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Keri
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Writer, graphic designer, hockey fan, liberal, mom, cat lover, horror aficionado. Not necessarily in that order.
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behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Anyone who says cats aren’t affectionate has been a dick to cats.
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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BEGONE FOUL YEAR THAT FELT LIKE A DECADE, I ABJURE THEE TO THE ABYSS
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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Avs fans to the Canadian Olympic Committee...

#GoAvsGo
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January 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Happy New Years Eve and Team Canada selection day Jordan Binnington 😂🫵

Avs making a statement tonight 😤
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Sharing with SciArt Feed 🐡 subscribers:
Happy New Year. 🥲

Troodontid in the Snow
Ink, 111 × 149 mm.
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Relaxation tips:
- picture a quiet forest
- picture yourself wandering in the gloom
- picture a mossy forest horror creeping up behind you
- picture yourself becoming best friends with the mossy forest horror, scaring townsfolk together, and sharing tea & laughter
December 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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EUROLANCHE INVASION XI (2018/19)

Read a recap ➡️ www.eurolanche.com/article.php?...

Take a look back to all Eurolanche’s 15 trips to Colorado organized between 2008-2025 on the occasion of the coming Eurolanche on Tour XVI - the last ever trip with David’s presence as the organizer.

#Avs
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Tips to make it through winter:
- weather proof your top hats & fanciful wigs
- summon a minor fire demon and bind it in a locket
- wander the trackless moors and howl into the Void to stay warm
- embrace the cold darkness
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It is my birthday, and a lot of things suck, but the Avs, Nuggets, and Broncos all won; my sweetie has ensconced me in a Midcentury train car VRBO for the evening with tiki cocktails and chargrilled oysters, I have 5 great kids who chose wisely in love, and the world's best dog. i am content!
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Sinatra is complicated because he became a relatively conservative Republican later in life, but in his heyday, he rivaled the 101st Airborne in terms of “anti-racism backed by superior firepower”
December 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, dove down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y’ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones he shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually found himself on a planet called Third Earth, where he had a long-running quarrel with a group of anthropomorphic cats
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Everyone just smile when your mom tells you about that ne’er do well cousin who says he’s a “project manager” for “building data centers” who says he uses chatGPT for his job.

We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Toast -- the grey tabby -- thinks I am history's greatest monster because I had to slather the Christmas decoration electrical cords with habenero sauce so he would stop fucking chewing them. Josie is comforting him.
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Happy Cthulhu-mas to all who celebrate.
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December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Affordable last minute gift ideas!
- mysterious jar of moss
- invisible helmet
- thrift store goblin bones
- fox laughter
- map of good burritos
- curly fries & kindness
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM