Kenji: New Year, Same Dumpster Fire
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
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I have no idea why, but it seemed like "turkey/broccoli/cheddar" was the number 1 go-to combo for all "healthy" frozen meal companies in the 90's
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I have no idea why, but it seemed like "turkey/broccoli/cheddar" was the number 1 go-to combo for all "healthy" frozen meal companies in the 90's
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Lean Pockets (1987-2020): A lower fat, lower calorie spin-off line of "Hot Pockets", available in a myriad of flavors and crusts, as well as breakfast options. Presented as a healthier alternative, using "healthy green" packaging
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Lean Pockets (1987-2020): A lower fat, lower calorie spin-off line of "Hot Pockets", available in a myriad of flavors and crusts, as well as breakfast options. Presented as a healthier alternative, using "healthy green" packaging
Okay but I want the cornichon mayo
Oh yeah. Today in products I didn’t know and kinda doubt anyone was asking for…
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Okay but I want the cornichon mayo
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Oooouueee, my stew came out PERFECTLY. 🤩
And I know it's gonna taste even better tomorrow! 🤌🏽 #CookingWithZ
And I know it's gonna taste even better tomorrow! 🤌🏽 #CookingWithZ
February 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oooouueee, my stew came out PERFECTLY. 🤩
And I know it's gonna taste even better tomorrow! 🤌🏽 #CookingWithZ
And I know it's gonna taste even better tomorrow! 🤌🏽 #CookingWithZ
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February 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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does it have to be a plane or can you just like have sex in denver or something
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
does it have to be a plane or can you just like have sex in denver or something
Did you forget to give Elphie some steak?
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Did you forget to give Elphie some steak?
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It's 2026. I don't want to hear virtue signaling from liberals about all the horrible people they'd vote for over Trump/Vance in 2028. I want to hear what work they're doing TODAY to ensure we will have better options then.
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
It's 2026. I don't want to hear virtue signaling from liberals about all the horrible people they'd vote for over Trump/Vance in 2028. I want to hear what work they're doing TODAY to ensure we will have better options then.
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Hakeem Jeffries always sounds bored out of his mind when doing interviews. Personally, if I was talking about ICE agents brutalizing and killing people, I would probably show at least a tiny bit of emotion.
February 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Hakeem Jeffries always sounds bored out of his mind when doing interviews. Personally, if I was talking about ICE agents brutalizing and killing people, I would probably show at least a tiny bit of emotion.
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New hard data show the same pattern of intense anti-Trump backlash that polls do. Protests against Trump are happening at 4x the rate as 2017-18, and special election swings offer more data on the same point
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-back...
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-back...
The backlash against Trump is showing up in hard data, not just polls
New data on protest activity shows organized anti-Trump actions are 4x the size they were in the president's first term. Your weekly political data roundup for February 15, 2026.
www.gelliottmorris.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
New hard data show the same pattern of intense anti-Trump backlash that polls do. Protests against Trump are happening at 4x the rate as 2017-18, and special election swings offer more data on the same point
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-back...
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-back...
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I'm often tempted to put a camera up at the 4-way stop by my house and do a weekly sizzle reel of batshit driving
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I'm often tempted to put a camera up at the 4-way stop by my house and do a weekly sizzle reel of batshit driving
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February 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I await my presents
i forgot to celebrate, but to me everyday is bottom appreciation day
February 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I await my presents
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If you want to understand why rich guys are turning back to eugenics and recreating the rhetoric and theology of slavery, it’s because they know on some level this level of wealth inequality is unjustifiable bsky.app/profile/marl...
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
If you want to understand why rich guys are turning back to eugenics and recreating the rhetoric and theology of slavery, it’s because they know on some level this level of wealth inequality is unjustifiable bsky.app/profile/marl...
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If the Democratic party continues to have nothing to offer but "not the other guy" then we shouldn't be surprised as more and more people check out and just stop voting.
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If the Democratic party continues to have nothing to offer but "not the other guy" then we shouldn't be surprised as more and more people check out and just stop voting.
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Though I will say it's pretty easy to translate 30° C = ~90° F really hot
20° C = ~70° F comfortable
10° C = ~50° F a light sweater
0° C = 32° F cold
20° C = ~70° F comfortable
10° C = ~50° F a light sweater
0° C = 32° F cold
::taps the sign::
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Though I will say it's pretty easy to translate 30° C = ~90° F really hot
20° C = ~70° F comfortable
10° C = ~50° F a light sweater
0° C = 32° F cold
20° C = ~70° F comfortable
10° C = ~50° F a light sweater
0° C = 32° F cold
That's a new one:
"I'm too short to see if I stop at the stop line"
It's...a signalled intersection
"I'm too short to see if I stop at the stop line"
It's...a signalled intersection
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
That's a new one:
"I'm too short to see if I stop at the stop line"
It's...a signalled intersection
"I'm too short to see if I stop at the stop line"
It's...a signalled intersection
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Honestly the world is on fire and our enemies are in power, we should just kiss
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Honestly the world is on fire and our enemies are in power, we should just kiss
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"All the free school meals, the free community college, making financial aid larger for people in Massachusetts, all of these things are going to go away...That doesn't make MA more affordable."
Appreciate her clarity on this. The ballot q is a major threat.
www.wcvb.com/article/heal...
Appreciate her clarity on this. The ballot q is a major threat.
www.wcvb.com/article/heal...
Gov. Healey opposes ballot push to cut state's income tax
"I really want the public to understand how catastrophic this would be to Massachusetts," Healey said.
www.wcvb.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
"All the free school meals, the free community college, making financial aid larger for people in Massachusetts, all of these things are going to go away...That doesn't make MA more affordable."
Appreciate her clarity on this. The ballot q is a major threat.
www.wcvb.com/article/heal...
Appreciate her clarity on this. The ballot q is a major threat.
www.wcvb.com/article/heal...
"someone could still file!"
Sure, they have a snowball's chance in hell, my friend. Journalism isn't supposed to be spinning fairytales!
Sure, they have a snowball's chance in hell, my friend. Journalism isn't supposed to be spinning fairytales!
February 16, 2026 at 3:10 AM
"someone could still file!"
Sure, they have a snowball's chance in hell, my friend. Journalism isn't supposed to be spinning fairytales!
Sure, they have a snowball's chance in hell, my friend. Journalism isn't supposed to be spinning fairytales!
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
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It is, in fact, insulting that our cities can’t even manage to keep the main roadways clear - weeks after the snow stopped.
February 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It is, in fact, insulting that our cities can’t even manage to keep the main roadways clear - weeks after the snow stopped.
"dad, dad" - Fred
February 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
"dad, dad" - Fred