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@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad πβπ¦Ίπ, husband π¬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
π‘ 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
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As subtle as a plane crash.
π‘ 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
π³οΈβπ & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
wanting, not want, though I assume the same people draw that word out in the same manner.
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 AM
wanting, not want, though I assume the same people draw that word out in the same manner.
yes though that's not how I would describe it, but yes. It's like the word is very hard to say so they have to spend a lot of time on it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
yes though that's not how I would describe it, but yes. It's like the word is very hard to say so they have to spend a lot of time on it.
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there's a specific southern accent that pronounces and uses "wanting" strangely and it's nails on a chalkboard
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
there's a specific southern accent that pronounces and uses "wanting" strangely and it's nails on a chalkboard
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In the 1980s, the US went bonkers for 'La Bamba' and Los Lobos. Like, if the halftime show had been an actual huge thing then (that didn't happen till the 1990s), Los Lobos could've played and even Republicans would've loved it. How are we regressing SO hard?
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
In the 1980s, the US went bonkers for 'La Bamba' and Los Lobos. Like, if the halftime show had been an actual huge thing then (that didn't happen till the 1990s), Los Lobos could've played and even Republicans would've loved it. How are we regressing SO hard?
In 1999, Gloria Estefan performed in Spanish! Stevie Wonder wore a jacket with African and American on the sleeves!
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
In 1999, Gloria Estefan performed in Spanish! Stevie Wonder wore a jacket with African and American on the sleeves!
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the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
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The electrical poles blowing up highlights the immense issue of reliable electricity in Puerto Rico. Since Hurricane Maria, the grid has been completely unreliable. Most of the money sent to fix it has been held up or shoveled into corrupt companies that pocket the money. There is immense corruption
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The electrical poles blowing up highlights the immense issue of reliable electricity in Puerto Rico. Since Hurricane Maria, the grid has been completely unreliable. Most of the money sent to fix it has been held up or shoveled into corrupt companies that pocket the money. There is immense corruption
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happy World Pizza Day, girls
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
happy World Pizza Day, girls
When you're arguing with someone online and cannot even fathom how they got to their world view, because it's a world you don't recognize
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
When you're arguing with someone online and cannot even fathom how they got to their world view, because it's a world you don't recognize
It's been so cold so the snow won't melt, which is the only reason this remotely feels like the winter of 2015 (2 pics) or 2013 (3rd pic)
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It's been so cold so the snow won't melt, which is the only reason this remotely feels like the winter of 2015 (2 pics) or 2013 (3rd pic)
So many welfare queens who couldn't pass third grade English to save their lives are awfully upset by an entertainment show.
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
So many welfare queens who couldn't pass third grade English to save their lives are awfully upset by an entertainment show.
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one thing conservatives do a lot is go βi didnt watch the thing but heres what i think about itβ
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 PM
one thing conservatives do a lot is go βi didnt watch the thing but heres what i think about itβ
Ricky Martin!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Ricky Martin!!!!!
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DID I JUST SEE HOT MEN GRINDING ON EACH OTHER?!?
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
DID I JUST SEE HOT MEN GRINDING ON EACH OTHER?!?
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Some context from that Lays ad.
People are very stupid and donβt realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
Thatβs why they were parading around a potato in that ad like itβs the fucking Rosetta Stone.
People are very stupid and donβt realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
Thatβs why they were parading around a potato in that ad like itβs the fucking Rosetta Stone.
Layβs revamps to make clear that chips are made from potatoes | Capital Press
Lay's will revamp its brand after 42% of consumers didn't know their potato chips come from potatoes.
capitalpress.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Some context from that Lays ad.
People are very stupid and donβt realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
Thatβs why they were parading around a potato in that ad like itβs the fucking Rosetta Stone.
People are very stupid and donβt realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
Thatβs why they were parading around a potato in that ad like itβs the fucking Rosetta Stone.
Who is funding these anti-Hannaford advertisements and what is their motive?
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Who is funding these anti-Hannaford advertisements and what is their motive?
Yeah Iβm a part of the NFL; the Naked Feet Lovers
Yeah Iβm a part of the NFL; the National Foreskin League
Yeah Iβm a part of the NFL; the National Frotting League
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Yeah Iβm a part of the NFL; the Naked Feet Lovers
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Tell me you donβt understand the lyrics to American Idiot without telling me you donβt understand the lyrics to American Idiot.
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Tell me you donβt understand the lyrics to American Idiot without telling me you donβt understand the lyrics to American Idiot.
Oh the pineapple paloma is my favorite mingle flavor
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Oh the pineapple paloma is my favorite mingle flavor
Mar-a-lago face is just blow up doll face by another name
More needs to be written on the connections between this, fascism, and gen ai.
'Mar-a-Lago Face' Is Everywhere β And The Reason It's So Popular Is Kind Of Sinister
It's a caricature of femininity, and a must for any woman who wants to climb the ranks in MAGA world. But there are deeper reasons the look is so in demand, experts say.
www.huffpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Mar-a-lago face is just blow up doll face by another name
In the Boston area it's primarily property owners who are responsible and it's very hit or miss, with developers and absentee landlords being the worst offenders.
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
In the Boston area it's primarily property owners who are responsible and it's very hit or miss, with developers and absentee landlords being the worst offenders.
The municipality does the sidewalks here, but they did a piss poor job this storm and they don't do the boardwalk/harborwalk because of the private-public partnership π
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The municipality does the sidewalks here, but they did a piss poor job this storm and they don't do the boardwalk/harborwalk because of the private-public partnership π