Carlos B. Eaton
@someheifer.bsky.social
Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you’d like.
IG -> @someheifer
🇩🇴🇵🇷
📍Chicago
IG -> @someheifer
🇩🇴🇵🇷
📍Chicago
Honestly the world is on fire and our enemies are in power, we should just kiss
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Honestly the world is on fire and our enemies are in power, we should just kiss
FOR FUCKS SAKE IM GOING TO SCREAM
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
FOR FUCKS SAKE IM GOING TO SCREAM
Me seeing my friends post their nudes on blueskydotcom
February 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Me seeing my friends post their nudes on blueskydotcom
Damn it I just spent god knows how long trying to find this video to reply to a picture of a couple (who I don’t know) and by the time I came back to Blueskydotcom, it refreshed and it’s gone 😭
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Damn it I just spent god knows how long trying to find this video to reply to a picture of a couple (who I don’t know) and by the time I came back to Blueskydotcom, it refreshed and it’s gone 😭
What’s your favorite dish, divas?
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
What’s your favorite dish, divas?
Over in the UK they’re like wait is the US really that ghetto?
Yes.
Yes.
Dear UK users
This is what Farage wants for the UK - private medical insurance
"in the US private healthcare system, even those with insurance can face high deductibles and thousands of dollars in out-of-pocket costs"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is what Farage wants for the UK - private medical insurance
"in the US private healthcare system, even those with insurance can face high deductibles and thousands of dollars in out-of-pocket costs"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Why did former teen superstar James Van Der Beek need help to pay his medical bills?
A fundraiser was set up to help the actor's family after expensive cancer treatments devastated their finances.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Over in the UK they’re like wait is the US really that ghetto?
Yes.
Yes.
Reposted by Carlos B. Eaton
All I wanna do
All I wanna do baby
All I wanna do baby
February 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
All I wanna do
All I wanna do baby
All I wanna do baby
Comrade Jezebel 🙌
"It is not hard to put together a list of those who should be [redacted] - Forbes publishes it every year."
Time To Make Life Hard For The Rich
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
splinternews.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Comrade Jezebel 🙌
Yes it’s beautiful outside rn but I just wanna stay in bed and snuggle idk?
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Yes it’s beautiful outside rn but I just wanna stay in bed and snuggle idk?
Gonna randomly quote this word for word to Aaron without any context and see how he reacts. Watch this space
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Gonna randomly quote this word for word to Aaron without any context and see how he reacts. Watch this space
Should I post peen
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Should I post peen
Hey you! Yes, you! Nice dick!
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hey you! Yes, you! Nice dick!
Wait yall are gay?
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Wait yall are gay?
I take some of that your fav recent ish pics of us and raise some of my fav pics recent ish pics of us 💕
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I take some of that your fav recent ish pics of us and raise some of my fav pics recent ish pics of us 💕
I ate.
I made @someheifer.bsky.social breakfast and warmed up the icing packet under my balls while I scrambled the eggs 🍳 ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I ate.
Reposted by Carlos B. Eaton
Spit me out like hot wasabi
February 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Spit me out like hot wasabi
The saying “don’t let the bed bugs bite” never made sense to me. Like… why are we just accepting that you have bed bugs and they’re biting you like shouldn’t we be getting that sorted?
Anyway, sleep tight don’t let the bed bugs bite or whatever besties 💕
Anyway, sleep tight don’t let the bed bugs bite or whatever besties 💕
February 14, 2026 at 7:39 AM
The saying “don’t let the bed bugs bite” never made sense to me. Like… why are we just accepting that you have bed bugs and they’re biting you like shouldn’t we be getting that sorted?
Anyway, sleep tight don’t let the bed bugs bite or whatever besties 💕
Anyway, sleep tight don’t let the bed bugs bite or whatever besties 💕
Yall I can’t wait to get into my Pokopia post-apopalopick fantasy 😍
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Yall I can’t wait to get into my Pokopia post-apopalopick fantasy 😍
If you are lahteenks MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIISE
February 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If you are lahteenks MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIISE
“Then you’re gonna get in trouble for that.”
“Alright.”
I know that’s right
“Alright.”
I know that’s right
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
“Then you’re gonna get in trouble for that.”
“Alright.”
I know that’s right
“Alright.”
I know that’s right