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Dog dad 🐕‍🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.

As subtle as a plane crash.

🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
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Featured comment on our Arborway story (linked below)

"If an airport had a poor safety record and they refused to take corrective action in a timely manner would we continue to let them operate?"

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November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Flannel forearm Friday
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The proliferation of AI created JDs/job postings shows that we are in absolute hell.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jurassic Park
Name a comfort 90s film.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Gremlins
Name a horror film with a small monster/killer.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Nanette has a groundhog loving in her yard, not a groundhog, you know what I mean"

I assure you mother, I have no idea what on earth woodland creature you mean. (It probably *is* a groundhog)
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Even the wealthy prefer the services and experience of a well funded city. What a surprise.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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The last thing the CD2 race in Maine needs is a flood of guys who think the Senate race is too hard.

Please don't.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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We are facing some economic headwinds, but, for the first time in a while, it seems like the Commonwealth has a bit more oomph to keep all of us moving ahead with revenues from the milionaires' tax.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oh no, who will play candy crush and distract hepatitis Elmo in Times Square? Oh no.
lol.

like clockwork!
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We're all online enough that everyone knows what "hamster banana" refers to, right?
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Even Winifred Banks knew it
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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hello nine eleven? I would like to report a murder
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
New England is so change averse
How the fuck can so many Mainers still want to vote for Susan Collins? She’s so incredibly spineless, she’s held the seat for nearly 3 decades, and were she to win again she’ll be 80 at the end of her term. FFS! We need new blood in Congress so bad!
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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“Homeless teenaged whore seduces respectable man, ruining his life”
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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democrats love all their moderate, progressive, and top-of-the-distribution leaders <3
they can all live in harmony together under a big diverse tent if they restore regional party identities and stop the circular firing squad on nationalized media <3
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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“I am available until 4” does not mean “let’s meet at 4“
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
People act like driving is a god or constitutional given right and it's not.
bsky.app/profile/bart...
It just needs to be way easier to lose your license and your car for reckless driving, because a few months of major societal disruption 5 years ago taught people that driving in such a way that kills others or themselves is nbd
so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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It just needs to be way easier to lose your license and your car for reckless driving, because a few months of major societal disruption 5 years ago taught people that driving in such a way that kills others or themselves is nbd
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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The stated positions of Republicans are that if you are a 30 year old man saying and doing racist things you are a young man with a bright future that shouldn’t be ruined, but if you’re a 15 year old girl you‘re fair game to be raped by technically not pedophiles.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This foliage season has been muted but long lasting
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
and some of these truck drivers definitely failed staying inside the lines in kindergarten and never learned that skill (not that normal motorists have the ability to maintain a lane)
I know that MSP doesn't give a shit, but the number of large trucks on DCR parkways is insane
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I know that MSP doesn't give a shit, but the number of large trucks on DCR parkways is insane
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM