Kenji: New Year, Same Dumpster Fire
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
I was born like this 🥺
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I was born like this 🥺
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The look you get when you tell the Branch Manager the hike is over
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The look you get when you tell the Branch Manager the hike is over
"not sure I like dis"
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"not sure I like dis"
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Ok, Italians are still white, had to check.
This is hilarious. A defender of white identity and culture is asked to define it and comes up empty. Nothing in the tank.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Ok, Italians are still white, had to check.
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I feel like maybe the best argument for race being a bullshit social construct is to ask people to unpack what whiteness is or means.
Italians, Irish, Polish etc. all had to essentially buy their way into being white. So it sure ain’t the melanin!
Italians, Irish, Polish etc. all had to essentially buy their way into being white. So it sure ain’t the melanin!
Ok, Italians are still white, had to check.
This is hilarious. A defender of white identity and culture is asked to define it and comes up empty. Nothing in the tank.
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I feel like maybe the best argument for race being a bullshit social construct is to ask people to unpack what whiteness is or means.
Italians, Irish, Polish etc. all had to essentially buy their way into being white. So it sure ain’t the melanin!
Italians, Irish, Polish etc. all had to essentially buy their way into being white. So it sure ain’t the melanin!
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Team member scheduled an SSO cert update for 4pm on Friday the 13th.
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Team member scheduled an SSO cert update for 4pm on Friday the 13th.
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
I think it's possible to take this seat, but not the way New England Democrats approach elections.
Here's the issue, these same ads were run last election in 2020 and the Democrats put up a sweater set and pearls candidate against her. This time they're putting up an 80 year old woman or a problematic ex-defense contractor.
This ad should concern Susan Collins.
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I think it's possible to take this seat, but not the way New England Democrats approach elections.
Here's the issue, these same ads were run last election in 2020 and the Democrats put up a sweater set and pearls candidate against her. This time they're putting up an 80 year old woman or a problematic ex-defense contractor.
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Here's the issue, these same ads were run last election in 2020 and the Democrats put up a sweater set and pearls candidate against her. This time they're putting up an 80 year old woman or a problematic ex-defense contractor.
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Fascism's Child
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Fascism's Child
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Chris Isaak - "Wicked Game"
Name a song with love, kiss, or baby in the lyrics
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Chris Isaak - "Wicked Game"
Baby, Baby - Amy Grant
Name a song with love, kiss, or baby in the lyrics
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Baby, Baby - Amy Grant
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in the last 12 days we had the curtain pulled with unimpeachable proof that ruling class is literally a cabal of santanic billionaire parasites and we have no ways to do anything about it. Or we pretend we don't.
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
in the last 12 days we had the curtain pulled with unimpeachable proof that ruling class is literally a cabal of santanic billionaire parasites and we have no ways to do anything about it. Or we pretend we don't.
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it’s that time of the week
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
it’s that time of the week
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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James Van Der Beek and his wife were RFK supporting anti-vaxxers and she's already grifting off his death
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
James Van Der Beek and his wife were RFK supporting anti-vaxxers and she's already grifting off his death
Unexpected good news
HOUSING NEWS: Massachusetts Governor Signs Executive Order to Study Single-Stair Residential Buildings
Gov. established an Advisory Group to study the conditions under which single-stair multifamily residential buildings could be permitted in Massachusetts.
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/12/b...
Gov. established an Advisory Group to study the conditions under which single-stair multifamily residential buildings could be permitted in Massachusetts.
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/12/b...
Maura Healey unveiled her latest plan to tackle Massachusetts’ housing crisis: Fewer staircases - The Boston Globe
Fire codes have long required two staircases in mid-rise apartment buildings. But advocates worry that drives up construction costs. So the state will study doing away with one.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Unexpected good news
One of those "if you grew up poor, what did you think was fancy" things for me was the Breyer's vanilla ice cream with the flecks of vanilla bean, the black carton with the mint leaf on it.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
One of those "if you grew up poor, what did you think was fancy" things for me was the Breyer's vanilla ice cream with the flecks of vanilla bean, the black carton with the mint leaf on it.
Freddie and I met a beagle who failed out of TSA training school
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Freddie and I met a beagle who failed out of TSA training school
I wuf his lil peets
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I wuf his lil peets
"are you making dinner, pop?" - Elphie & Fred
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
"are you making dinner, pop?" - Elphie & Fred
Could NBC not just edit out the sound of the drones?
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Could NBC not just edit out the sound of the drones?
If I bought these, I would be a menace
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
If I bought these, I would be a menace
My coworker just sent me this and said "please advise the school that there's a fat ugly mean cat in the parking lot"
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
My coworker just sent me this and said "please advise the school that there's a fat ugly mean cat in the parking lot"
Yes, please passive aggressively complain about the carpet cleaners that you were warned would be here today
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Yes, please passive aggressively complain about the carpet cleaners that you were warned would be here today