Carlos B. Eaton
@someheifer.bsky.social
We are in the middle of the Bronx, in the middle of the projects, in the middle of the night.
📍Chicago
📍Chicago
Him: You better not be Miss Puerto Rico when I get there.
Me:
Me:
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Him: You better not be Miss Puerto Rico when I get there.
Me:
Me:
@imaaronrobert.bsky.social and I saw you from across the bar and really love your vibe
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
@imaaronrobert.bsky.social and I saw you from across the bar and really love your vibe
Suddenly remembered that I’m getting older
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Suddenly remembered that I’m getting older
She is ugly and she’s old. She deserves the worst in life.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
She is ugly and she’s old. She deserves the worst in life.
H worded up I fear
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
H worded up I fear
Lizzie Borden was absolutely guilty of killing her father and stepmother in 1892 AND SHE IS A GAY ICON
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Lizzie Borden was absolutely guilty of killing her father and stepmother in 1892 AND SHE IS A GAY ICON
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT NYC
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT LA
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT CHICAGO
Do you promise? Lol literally all of us would prefer you to stay in your safe space bubble in your podunk backwater. Like that really suits all of us so please do that. Never come here. Yay!
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT LA
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT CHICAGO
Do you promise? Lol literally all of us would prefer you to stay in your safe space bubble in your podunk backwater. Like that really suits all of us so please do that. Never come here. Yay!
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT NYC
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT LA
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT CHICAGO
Do you promise? Lol literally all of us would prefer you to stay in your safe space bubble in your podunk backwater. Like that really suits all of us so please do that. Never come here. Yay!
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT LA
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT CHICAGO
Do you promise? Lol literally all of us would prefer you to stay in your safe space bubble in your podunk backwater. Like that really suits all of us so please do that. Never come here. Yay!
sydney sween*y being asked if she wants to denounce white supremacy
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
sydney sween*y being asked if she wants to denounce white supremacy
This man couldn’t even pretend to give a shit about someone fainting/having a medical emergency literally right in front of him. You think he cares that you can’t afford your groceries?
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This man couldn’t even pretend to give a shit about someone fainting/having a medical emergency literally right in front of him. You think he cares that you can’t afford your groceries?
Nancy Pelosi said “I retire”
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nancy Pelosi said “I retire”
Me as soon as it gets even remotely cold out
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me as soon as it gets even remotely cold out
Mayor elect of my dreams
FREE BUSES, FREE CHILD CARE, FREE NIPPLE
FREE BUSES, FREE CHILD CARE, FREE NIPPLE
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Mayor elect of my dreams
FREE BUSES, FREE CHILD CARE, FREE NIPPLE
FREE BUSES, FREE CHILD CARE, FREE NIPPLE
Sometimes I feel mentally ill but then I suddenly remember that I’m that girl
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sometimes I feel mentally ill but then I suddenly remember that I’m that girl
I ordered Uber Eats and the food wasn’t good
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I ordered Uber Eats and the food wasn’t good
ZoHrAn MaMdAnI iS tHe fUtUrE oF tHe DeMoCrAtIc PaRtY!!1!!1!!1!1!!!
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ZoHrAn MaMdAnI iS tHe fUtUrE oF tHe DeMoCrAtIc PaRtY!!1!!1!!1!1!!!
“mAkE aMeRiCa GrEaT aGaIn”
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“mAkE aMeRiCa GrEaT aGaIn”
This was literally perfect casting like there’s never been and never will be casting better than this I fear
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This was literally perfect casting like there’s never been and never will be casting better than this I fear
Bottoms on the apps when they’re randomly in the mood to top
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Bottoms on the apps when they’re randomly in the mood to top
Someone asked me what I’m gonna be for Halloween and I’m gonna be katy p*rry’s career
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Someone asked me what I’m gonna be for Halloween and I’m gonna be katy p*rry’s career
I know we’re not supposed to thirst after politicians or whatever but when Zohran Mamdani does this little smirk??? Like boy you better stawppppppp 🥰
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I know we’re not supposed to thirst after politicians or whatever but when Zohran Mamdani does this little smirk??? Like boy you better stawppppppp 🥰
Idk yall but I just do NOT like her???
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Idk yall but I just do NOT like her???
Chicago is literally Silent Hill
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Chicago is literally Silent Hill
When someone I’m attracted to starts talking about the n*des they took
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When someone I’m attracted to starts talking about the n*des they took
