective political poster of all time
If there is single labour figure on worse footing to call for starmer to go it's Anas sarwar
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
If there is single labour figure on worse footing to call for starmer to go it's Anas sarwar