PhantasMal
@ogmalcontent79.bsky.social
Artist, currently working toward a voiceover career.
A minor miracle has occurred: I sent a pitch for the art direction of the next issue to the Bossclient and he forwarded it to the creative director saying it was worth looking at.
You would THINK as the nominal Art Director that this would happen all the time, but it usually does not.
You would THINK as the nominal Art Director that this would happen all the time, but it usually does not.
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
A minor miracle has occurred: I sent a pitch for the art direction of the next issue to the Bossclient and he forwarded it to the creative director saying it was worth looking at.
You would THINK as the nominal Art Director that this would happen all the time, but it usually does not.
You would THINK as the nominal Art Director that this would happen all the time, but it usually does not.
Pretty sure I just had a Redditor very smugly try to defend for-profit prisons because he thought they were lifting inmates out of poverty. As in, dude thought the *inmates* profit from those prisons.
I don’t wanna think of people as dumb, but
I don’t wanna think of people as dumb, but
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Pretty sure I just had a Redditor very smugly try to defend for-profit prisons because he thought they were lifting inmates out of poverty. As in, dude thought the *inmates* profit from those prisons.
I don’t wanna think of people as dumb, but
I don’t wanna think of people as dumb, but
If I start yelling at Nancy Pelosi, I will be here all day and I have to get to work
Likewise, Curtis Yarvin and his weird fucking cult
I dreamt of some entity going around simply disintegrating all these shitheads one by one around the world. It was a nice dream.
Likewise, Curtis Yarvin and his weird fucking cult
I dreamt of some entity going around simply disintegrating all these shitheads one by one around the world. It was a nice dream.
January 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
If I start yelling at Nancy Pelosi, I will be here all day and I have to get to work
Likewise, Curtis Yarvin and his weird fucking cult
I dreamt of some entity going around simply disintegrating all these shitheads one by one around the world. It was a nice dream.
Likewise, Curtis Yarvin and his weird fucking cult
I dreamt of some entity going around simply disintegrating all these shitheads one by one around the world. It was a nice dream.
Reddit mods were wise for a change and locked comments on the post on r/Vent about how rude the local unhoused people are
Only I’d have removed it entirely, yeesh
Only I’d have removed it entirely, yeesh
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Reddit mods were wise for a change and locked comments on the post on r/Vent about how rude the local unhoused people are
Only I’d have removed it entirely, yeesh
Only I’d have removed it entirely, yeesh
I don’t understand the mentality of people rushing to get on a fully packed bus when the next one that is nearly empty is literally right behind it
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I don’t understand the mentality of people rushing to get on a fully packed bus when the next one that is nearly empty is literally right behind it
Apparently I’ve accrued enough unused sick days to take an entire month off and then some with no loss of income.
a woman with curly hair is wearing a white shirt and earrings and says oh , that 's nice .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a white shirt and earrings and says oh , that 's nice .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Apparently I’ve accrued enough unused sick days to take an entire month off and then some with no loss of income.
Bossclient has recovered from his flu and his wife is home from hospital 😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Bossclient has recovered from his flu and his wife is home from hospital 😅
Of course we get a warm, sunny, beautiful day immediately after vacation ends
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course we get a warm, sunny, beautiful day immediately after vacation ends
Wow, citations needed there, Stephen Miller. Many, many citations.
I do actually know at least part of how he got to this absolutely ahistorical conception — it’s from looking only at far-removed surface outcomes, not the actual events that led to those at best often flawed and unstable outcomes.
I do actually know at least part of how he got to this absolutely ahistorical conception — it’s from looking only at far-removed surface outcomes, not the actual events that led to those at best often flawed and unstable outcomes.
miller is truly just a dead-eyed Nazi freak. this shit makes no sense to normal people.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Wow, citations needed there, Stephen Miller. Many, many citations.
I do actually know at least part of how he got to this absolutely ahistorical conception — it’s from looking only at far-removed surface outcomes, not the actual events that led to those at best often flawed and unstable outcomes.
I do actually know at least part of how he got to this absolutely ahistorical conception — it’s from looking only at far-removed surface outcomes, not the actual events that led to those at best often flawed and unstable outcomes.
Turns out I didn’t notice my airflow window had slipped shut and it’s possible that I was feeling THAT sleepy at 5:30pm because the CO2 was building up in my cosy little warm cube
Or maybe I just needed a nap, because I did feel refreshed after taking a quick 30 minute kip.
Who knows? 😰
Or maybe I just needed a nap, because I did feel refreshed after taking a quick 30 minute kip.
Who knows? 😰
I’ve been a staunch “midnight or later bedtime” guy for as long as I’ve had a choice in the matter — but it’s storming outside, I’m warm and torpid in my room, I will shortly be having hot soup
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Turns out I didn’t notice my airflow window had slipped shut and it’s possible that I was feeling THAT sleepy at 5:30pm because the CO2 was building up in my cosy little warm cube
Or maybe I just needed a nap, because I did feel refreshed after taking a quick 30 minute kip.
Who knows? 😰
Or maybe I just needed a nap, because I did feel refreshed after taking a quick 30 minute kip.
Who knows? 😰
I’ve been a staunch “midnight or later bedtime” guy for as long as I’ve had a choice in the matter — but it’s storming outside, I’m warm and torpid in my room, I will shortly be having hot soup
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I’ve been a staunch “midnight or later bedtime” guy for as long as I’ve had a choice in the matter — but it’s storming outside, I’m warm and torpid in my room, I will shortly be having hot soup
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
Saw some dick roll through a stop sign and just commented, apparently loud enough to be heard, “well that’s not how stops work”
The dude continues rolling through the intersection and STOPS ON THE OTHER SIDE
“That’s a little more like how stops work.”
Nearby pedestrian grins at me 😆
The dude continues rolling through the intersection and STOPS ON THE OTHER SIDE
“That’s a little more like how stops work.”
Nearby pedestrian grins at me 😆
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Saw some dick roll through a stop sign and just commented, apparently loud enough to be heard, “well that’s not how stops work”
The dude continues rolling through the intersection and STOPS ON THE OTHER SIDE
“That’s a little more like how stops work.”
Nearby pedestrian grins at me 😆
The dude continues rolling through the intersection and STOPS ON THE OTHER SIDE
“That’s a little more like how stops work.”
Nearby pedestrian grins at me 😆
I may not be at my personal best, but I still can schlep a 4 drawer metal file cabinet 20 feet or so without touching the lawn 💪🏻😆
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I may not be at my personal best, but I still can schlep a 4 drawer metal file cabinet 20 feet or so without touching the lawn 💪🏻😆
So I saw a video by a Venezuelan who had some things to say. I think it was a tad bold of her to speak for her entire country but that doesn’t make her points any less interesting.
If I can figure out how to post the original post I will but it’s one of those repost of a reboot of a blah blah
If I can figure out how to post the original post I will but it’s one of those repost of a reboot of a blah blah
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
So I saw a video by a Venezuelan who had some things to say. I think it was a tad bold of her to speak for her entire country but that doesn’t make her points any less interesting.
If I can figure out how to post the original post I will but it’s one of those repost of a reboot of a blah blah
If I can figure out how to post the original post I will but it’s one of those repost of a reboot of a blah blah
Am I a self-driving rideshare car? Because I’m feeling Waymo tired than I should be at this hour
I think my body’s fighting off a cold or something. Successfully, so far, but still
I think my body’s fighting off a cold or something. Successfully, so far, but still
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Am I a self-driving rideshare car? Because I’m feeling Waymo tired than I should be at this hour
I think my body’s fighting off a cold or something. Successfully, so far, but still
I think my body’s fighting off a cold or something. Successfully, so far, but still
The best pizza place in the area is always slammed in Saturdays. I thought I could beat the crowd by going a little early but nope! Because football.
A family trio with a very attractive adult daughter was told the wait would be an hour so I gave them directions to two other spots within range
A family trio with a very attractive adult daughter was told the wait would be an hour so I gave them directions to two other spots within range
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The best pizza place in the area is always slammed in Saturdays. I thought I could beat the crowd by going a little early but nope! Because football.
A family trio with a very attractive adult daughter was told the wait would be an hour so I gave them directions to two other spots within range
A family trio with a very attractive adult daughter was told the wait would be an hour so I gave them directions to two other spots within range
All this time off is messing with my time sense lol
It’s only FRIDAY
I keep thinking it is Saturday night. I’ve got two more days of this before things go back to normal.
Seriously, it’s been more than 5 years since I’ve been off this many consecutive days (will be 9 total).
It’s only FRIDAY
I keep thinking it is Saturday night. I’ve got two more days of this before things go back to normal.
Seriously, it’s been more than 5 years since I’ve been off this many consecutive days (will be 9 total).
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
All this time off is messing with my time sense lol
It’s only FRIDAY
I keep thinking it is Saturday night. I’ve got two more days of this before things go back to normal.
Seriously, it’s been more than 5 years since I’ve been off this many consecutive days (will be 9 total).
It’s only FRIDAY
I keep thinking it is Saturday night. I’ve got two more days of this before things go back to normal.
Seriously, it’s been more than 5 years since I’ve been off this many consecutive days (will be 9 total).
I don’t understand why my earbuds don’t deliver the same volume in each of them. I keep having to switch for better results and it’s like why tho (because I’m sure you’re tired of me saying, I’m fully deaf in my right ear).
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I don’t understand why my earbuds don’t deliver the same volume in each of them. I keep having to switch for better results and it’s like why tho (because I’m sure you’re tired of me saying, I’m fully deaf in my right ear).
You’re using Helvetica, Alberta College of the Arts. You’re not inspiring confidence just because you made one word upside down in your branding.
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
You’re using Helvetica, Alberta College of the Arts. You’re not inspiring confidence just because you made one word upside down in your branding.
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
It’s so funny watching someone consume older media and relate it to newer instead of the proper chronology.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It’s so funny watching someone consume older media and relate it to newer instead of the proper chronology.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
Same — but also, the accuracy!
fuck it HURTS that I understand this
Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Same — but also, the accuracy!
Okay Wonder Man trailer
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Okay Wonder Man trailer
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
Lol jfc caught a full-ass three day ban from Reddit to start the year off
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Lol jfc caught a full-ass three day ban from Reddit to start the year off
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
How about we do the uprisings and guillotines and shit early in the year so we can spend the rest of the time enjoying the redistribution of wealth and elimination of the billionaire class
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
How about we do the uprisings and guillotines and shit early in the year so we can spend the rest of the time enjoying the redistribution of wealth and elimination of the billionaire class