Kenji: New Year, Same Dumpster Fire
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
My coworker just sent me this and said "please advise the school that there's a fat ugly mean cat in the parking lot"
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
My coworker just sent me this and said "please advise the school that there's a fat ugly mean cat in the parking lot"
Yes, please passive aggressively complain about the carpet cleaners that you were warned would be here today
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Yes, please passive aggressively complain about the carpet cleaners that you were warned would be here today
Eleanor Rigby
Name your fav Aretha Franklin song
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Eleanor Rigby
Did you ever have to "stand on the wall" as punishment in elementary school or was this a punishment very specific to my school district?
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Did you ever have to "stand on the wall" as punishment in elementary school or was this a punishment very specific to my school district?
No one told me that Noah Wylie wears GLASSES in The Pitt
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
No one told me that Noah Wylie wears GLASSES in The Pitt
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Jess became more thoughtful, and ultimately successful, as soon as he removed himself from Rory’s orbit. She and Logan deserve each other because no one else should have to be in a relationship with either of them.
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Jess became more thoughtful, and ultimately successful, as soon as he removed himself from Rory’s orbit. She and Logan deserve each other because no one else should have to be in a relationship with either of them.
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Gonna be real, as I get older, the more I realize this was not healthy and he was very very controlling.
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Gonna be real, as I get older, the more I realize this was not healthy and he was very very controlling.
Rory with anyone but Jes and Jes sucked but he at least worked
Lorelai and Chris and Rory and Logan in Gilmore Girls.
Rich dudes are the worst.
Rich dudes are the worst.
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Rory with anyone but Jes and Jes sucked but he at least worked
Grace Adler and Leo Marcus
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Grace Adler and Leo Marcus
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Romeo+Juliet
Romeo+Juliet
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Romeo+Juliet
Romeo+Juliet
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Me when AIM chatrooms came out and I wanted to talk to boys:
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Me when AIM chatrooms came out and I wanted to talk to boys:
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weeeee. it’s cominggggggg!! 🚆
NEW STORY // Simulated 2 Line Service Begins Saturday, Bringing Riders a Frequency Boost
www.theurbanist.org/2026/02/10/s...
www.theurbanist.org/2026/02/10/s...
Simulated 2 Line Service Begins Saturday, Bringing Riders a Frequency Boost » The Urbanist
# On Saturday, February 14, simulated service on the full 2 Line will commence, with train operators mimicking the service patterns they intend to operate after the March 28 grand opening. Light rail ...
www.theurbanist.org
February 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
weeeee. it’s cominggggggg!! 🚆
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The 3 genders: alt, gay, from New Jersey
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The 3 genders: alt, gay, from New Jersey
What is your favorite Disney movie? (A real Sophie's choice here)
Cinderella
Cinderella
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
What is your favorite Disney movie? (A real Sophie's choice here)
Cinderella
Cinderella
🤤
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
🤤
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February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Democrats continuing to feverishly ask for money when half the headlines are "democrat wins major upset despite being outspent 3:1"
It's. The. Message. Guys.
It's. The. Message. Guys.
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Democrats continuing to feverishly ask for money when half the headlines are "democrat wins major upset despite being outspent 3:1"
It's. The. Message. Guys.
It's. The. Message. Guys.
Despite my loudest prayers, Bad Bunny and Ricky Martin were fully clothed for the whole thing?
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Despite my loudest prayers, Bad Bunny and Ricky Martin were fully clothed for the whole thing?
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there's a specific southern accent that pronounces and uses "wanting" strangely and it's nails on a chalkboard
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
there's a specific southern accent that pronounces and uses "wanting" strangely and it's nails on a chalkboard
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In the 1980s, the US went bonkers for 'La Bamba' and Los Lobos. Like, if the halftime show had been an actual huge thing then (that didn't happen till the 1990s), Los Lobos could've played and even Republicans would've loved it. How are we regressing SO hard?
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
In the 1980s, the US went bonkers for 'La Bamba' and Los Lobos. Like, if the halftime show had been an actual huge thing then (that didn't happen till the 1990s), Los Lobos could've played and even Republicans would've loved it. How are we regressing SO hard?
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the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
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The electrical poles blowing up highlights the immense issue of reliable electricity in Puerto Rico. Since Hurricane Maria, the grid has been completely unreliable. Most of the money sent to fix it has been held up or shoveled into corrupt companies that pocket the money. There is immense corruption
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The electrical poles blowing up highlights the immense issue of reliable electricity in Puerto Rico. Since Hurricane Maria, the grid has been completely unreliable. Most of the money sent to fix it has been held up or shoveled into corrupt companies that pocket the money. There is immense corruption
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happy World Pizza Day, girls
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
happy World Pizza Day, girls