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@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
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call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again
She fucking killed an entire family while speeding in her Mercedes SUV and they’re not going to even take her license away??
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again
🎉🎉🎉
First competition of the season is in the books! I had a blast performing my “Moulin Rouge!” program and couldn’t ask for better guys to share the podium with! Onwards to sectionals!
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
🎉🎉🎉
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I grew up in Vermont with a bajillion ski mountains and let me tell you, even there, only the rich kids went downhill skiing.
We all did cross country skiing in gym class, though.
We all did cross country skiing in gym class, though.
I don't think I'm wealthy enough to even view images of skis.
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I grew up in Vermont with a bajillion ski mountains and let me tell you, even there, only the rich kids went downhill skiing.
We all did cross country skiing in gym class, though.
We all did cross country skiing in gym class, though.
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I just think mor of you need to know about Jacob Middleton and his incredible mustache
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I just think mor of you need to know about Jacob Middleton and his incredible mustache
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Market Basket has my heart and my sword.
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Market Basket has my heart and my sword.
Round 1
February 15, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Round 1
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I want to sit down with every Christian and have them draw out a timeline of how they think history went while I fight back giggles and occasionally snort.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I want to sit down with every Christian and have them draw out a timeline of how they think history went while I fight back giggles and occasionally snort.
The Beefcake Factory
Applepee's
Texas Outhouse
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The Beefcake Factory
Applepee's
Texas Outhouse
The Golden Corral Reef
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Applepee's
This one does, too
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This one does, too
Finally started The Pitt and this is intense.
Hey buddy, the big flannel wearing guy who thinks people are cutting the line, I had a broken nose and lacerations and it was like 6+ hours to be seen at a trauma ER, wait your fucking turn.
Hey buddy, the big flannel wearing guy who thinks people are cutting the line, I had a broken nose and lacerations and it was like 6+ hours to be seen at a trauma ER, wait your fucking turn.
February 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Finally started The Pitt and this is intense.
Hey buddy, the big flannel wearing guy who thinks people are cutting the line, I had a broken nose and lacerations and it was like 6+ hours to be seen at a trauma ER, wait your fucking turn.
Hey buddy, the big flannel wearing guy who thinks people are cutting the line, I had a broken nose and lacerations and it was like 6+ hours to be seen at a trauma ER, wait your fucking turn.
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This perfect animal just lives rent free in my house
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
This perfect animal just lives rent free in my house
Even if you exclude the COVID crash, it's pretty damning
February 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Even if you exclude the COVID crash, it's pretty damning
Who the heck is this JFK Jr "documentary" for in 2026? In **1996** he was the best example of useless nepotistic white male privilege
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Who the heck is this JFK Jr "documentary" for in 2026? In **1996** he was the best example of useless nepotistic white male privilege
Tale as old as time, Susie sells her constituents down the river and they vote for her anyway
Susan Collins decides to support the SAVE America Act months after Maine voted 64-36% to reject a voter ID measure
February 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Tale as old as time, Susie sells her constituents down the river and they vote for her anyway
Last year's Valentine's Day
February 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Last year's Valentine's Day
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Happy Valentine’s Day internet boyfriends and partners
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day internet boyfriends and partners
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We give drivers so much space and it's still not enough for them
This asshat parked directly on the south end of the lakefront trail to deliver flowers and balloons. He couldn't be bothered to drive 20 more feet to a legal parking space, I couldn't be bothered to blur his license plate.
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
We give drivers so much space and it's still not enough for them
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Happy Valentine’s Day bloomfies from @saderbrioli.bsky.social and I 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day bloomfies from @saderbrioli.bsky.social and I 🥰
social media is such beautiful chaos on February 14 every year
February 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
social media is such beautiful chaos on February 14 every year
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Send these to your #valentines crushes, partners, or even situationship! (1/3)
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Send these to your #valentines crushes, partners, or even situationship! (1/3)
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I’m 72. I used ”mid” and “rizz” for the benefit of my 7th grader grandson. His trauma was profound.
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I’m 72. I used ”mid” and “rizz” for the benefit of my 7th grader grandson. His trauma was profound.