PhantasMal
@ogmalcontent79.bsky.social
Artist, currently working toward a voiceover career.
Oh and by the way, may I wish you all a happy Exploding Whale Day.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh and by the way, may I wish you all a happy Exploding Whale Day.
“You ever notice how as you get older, Lorena Bobbitt makes more sense?” — Dustin Poynter the Flag Guy
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“You ever notice how as you get older, Lorena Bobbitt makes more sense?” — Dustin Poynter the Flag Guy
It’s actually lower than that, but also the way this is presented is kinda misleading, because America has a lot of multilingual citizens whose literacy in not-English is just fine
Statistics are fun!
Statistics are fun!
They do say that the average US adult reads at an 7th grade level.
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s actually lower than that, but also the way this is presented is kinda misleading, because America has a lot of multilingual citizens whose literacy in not-English is just fine
Statistics are fun!
Statistics are fun!
Saw a thumbnail what said “We Stan Bucky”
No. No.
It’s “We Sebastian Stan Bucky”.
No. No.
It’s “We Sebastian Stan Bucky”.
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Saw a thumbnail what said “We Stan Bucky”
No. No.
It’s “We Sebastian Stan Bucky”.
No. No.
It’s “We Sebastian Stan Bucky”.
Aurora photos failed but lights and leaves will always come through
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Aurora photos failed but lights and leaves will always come through
Ok it’s Name That Wizard, let’s go.
Gandalf, Stephen, Albus, Merlin, Rincewind, Oz, Jafar, Big Nose, Ginger, Earhorn, Willow, Orko’s Gritty Reboot, Cosplaying Andoran, Aunt Flo, Howl, Constantine, Jonathan, Quentin, Harry (not that one), Choco
Gandalf, Stephen, Albus, Merlin, Rincewind, Oz, Jafar, Big Nose, Ginger, Earhorn, Willow, Orko’s Gritty Reboot, Cosplaying Andoran, Aunt Flo, Howl, Constantine, Jonathan, Quentin, Harry (not that one), Choco
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ok it’s Name That Wizard, let’s go.
Gandalf, Stephen, Albus, Merlin, Rincewind, Oz, Jafar, Big Nose, Ginger, Earhorn, Willow, Orko’s Gritty Reboot, Cosplaying Andoran, Aunt Flo, Howl, Constantine, Jonathan, Quentin, Harry (not that one), Choco
Gandalf, Stephen, Albus, Merlin, Rincewind, Oz, Jafar, Big Nose, Ginger, Earhorn, Willow, Orko’s Gritty Reboot, Cosplaying Andoran, Aunt Flo, Howl, Constantine, Jonathan, Quentin, Harry (not that one), Choco
People are posting the aurora in Vancouver but I just went outside and I ain’t seeing shit.
Probably just too much light pollution where I am, nuts.
Probably just too much light pollution where I am, nuts.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
People are posting the aurora in Vancouver but I just went outside and I ain’t seeing shit.
Probably just too much light pollution where I am, nuts.
Probably just too much light pollution where I am, nuts.
Random shots from the last few days. Alt text abuse in play
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Random shots from the last few days. Alt text abuse in play
Vancouver’s mayor is apparently looking to eliminate the city’s climate and sustainability department in case anyone thought y’all USians had the market cornered on deeply disappointing/actively corrupt politicians
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Vancouver’s mayor is apparently looking to eliminate the city’s climate and sustainability department in case anyone thought y’all USians had the market cornered on deeply disappointing/actively corrupt politicians
Well, my days of not giving much of a shit about Sydney Sweeney are certainly coming to a middle
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Well, my days of not giving much of a shit about Sydney Sweeney are certainly coming to a middle
The Running Man, The Long Walk
What’s with this sudden fixation on cardiovascular health, Hollywood?
What’s with this sudden fixation on cardiovascular health, Hollywood?
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Running Man, The Long Walk
What’s with this sudden fixation on cardiovascular health, Hollywood?
What’s with this sudden fixation on cardiovascular health, Hollywood?
Today, quite unexpectedly, some decades-old trauma popped off after work and I was fortunate to have a sympathetic ear for that
But I always feel so auncomfortable trauma dumping on people
Especially MY trauma, which… yeah.
But I always feel so auncomfortable trauma dumping on people
Especially MY trauma, which… yeah.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Today, quite unexpectedly, some decades-old trauma popped off after work and I was fortunate to have a sympathetic ear for that
But I always feel so auncomfortable trauma dumping on people
Especially MY trauma, which… yeah.
But I always feel so auncomfortable trauma dumping on people
Especially MY trauma, which… yeah.
@defnotadino.bsky.social not to derail or distract from your thread there but casually being all, “yes, I work in death” is the metallest thing I have seen in months
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
@defnotadino.bsky.social not to derail or distract from your thread there but casually being all, “yes, I work in death” is the metallest thing I have seen in months
Listen, YouTube: I’m not immune to the lab-created/genetically engineered charms of late aughts Kaley Cuocco, but I don’t super love The Big Bang Theory and all these clips you’re recommending just remind me of how much I miss that tan jacket from Target.
Same goes for Supernatural clips.
Same goes for Supernatural clips.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Listen, YouTube: I’m not immune to the lab-created/genetically engineered charms of late aughts Kaley Cuocco, but I don’t super love The Big Bang Theory and all these clips you’re recommending just remind me of how much I miss that tan jacket from Target.
Same goes for Supernatural clips.
Same goes for Supernatural clips.
I’m so terminally online that I use netspeak in casual conversation
My coworkers are probably low key considering whether to stage an intervention
Skibidi 6 7 no cap
My coworkers are probably low key considering whether to stage an intervention
Skibidi 6 7 no cap
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m so terminally online that I use netspeak in casual conversation
My coworkers are probably low key considering whether to stage an intervention
Skibidi 6 7 no cap
My coworkers are probably low key considering whether to stage an intervention
Skibidi 6 7 no cap
There’s something incredibly rich and life-affirming about the quality of sunlight after days of gloom and storms. It’s one of my favorite things.
Lol I already wasn’t feeling inclined to go to work (see: time stamp) but now… I want to go to work so much less
Lol I already wasn’t feeling inclined to go to work (see: time stamp) but now… I want to go to work so much less
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There’s something incredibly rich and life-affirming about the quality of sunlight after days of gloom and storms. It’s one of my favorite things.
Lol I already wasn’t feeling inclined to go to work (see: time stamp) but now… I want to go to work so much less
Lol I already wasn’t feeling inclined to go to work (see: time stamp) but now… I want to go to work so much less
The degree to which the NYT (and WaPo, WSJ, many other outlets) have completely lost the fucking plot needs to be seen and understood.
This isn’t conspiratorial “the mainstream media sucks and won’t report on alien anal probing” stuff.
They’re cooked.
This isn’t conspiratorial “the mainstream media sucks and won’t report on alien anal probing” stuff.
They’re cooked.
Honestly I think the NYT reporting on Bat Boy would probably be more honest journalism at this point.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The degree to which the NYT (and WaPo, WSJ, many other outlets) have completely lost the fucking plot needs to be seen and understood.
This isn’t conspiratorial “the mainstream media sucks and won’t report on alien anal probing” stuff.
They’re cooked.
This isn’t conspiratorial “the mainstream media sucks and won’t report on alien anal probing” stuff.
They’re cooked.
Hours get shorter as they approach noon.
7am: there’s so much time, we can be lazy and scroll and maybe doze a little
9am: shit shit shit I’m late I’m late I’m late
7am: there’s so much time, we can be lazy and scroll and maybe doze a little
9am: shit shit shit I’m late I’m late I’m late
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hours get shorter as they approach noon.
7am: there’s so much time, we can be lazy and scroll and maybe doze a little
9am: shit shit shit I’m late I’m late I’m late
7am: there’s so much time, we can be lazy and scroll and maybe doze a little
9am: shit shit shit I’m late I’m late I’m late
Earworm. I think I’m gonna do it in this format from now on. I’m calling them out because I want people to also know this music.
Usually. Except when it’s a bad/pernicious one. But this is a good one.
youtu.be/yAv5pLO37mE?...
Usually. Except when it’s a bad/pernicious one. But this is a good one.
youtu.be/yAv5pLO37mE?...
French 79 - Hometown [Official Video]
YouTube video by French 79
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Earworm. I think I’m gonna do it in this format from now on. I’m calling them out because I want people to also know this music.
Usually. Except when it’s a bad/pernicious one. But this is a good one.
youtu.be/yAv5pLO37mE?...
Usually. Except when it’s a bad/pernicious one. But this is a good one.
youtu.be/yAv5pLO37mE?...
Cripes, I wasn’t paying close attention. What has now happened in US politics?
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Cripes, I wasn’t paying close attention. What has now happened in US politics?
Ok I got my chicken and I got to be charming at the cute goth girl in line behind me at the grocery store. That’s what the nat 20 I rolled on Friday
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ok I got my chicken and I got to be charming at the cute goth girl in line behind me at the grocery store. That’s what the nat 20 I rolled on Friday
TFW I know I definitely should have something healthy for dinner like chicken or whatever but I low key want pizza.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
TFW I know I definitely should have something healthy for dinner like chicken or whatever but I low key want pizza.
Lol the mod of r/britishcolumbia has responded to my very polite question about the bans.
According to this craven fucking dipshit, calling someone a liar and their easily verifiable post bullshit is more civil than calling someone a shithead.
According to this craven fucking dipshit, calling someone a liar and their easily verifiable post bullshit is more civil than calling someone a shithead.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Lol the mod of r/britishcolumbia has responded to my very polite question about the bans.
According to this craven fucking dipshit, calling someone a liar and their easily verifiable post bullshit is more civil than calling someone a shithead.
According to this craven fucking dipshit, calling someone a liar and their easily verifiable post bullshit is more civil than calling someone a shithead.