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Kenji: New Year, Same Dumpster Fire
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕‍🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.

As subtle as a plane crash.

🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️‍🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
Oh. My. God.
happy bad bunny dayyyy!!! ☀️
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Poppers?? No thanks, I prefer to huff all natural dog toe beans 🐾 🙂‍↕️
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
My dog son is cuddling me so hard that I'm not allowed to get up and be productive
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Can’t imagine being in a pure het relationship and not being able to bond over finding people attractive together
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Sunday dogs
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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That guy you went to high school with who failed English is having a come apart on Facebook right now. 🤣🤣🤣
Bad Bunny headlines the #SuperBowl halftime show today.
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Amazing how many couples go on HGTV shows where you can tell the wife is the only one who doesn’t know her husband is gay
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
...good god please let someone outbid Comcast next time for the Olympics coverage, the last several Olympics have been garbage. At least have one network showing full events.
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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More athletes should rip their clothes off when they win a gold medal like Benjamin Karl from Austria just did
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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If his racism wasn’t a dealbreaker when you voted for him, you’re okay with racism.
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
23,000 steps today and my legs are like jello because so much of it was over snow and ice
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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does anyone else get uhh “time stress” like you know you have a schedule and you’re just anxious until that point
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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So many of you sexy men 😘
February 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
It's giving
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
You know what, Wayfair, maybe
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I am currently experiencing so much side-eye
February 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The Milano Cortina 2026 graphics on the ice skating arena make it look like Taco Bell circa 1998
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
There are multiple posts by different people to this safe effect and how bad at reading comprehension do you have to be to park illegally that many times?
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
They are renovating the local Hannaford and good lord it's a mess on Superbowl and snowstorm weekend
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I honestly do not understand how this man has such a hold on New England, he's always been so nakedly self serving
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Two hilarious things about this.

1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.

2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Two hilarious things about this.

1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.

2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Now why BMW even have to ever show me this color car existing? Just why? 😭😍😍
February 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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"If we improve the lives of current American citizens, we risk the perception that this is a good country. Then people would want to live here. We’d be right back where we started: needing to spend all our taxpayer dollars deporting beloved community members."
There Is Limited Money in Our Big, Beautiful Budget, So We Need to Spend as Much of It as Possible to Keep Ruining Immigrants’ Lives
“The $170 billion price tag for immigration enforcement eclipses other law enforcement expenditures at the federal, state, and local level…. The la...
buff.ly
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Every review of anything James Spader is in is about how hot and irresistible James Spader is and is that a straight lady thing cuz I really don’t get it
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM