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I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert. He/him
Seamus Coleman starting rwb in 2025 JFC
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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people are focusing on the scary part ("AI-generated") but why, why on Earth, would I want content "from users"
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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As I have long since given up on good things happening, I will settle for very, very funny things.
Just imagine the Krakatoa of enraged, flailing bullshit we would get, if it looked like Ed was going to thrash Streeting in a leadership election.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today.

STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Great undoubtedly self written citationless paragraph in Alan Kernaghan's Wiki
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com

Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.

from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com

wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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openAI doesn't want to release 20 million private chatGPT conversations to reporters because they're worried we'll find out 78% of all daily users ask the computer to be their girlfriend
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I really need to know what passes through someone's head on its way out their mouth when they respond this way. Like you gamed it out and decided the most likely answer is that the person you're talking to is stupid?
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.

The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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i wonder why elon musk specifically might favour a criminal justice system where you don't have to go to prison 🤔🤔
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A lot of people don’t know about the 6th pillar of Islam: being chill
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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how do you have a book about the party before you actually have a party
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Starmer's internal party management seems dire. What none of your MPs or ministers really like or support you cause your aloof
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Is this the worst use of metaphorical language in recent memory? It might be!

How do you get a firing squad into the hole? If several people got down into the hole, why can't they use the same method to get back out of it? If they fell in it by accident, why did they all have guns?
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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The first thing anti-trans groups like Bayswater Group and Transgender Trend say to parents of trans teens is take their phones, get them off the internet
So, given that a lot of trans people are offended that Brianna's transfemicide is being turned into a crusade against phone use, when Brianna had a supportive online community and was murdered offline by her classmates:

Do you think "Touch grass" is an appropriate response to that context?
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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“Girl In A Football Shirt”, by Alexander Samokhvalov, 1932.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Streeting undoubtedly evil but will outfox starmer because he does actually have political instincts and operational skills
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM