Kenji: New Year, Same Dumpster Fire
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad πβπ¦Ίπ, husband π¬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
π‘ 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
π³οΈβπ & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
π‘ 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
π³οΈβπ & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
"are you making dinner, pop?" - Elphie & Fred
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
"are you making dinner, pop?" - Elphie & Fred
Could NBC not just edit out the sound of the drones?
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Could NBC not just edit out the sound of the drones?
If I bought these, I would be a menace
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
If I bought these, I would be a menace
My coworker just sent me this and said "please advise the school that there's a fat ugly mean cat in the parking lot"
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
My coworker just sent me this and said "please advise the school that there's a fat ugly mean cat in the parking lot"
Yes, please passive aggressively complain about the carpet cleaners that you were warned would be here today
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Yes, please passive aggressively complain about the carpet cleaners that you were warned would be here today
I imagine that's minor semantical difference
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I imagine that's minor semantical difference
200 children chipping lead paint off the siding
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 AM
200 children chipping lead paint off the siding
Eleanor Rigby
Name your fav Aretha Franklin song
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Eleanor Rigby
Once the entire school got in trouble at lunch and we ringed the entire school building
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Once the entire school got in trouble at lunch and we ringed the entire school building
Did you ever have to "stand on the wall" as punishment in elementary school or was this a punishment very specific to my school district?
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Did you ever have to "stand on the wall" as punishment in elementary school or was this a punishment very specific to my school district?
The chemistry of two wet pieces of cardboard
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The chemistry of two wet pieces of cardboard
No one told me that Noah Wylie wears GLASSES in The Pitt
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
No one told me that Noah Wylie wears GLASSES in The Pitt
He's hot now! Rose Byrne and Bobby are π₯π₯π₯
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
He's hot now! Rose Byrne and Bobby are π₯π₯π₯
Bobby Cannavale was so in love with Will though.
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Bobby Cannavale was so in love with Will though.
other than that being taken wildly out of context
a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair with the words but did i lie written on her face .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair with the words but did i lie written on her face .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
other than that being taken wildly out of context
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Jess became more thoughtful, and ultimately successful, as soon as he removed himself from Roryβs orbit. She and Logan deserve each other because no one else should have to be in a relationship with either of them.
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Jess became more thoughtful, and ultimately successful, as soon as he removed himself from Roryβs orbit. She and Logan deserve each other because no one else should have to be in a relationship with either of them.
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Gonna be real, as I get older, the more I realize this was not healthy and he was very very controlling.
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Gonna be real, as I get older, the more I realize this was not healthy and he was very very controlling.
Rory with anyone but Jes and Jes sucked but he at least worked
Lorelai and Chris and Rory and Logan in Gilmore Girls.
Rich dudes are the worst.
Rich dudes are the worst.
With Valentineβs Day coming upβ¦ whatβs your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Rory with anyone but Jes and Jes sucked but he at least worked
Grace Adler and Leo Marcus
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Grace Adler and Leo Marcus
πππ
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
πππ
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Romeo+Juliet
Romeo+Juliet
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest βI saw that in the first run cinemaβ flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Romeo+Juliet
Romeo+Juliet
π₯Ίππ
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
π₯Ίππ
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Me when AIM chatrooms came out and I wanted to talk to boys:
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Me when AIM chatrooms came out and I wanted to talk to boys:
I read this as breastfeeding ILY on this good morning and hello Freudian slip
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I read this as breastfeeding ILY on this good morning and hello Freudian slip
excellent books
excellent pupper
excellent pupper
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
excellent books
excellent pupper
excellent pupper