Kenji: New Year, Same Dumpster Fire
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
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I’m 72. I used ”mid” and “rizz” for the benefit of my 7th grader grandson. His trauma was profound.
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I’m 72. I used ”mid” and “rizz” for the benefit of my 7th grader grandson. His trauma was profound.
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
and look, this wasn't even the worst thing that happened to that high school in the last 56 years, nor in the period I went to it 30 to 26 years ago.
So it was definitely horrific that Flint, Michigan's water wasn't potable for years, but my city had a minor water issue the other day so I looked at all of the state of Maine water alerts and...my high school hasn't had potable water since I was a junior 27 years ago due to mercury.
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
and look, this wasn't even the worst thing that happened to that high school in the last 56 years, nor in the period I went to it 30 to 26 years ago.
So it was definitely horrific that Flint, Michigan's water wasn't potable for years, but my city had a minor water issue the other day so I looked at all of the state of Maine water alerts and...my high school hasn't had potable water since I was a junior 27 years ago due to mercury.
February 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
So it was definitely horrific that Flint, Michigan's water wasn't potable for years, but my city had a minor water issue the other day so I looked at all of the state of Maine water alerts and...my high school hasn't had potable water since I was a junior 27 years ago due to mercury.
I just stole a pillow from Elphie and...she has another pillow somehow?
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I just stole a pillow from Elphie and...she has another pillow somehow?
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I like to think that the friends you have during a specific time of your life were meant to be a part and help you move on to the next phase of your life.
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I like to think that the friends you have during a specific time of your life were meant to be a part and help you move on to the next phase of your life.
Ordered two new pairs of specs today. In two weeks I'll show 'em off.
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Ordered two new pairs of specs today. In two weeks I'll show 'em off.
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A straight couple where the guy is not homophobic but the girl is homophobic is such a crazy vibe… I’ve encountered 2 such scenarios — it’s rare — but they’re out there
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
A straight couple where the guy is not homophobic but the girl is homophobic is such a crazy vibe… I’ve encountered 2 such scenarios — it’s rare — but they’re out there
Everyone touch...FRED
February 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Everyone touch...FRED
I talk to a handful of my college friends literally daily (we have an email list) and I went to one of my high school friend's weddings last fall, but I was the only one from our high school there (save his older sister).
I got married right after college and my 4 groomsman were my closest friends (incl one from HS). I worked *so hard* to keep in touch & visit as we dispersed, but it was never reciprocated (common neurodivergent tale). 18 yrs later, through no drama or fault, none of them remain in touch.
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I talk to a handful of my college friends literally daily (we have an email list) and I went to one of my high school friend's weddings last fall, but I was the only one from our high school there (save his older sister).
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Action like ending the 287(g) agreement with the DOC. #mapoli boltsmag.org/massachusett...
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Action like ending the 287(g) agreement with the DOC. #mapoli boltsmag.org/massachusett...
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I keep saying that one of these years Massachusetts should try electing a Democrat as governor instead
At the same time that Healey is saying that we have enough money to give large corporations tax cuts for investments they make in Texas, she wants to bring back asset tests for welfare programs.
commonwealthbeacon.org/government/s...
commonwealthbeacon.org/government/s...
‘It just requires people to be destitute’: Healey draws criticism over push to tighten eligibility for safety-net program
Five years after lawmakers scrapped the asset limit attached to the Emergency Aid to the Elderly, Disabled, and Children program, Gov. Maura Healey wants to bring it back at a higher threshold — a mov...
commonwealthbeacon.org
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I keep saying that one of these years Massachusetts should try electing a Democrat as governor instead
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No, I will not spend the day hoping gay men die through my inaction.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
No, I will not spend the day hoping gay men die through my inaction.
I was born like this 🥺
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I was born like this 🥺
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The look you get when you tell the Branch Manager the hike is over
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The look you get when you tell the Branch Manager the hike is over
"not sure I like dis"
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"not sure I like dis"
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Ok, Italians are still white, had to check.
This is hilarious. A defender of white identity and culture is asked to define it and comes up empty. Nothing in the tank.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Ok, Italians are still white, had to check.
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I feel like maybe the best argument for race being a bullshit social construct is to ask people to unpack what whiteness is or means.
Italians, Irish, Polish etc. all had to essentially buy their way into being white. So it sure ain’t the melanin!
Italians, Irish, Polish etc. all had to essentially buy their way into being white. So it sure ain’t the melanin!
Ok, Italians are still white, had to check.
This is hilarious. A defender of white identity and culture is asked to define it and comes up empty. Nothing in the tank.
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I feel like maybe the best argument for race being a bullshit social construct is to ask people to unpack what whiteness is or means.
Italians, Irish, Polish etc. all had to essentially buy their way into being white. So it sure ain’t the melanin!
Italians, Irish, Polish etc. all had to essentially buy their way into being white. So it sure ain’t the melanin!
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Team member scheduled an SSO cert update for 4pm on Friday the 13th.
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Team member scheduled an SSO cert update for 4pm on Friday the 13th.
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
I think it's possible to take this seat, but not the way New England Democrats approach elections.
Here's the issue, these same ads were run last election in 2020 and the Democrats put up a sweater set and pearls candidate against her. This time they're putting up an 80 year old woman or a problematic ex-defense contractor.
This ad should concern Susan Collins.
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I think it's possible to take this seat, but not the way New England Democrats approach elections.
Here's the issue, these same ads were run last election in 2020 and the Democrats put up a sweater set and pearls candidate against her. This time they're putting up an 80 year old woman or a problematic ex-defense contractor.
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Here's the issue, these same ads were run last election in 2020 and the Democrats put up a sweater set and pearls candidate against her. This time they're putting up an 80 year old woman or a problematic ex-defense contractor.
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Fascism's Child
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Fascism's Child