Kenji: New Year, Same Dumpster Fire
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
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In the 1980s, the US went bonkers for 'La Bamba' and Los Lobos. Like, if the halftime show had been an actual huge thing then (that didn't happen till the 1990s), Los Lobos could've played and even Republicans would've loved it. How are we regressing SO hard?
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
In the 1980s, the US went bonkers for 'La Bamba' and Los Lobos. Like, if the halftime show had been an actual huge thing then (that didn't happen till the 1990s), Los Lobos could've played and even Republicans would've loved it. How are we regressing SO hard?
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the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
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The electrical poles blowing up highlights the immense issue of reliable electricity in Puerto Rico. Since Hurricane Maria, the grid has been completely unreliable. Most of the money sent to fix it has been held up or shoveled into corrupt companies that pocket the money. There is immense corruption
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The electrical poles blowing up highlights the immense issue of reliable electricity in Puerto Rico. Since Hurricane Maria, the grid has been completely unreliable. Most of the money sent to fix it has been held up or shoveled into corrupt companies that pocket the money. There is immense corruption
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happy World Pizza Day, girls
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
happy World Pizza Day, girls
When you're arguing with someone online and cannot even fathom how they got to their world view, because it's a world you don't recognize
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
When you're arguing with someone online and cannot even fathom how they got to their world view, because it's a world you don't recognize
It's been so cold so the snow won't melt, which is the only reason this remotely feels like the winter of 2015 (2 pics) or 2013 (3rd pic)
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It's been so cold so the snow won't melt, which is the only reason this remotely feels like the winter of 2015 (2 pics) or 2013 (3rd pic)
So many welfare queens who couldn't pass third grade English to save their lives are awfully upset by an entertainment show.
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
So many welfare queens who couldn't pass third grade English to save their lives are awfully upset by an entertainment show.
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one thing conservatives do a lot is go “i didnt watch the thing but heres what i think about it”
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 PM
one thing conservatives do a lot is go “i didnt watch the thing but heres what i think about it”
Ricky Martin!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Ricky Martin!!!!!
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DID I JUST SEE HOT MEN GRINDING ON EACH OTHER?!?
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
DID I JUST SEE HOT MEN GRINDING ON EACH OTHER?!?
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Some context from that Lays ad.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
Lay’s revamps to make clear that chips are made from potatoes | Capital Press
Lay's will revamp its brand after 42% of consumers didn't know their potato chips come from potatoes.
capitalpress.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Some context from that Lays ad.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
Who is funding these anti-Hannaford advertisements and what is their motive?
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Who is funding these anti-Hannaford advertisements and what is their motive?
Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the Naked Feet Lovers
Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the National Foreskin League
Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the National Frotting League
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the Naked Feet Lovers
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Tell me you don’t understand the lyrics to American Idiot without telling me you don’t understand the lyrics to American Idiot.
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Tell me you don’t understand the lyrics to American Idiot without telling me you don’t understand the lyrics to American Idiot.
Mar-a-lago face is just blow up doll face by another name
More needs to be written on the connections between this, fascism, and gen ai.
'Mar-a-Lago Face' Is Everywhere — And The Reason It's So Popular Is Kind Of Sinister
It's a caricature of femininity, and a must for any woman who wants to climb the ranks in MAGA world. But there are deeper reasons the look is so in demand, experts say.
www.huffpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Mar-a-lago face is just blow up doll face by another name
Just went out and shovelled two public* staircases two weeks after the storm and I'm exhausted
*technically they are supposed to be maintained by a private company as public benefit
*technically they are supposed to be maintained by a private company as public benefit
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Just went out and shovelled two public* staircases two weeks after the storm and I'm exhausted
*technically they are supposed to be maintained by a private company as public benefit
*technically they are supposed to be maintained by a private company as public benefit
Oh. My. God.
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Oh. My. God.
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Poppers?? No thanks, I prefer to huff all natural dog toe beans 🐾 🙂↕️
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Poppers?? No thanks, I prefer to huff all natural dog toe beans 🐾 🙂↕️
My dog son is cuddling me so hard that I'm not allowed to get up and be productive
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
My dog son is cuddling me so hard that I'm not allowed to get up and be productive
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Can’t imagine being in a pure het relationship and not being able to bond over finding people attractive together
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Can’t imagine being in a pure het relationship and not being able to bond over finding people attractive together
Sunday dogs
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Sunday dogs
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That guy you went to high school with who failed English is having a come apart on Facebook right now. 🤣🤣🤣
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
That guy you went to high school with who failed English is having a come apart on Facebook right now. 🤣🤣🤣
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Amazing how many couples go on HGTV shows where you can tell the wife is the only one who doesn’t know her husband is gay
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Amazing how many couples go on HGTV shows where you can tell the wife is the only one who doesn’t know her husband is gay
...good god please let someone outbid Comcast next time for the Olympics coverage, the last several Olympics have been garbage. At least have one network showing full events.
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
...good god please let someone outbid Comcast next time for the Olympics coverage, the last several Olympics have been garbage. At least have one network showing full events.
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More athletes should rip their clothes off when they win a gold medal like Benjamin Karl from Austria just did
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
More athletes should rip their clothes off when they win a gold medal like Benjamin Karl from Austria just did